I reckon I'd cast myself as a -1 (Minus One).
Minus Ones are rational to the extent they realize Armstrong and legion of other cyclists past and present dope. However, minus ones also adopt the rationale that cheating at sport, by any method, is wrong, dammit! Cheating at sport is race fixing at its worst!! The b*astards!!! Upon getting the news that another of their beloved cyclists has doped (substitute any other cheating offense here), Minus Ones retreat into their caves of despair and lament the sad state of cycling - at least until the next race -- when they reappear if only to say, "If one more f*ucking cyclist test positive, THAT'S IT!!!!" Until the next race, anyway. Minus ones are also known to play a mean round of golf whenever any B sample shows positive for doping. The b*astards!!!!!
Minus Ones are rational to the extent they realize Armstrong and legion of other cyclists past and present dope. However, minus ones also adopt the rationale that cheating at sport, by any method, is wrong, dammit! Cheating at sport is race fixing at its worst!! The b*astards!!! Upon getting the news that another of their beloved cyclists has doped (substitute any other cheating offense here), Minus Ones retreat into their caves of despair and lament the sad state of cycling - at least until the next race -- when they reappear if only to say, "If one more f*ucking cyclist test positive, THAT'S IT!!!!" Until the next race, anyway. Minus ones are also known to play a mean round of golf whenever any B sample shows positive for doping. The b*astards!!!!!