Pink As A Pig - Part Two
There had been one major implementation just prior to the Giro, as far as doping procedures were concerned. As a result of the fall out from the Alberto Contador case, where the Spaniard had claimed to have digested clenbuterol whilst eating meat, the radical measure was taken to ban all meat products, as they (the Giro organisers) believed Contador’s story, and thus wanted any other such rider to avoid such hardluckship. AC fangirl LaFlorecita was the first to second this motion. Numerous vegetarians also managed to raise a smirk.
Most of the incline on the final climb of stage 16 made the Rocca di Cambio look like the Zoncolan. However, the final 5kms were a test and had numerous riders dangling off the back; many of which succumbed – again to the relentless work of Robot-Basso – and lost even more time. But Andreas Kloden was not one of those. And in a fitting place for such a milestone, it was Kloden who sprinted to the stage victory, his first in a grand tour.
And why was it so fitting? Well the start town of Limone sul Garda was known for its long living population, with approximately 1.2% of its population have clocked up a century, so that may have given Grandpa Klodi an extra boost of good feeling, with the delusion of grandeur that he really wasn’t that old. And then there was the finish in Pfalzen, where despite being located in Italy, 95% of the people spoke German as their first language. And Kloden is happy to speak to people in German, so long as they’re not reporters.
Stage 17 threatened to blow the race to smithereens, with multiple of climbs on the menu, and many of these were real Giro mountains. Basso was expected to seal his victory in Cortina D’Ampezzo. The theory was that the final Dolomite stages would simply be dessert, or perhaps only an after dinner mint.
The final sections of the stage saw three brutal climbs come in quick succession. There was the Passo Duran; 12.5kms @ 7.9%. Then the Forcella Staulanza; 12.4kms @ 6.8%. Finally came the feared Passo Giau; 9.8kms @ 9.4%! And there were just 17kms of descending to the finish.
But that would be where part of the controversy came in.
The earlier climb of the day – the Valparola – was ascended without incident. However, on the lengthy descent there was drama. Leopard-trek rider Jacob Fulgsang, who was still a contender for a coveted top ten GC finish mind you, came crashing down. He didn’t seem particularly hurt, bouncing back up and onto his bike in virtually no time, but later it would be revealed that he had gone through almost an entire packet of band aids, and after lengthy communications between the heads of Leopard-trek (who were also in contact with their own riders) and the Giro organizers, it was decided that the stage should be neutralized….you know, for the safety of the riders. Such a descent finish was just far too dangerous. It seemed that Fabian Cancerella had had a great say in proceedings, and after catching up to the peleton at the bottom of the Forcella – he had of course been dropped on the Duran – he rode to the front and put up his hands in a stop sign motion. And that was that. Because as we all know, nobody argues with Fabian.
Many riders shook their heads in disgust at the finish line, but one who gave a tremendous smirk was Mark Cavendish. He simply couldn’t resist this opportunity to win an actual mountain stage, and so he went against the wishes of Fabian and sprinted to the victory. But again there was a showing that Cancerella rules, for after a protest by Leopard-trek, it was announced by the Giro that there was no winner of the stage, and that all results were invalid.
There were some curious comments made by certain riders post stage too. In the aftermath of all the soft pedaling, Andreas Kloden declared; “I am disappointed in today’s outcome, for it was my grand plan to attack on the Giau and destroy my rivals. I love climbs of real substance.” A German reporter wouldn’t let him off that easily, saying, “but didn’t you crack on the Giau in 2008?” Kloden of course refused to even acknowledge him.
But following stage 17 there was a far bigger bombshell dropped. For it was revealed that pink jersey wearer Ivan Basso had tested pozitive in Falzes.
He was the victim of what would become known as Operation Pig-out. He’d succumbed to a piece of pork – enjoyed with a knodel, which is kinda like a dumpling – during dinner after stage sixteen. Basso did not hold back at the press conference.
“I may be a pig, but at least I am not a phantom.”
Who knows who he was talking about.
And the reason for why Ivan had taken the meat was never revealed, so numerous rumours did the rounds of the cyclingnewsforum. The most popular of these were as follows: Some felt that an overconfident Basso had taken onboard too much beer during the festivities and lost his faculties, whilst others felt the opposite, and posed the question, how could a rider possibly be confident after being out sprinted by Andreas Kloden? These fans felt that Ivan may have therefore been concerned that he was weakening in the final week, and thus digested the pork as a last resort.
Remember that this was a new age of cycling, where blood doping was a thing of the past, but where pigs could make you fly.
Or so the story went.