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[RedheadDane]

Imagine if they'd ride for the same tame

Would be wild racing!

 

[gunara]

Would be wild racing!

You should be more tolerant to people typo, not making fun of it. Maybe he meant Tame Seam, a conti team you've never heard of.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Now that the other threads have been closed down, I can now safely admit that Polyphemus is the sexiest cyclops in my book.

 

[BlueRoads]

Now that the other threads have been closed down, I can now safely admit that Polyphemus is the sexiest cyclops in my book.

I prefer Percy Jackson's brother Tyson.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I prefer Percy Jackson's brother Tyson.

Well beauty lies in the eye of the beholder. The cyclopes from "Heroes of Might and Magic III" should not be forgotten either.

 

[RedheadDane]

Today is a great day! Today is the one-year anniversary of Toby creating this, most epic of threads!

See, I can post pictures!

But only on my computer.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Did you guys know that Kasper Asgreen once rode on a pony called Sir Toby?

 

[Libertine Seguros]

It can't be true that this race does not have a thread!!!

 

[sir fly]

It can't be true that this race does not have a thread!!!

No, this thread doesn't have a race!

 

[RedheadDane]

No, this thread doesn't have a race!

Then we'll make one!

 

[tobydawq]

I propose we make a goal of making this topic more popular than the other one.

I'm calling a delay. It has been a year, and you're down by 6 (now 5) posts. You lost!

 

[RedheadDane]

I'm calling a delay. It has been a year, and you're down by 6 (now 5) posts. You lost!

Nope. Only for last year's thread.

 

[SHAD0W93]

Don’t forget our Wrestlemania match!

 

[Libertine Seguros]

Don’t forget our Wrestlemania match!

Don't make me dust off my Rock impressions again. It's been a long time since these shoes had to be turned sideways for the sake of laying the smack down on some roody-poo jabroni's candy ass.

 

[SHAD0W93]

Don't make me dust off my Rock impressions again. It's been a long time since these shoes had to be turned sideways for the sake of laying the smack down on some roody-poo jabroni's candy ass.

Honestly that might be even better since you were slated in as our cycling educational commentary with the best budget we can get.

Update on our tag team match.
It will be the main event of Wrestlemania 38 so plenty of time for all parties to prepare.
We have "Silent" SHAD0W93 and Blue "The Conqueror" Roads vs Redhead "Destroying" Dane and Samu "Sucker Punch" Cuenca with special guest referee Greg "Straight Shooter" Rowlerson. This will be a no disqualification, no holds bared mix tag team match inside HELL IN A CELL(!). There will be tables, chairs, and ladders (Oh My!). Four will enter and only two, shall leave.
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I'm bored at work and all there is on tv is infomercials and I'm bored of studying. SOS.

Maybe we will have a surprise return to the forum in order for her to compete in this match.

 

[Jumbo Visma Fan :)]

Maybe we will have a surprise return to the forum in order for her to compete in this match.

That would be welcome.

 

[SHAD0W93]

That would be welcome.

Otherwise I got to take @RedheadDane and @Samu Cuenca by myself. Unless @gregrowlerson wants to team up for Klöden!

 

[RedheadDane]

How could I forget about this part of the thread.

In my defense; the thread took some strange turns.

 

[gregrowlerson]

Otherwise I got to take @RedheadDane and @Samu Cuenca by myself. Unless @gregrowlerson wants to team up for Klöden!

Only if 'Klöden' has done a significant amount of 'his' typical super domestique work before I step into the ring. I weigh no more than Andreas and need anyone who attempts shot putting to be almost out on their feet before I can push them over. That, or I might need to visit Freiburg before the bout.

 

[RedheadDane]

Only if 'Klöden' has done a significant amount of 'his' typical super domestique work before I step into the ring. I weigh no more than Andreas and need anyone who attempts shot putting to be almost out on their feet before I can push them over. That, or I might need to visit Freiburg before the bout.

I barely weigh more than Coryn Labecki!

 

[gregrowlerson]

I barely weigh more than Coryn Labecki!

Had to google who she was (recent name change)!

Weight aside, you're a sprinter, I'm a climber.

You'll kick my ass.

 

[RedheadDane]

Weight aside, you're a sprinter, I'm a climber.

Oh, hell no! I'd be way too terrified to mix it up in the sprint!

 

[sir fly]

Oh, hell no! I'd be way too terrified to mix it up in the sprint!

Baroudeuse

 

[SHAD0W93]

Only if 'Klöden' has done a significant amount of 'his' typical super domestique work before I step into the ring. I weigh no more than Andreas and need anyone who attempts shot putting to be almost out on their feet before I can push them over. That, or I might need to visit Freiburg before the bout.

It’s alright we have the weight advantage for now with me!
Those Oreos coming in clutch.

 

[RedheadDane]

It’s alright we have the weight advantage for now with me!
Those Oreos coming in clutch.

Oi! @Samu Cuenca! You wanna eat some cake?