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Contador wins, uniting with his acolyte Aru to light up the race with scathing attacks that destroy Froome, particularly in the third week when Dawg fades badly. Nairo to come strong in the last week, but having been too cautious earlier in the race, he finishes 2nd. Valverde works well for Nairo, wins a stage, and comes 6th, then goes on to medal in Rio.
While Alberto and Aru are getting along great guns, Vino and Oleg have a huge disagreement and demand that the two stars cease working together, because each wants to destroy the other guy's team. The riders ignore the bosses, and continue to work together. One day, back in the convoy, it all comes to a head when Vino and Oleg start screaming obscenities in Russian at each other from the team cars. We see a little demolition derby action, until Faustino is finally forced to sucker-punch Oleg to shut him up. Both Vino and Oleg are thrown off the race, and the UCI revokes their credentials from all races for the rest of the year. Alberto and Fabio continue to work together happily, with Tiralongo working hard, and Sagan (green jersey secure) especially enjoying the all the drama, including riding alongside a cracked Froome and doing wheelies up the mountainside whilst Dawg studies his powermeter numbers in disbelief.
At some point, Landa gets tired of babysitting Froome during the Aru/Contador attacks, so he takes off on his own and wins the stage. He is very happy about this, but Brailsford isn't. Cound is furious, and begins a twitter war with Landa. (I don't know if Landa has twitter. If he doesn't, Cound will come to the forum and argue with Taxus instead

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LRP and Teeeeejayyyyy spend the whole three weeks fighting for leadership, carefully protecting their spots between 7th and 10th on GC. Ochowicz attempts to save BMC's race from the PR disaster by winning the coveted teams classification, but alas, Movistar takes that again, as per usual.
As far as the flat stages go, let's just say that Cav discovers that Farrar is a bit of a liability as a leadout man.
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BigMac said:
Dazed and Confused said:
Froome will take his 3rd win.
Looking forward to see Porte in BMC colours
Mucho this. I can start to like him now.
Oh hell no. It ain't as desperate as all that. No reason on earth to start liking LRP.
