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Don't make me dust off my Rock impressions again. It's been a long time since these shoes had to be turned sideways for the sake of laying the smack down on some roody-poo jabroni's candy ass.
Honestly that might be even better since you were slated in as our cycling educational commentary with the best budget we can get.



Update on our tag team match.
It will be the main event of Wrestlemania 38 so plenty of time for all parties to prepare.
We have "Silent" SHAD0W93 and Blue "The Conqueror" Roads vs Redhead "Destroying" Dane and Samu "Sucker Punch" Cuenca with special guest referee Greg "Straight Shooter" Rowlerson. This will be a no disqualification, no holds bared mix tag team match inside HELL IN A CELL(!). There will be tables, chairs, and ladders (Oh My!). Four will enter and only two, shall leave.
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I'm bored at work and all there is on tv is infomercials and I'm bored of studying. SOS.
Maybe we will have a surprise return to the forum in order for her to compete in this match.
 
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Otherwise I got to take @RedheadDane and @Samu Cuenca by myself. Unless @gregrowlerson wants to team up for Klöden!
Only if 'Klöden' has done a significant amount of 'his' typical super domestique work before I step into the ring. I weigh no more than Andreas and need anyone who attempts shot putting to be almost out on their feet before I can push them over. That, or I might need to visit Freiburg before the bout.
 
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Only if 'Klöden' has done a significant amount of 'his' typical super domestique work before I step into the ring. I weigh no more than Andreas and need anyone who attempts shot putting to be almost out on their feet before I can push them over. That, or I might need to visit Freiburg before the bout.
It’s alright we have the weight advantage for now with me!
Those Oreos coming in clutch.
 
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