Who resembles you the best? (among the pro riders)

[badboyberty]

Well I sprint like Frank Schleck and climb like Benatti.... I've never been able to rock bleached blonde hair, but someone who knew VDB told me that's who I looked liked...

 

[Road Hazard]

... A couple. Examples include your parents, Lance and the Olson twin ....

I had forgotten about Lance and the Olson twin(s).

 

[Sanitiser]

In terms of height and weight, I'm similar to Thor Hushovd, but I couldn't beat my shadow in a sprint. In 2007 I rode around France wearing Quick Step kit, and if I had a euro for every time some person yelled "Tom Boonen" and honked their horn from their car, well you get the point

Did any girls offer you to snort coke off their bodies?

I think I'm like Jan a bit too big and stay seated and grind my way up gradients.