Astana rider details Contador's doping practices

[flicker]

Dearest TFF aka SFB

...so sorry...so confused...see the following...note state affiliation of Walter B. Jones...I must have assumed that Mr Jones was from the other North Carolina ...

On March 11, 2003, Representatives Robert W. Ney (R-Ohio) and Walter B. Jones, Jr. (R-North Carolina) declared that all references to French fries and French toast on the menus of the restaurants and snack bars run by the House of Representatives would be removed. House cafeterias were ordered to rename French fries to "freedom fries". This action was carried out without a congressional vote, under the authority of Ney's position as Chairman of the Committee on House Administration, which oversees restaurant operations for the chamber. The simultaneous renaming of French toast to "freedom toast" attracted less attention.[1]

Cheers from your special friend

blutto

It gives me great pride to know that our representatives have time to re-name the foods. Those Frenchies don't know a thing about food. I am proud to say I do not live in Ohio and North Carolina but m still Merikan.

 

[Anonymous]

Classic...

I mean, when they resort to branding me a conservative Republican just to have some sort of a point, you KNOW they are in the desolate regions of knowledge and logic. blutto called me a freeper a week or two ago. I guess when you have no point, you pull sh!t out of your a$$?

Anyway, he's not too swift in the brain department, so I have no other option than to mockingly engage him. He isn't smart enough to have a real conversation.

 

[Anonymous]

Dearest TFF aka SFB

...so sorry...so confused...see the following...note state affiliation of Walter B. Jones...I must have wrongly assumed that Mr Jones was from that other North Carolina, which is where, apparently, the delicacy that is Freedom Fries was supposed to have, not only originated, but was a state-wide favourite snack food.....

On March 11, 2003, Representatives Robert W. Ney (R-Ohio) Walter B. Jones, Jr. (R-North Carolina) and declared that all references to French fries and French toast on the menus of the restaurants and snack bars run by the House of Representatives would be removed. House cafeterias were ordered to rename French fries to "freedom fries". This action was carried out without a congressional vote, under the authority of Ney's position as Chairman of the Committee on House Administration, which oversees restaurant operations for the chamber. The simultaneous renaming of French toast to "freedom toast" attracted less attention.[1]...from the fount of all knowledge Wiki...

Cheers from your special friend

blutto

Dearest blutto,

...you can keep trying to cover the fact that you confused "South" for "North" if you want, but we all know you are a f**king imbecilic taintpimple, so save the energy for trying to determine if the lint in your bellybutton came from your shirt, or magical dust mites. I mean, the representative you quoted is from here: http://jones.house.gov/District/ HINT: Charlotte isn't there. Man, you and geography are not friends, are you? Heck, you can't even read, much less discern the tangled web of confusion that is a map.

...get the vasectomy for the good of mankind.

Best regards,

TFF

 

[Aguirre]

Isn't that exactly what Landis's team believed?

nope, is not the same, at all

 

[Aguirre]

Sorry Charlie, Contadope's case will show that there was Clen in his p!ss and that he hooked up to the red bag of courage. He is gonna take a 2 year vacation if there is any justice in the world. (Hint: There rarely is, so his sorry doping a$$ just might get off on a technicality)

so do you believe a "technicality" can end up in a two year ban and dispossesion of a title? do you believe rules and laws must prevail all the time and in all cases and conditions even if those rules and laws can be proven are obsolete? etc., etc,

 

[blutto]

I mean, when they resort to branding me a conservative Republican just to have some sort of a point, you KNOW they are in the desolate regions of knowledge and logic. blutto called me a freeper a week or two ago. I guess when you have no point, you pull sh!t out of your a$$?

Anyway, he's not too swift in the brain department, so I have no other option than to mockingly engage him. He isn't smart enough to have a real conversation.

Dearest TFF aka SFB,

....the freeper remark?...the thinking here was...if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, chances are its a duck...and frankly your commentary does exhibit a distinct Limbaughian flourish...

...but you say you are not a Conservative Republican so let me guess ...you are a libertarian...right...

Cheers from your special friend

blutto

 

[scribe]

Ok, now I am feeling left out. I thought I won the "6 degrees of Lance" game three days ago

http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showpost.php?p=357307&postcount=87

I always thought it was strange that Chris stayed at Astana when everyone else left. I had heard it was a pay issue and that he would rather work the Service Course instead of traveling all the time. Smart move by Wonderboy, leave a plant with your biggest rival.

I wonder if they will buy him a big Mercedes like they did for Julian or maybe he gets the $300,000 that was going to go to LeMond's teammate?

Ostensibly, the biggest beneficiary of this assassination move is Lemond. There are only so many 3x'mers out there. It is interesting to watch these guys from different eras engaged a race for legacy.

Tinfoil

 

[Anonymous]

so do you believe a "technicality" can end up in a two year ban and dispossesion of a title? do you believe rules and laws must prevail all the time and in all cases and conditions even if those rules and laws can be proven are obsolete? etc., etc,

He technically had Clen in his p!ss, and plasticizers too. He doped. He got caught. He deserves sanction. You can't deal with the fact that your hero got busted. All of these things are true. "Tainted meat?"...mmmmkay, not so much.

 

[Anonymous]

Dearest TFF aka SFB,

....the freeper remark?...the thinking here was...if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, chances are its a duck...and frankly your commentary does exhibit a distinct Limbaughian flourish...

...but you say you are not a Conservative Republican so let me guess ...you are a libertarian...right...

Cheers from your special friend

blutto

Dearest blutto,

...you are 0'fer today. Give it up and go mop the floors. You are only suited for such a job, and even then, you are at the a$$ end of the intelligence curve for that profession.

...please don't breed.

Best regards,

TFF

 

[blutto]

Dearest Blutto,

...only a moron doesn't realize that Charlotte is in North Carolina, not South Carolina. Did they teach geography in the slum in which you were born? Don't answer, I already know.

...and to think, I took you off ignore to read that...should have gone with my first instinct.

Best regards,

TFF

Dearest TTF aka SFB

...oh whooops ...made typo...my bad...but apparently par for the course for slum dwellers...

...point that was to be made was...since you and Freedom Fries are definitely from the same place( and I'm not sure if that should be literally or figuratively but since I'm such a dummy please excuse the faux pas ) ....have you had them and did you enjoy them....

Cheers from your special friend

blutto

 

[Anonymous]

Dearest TTF aka SFB

...oh whooops ...made typo...my bad...but apparently par for the course for slum dwellers...

...point that was to be made was...since you and Freedom Fries are definitely from the same place( and I'm not sure if that should be literally or figuratively but since I'm such a dummy please excuse the faux pas ) ....have you had them and did you enjoy them....

Cheers from your special friend

blutto

Dearest blutto,

...typo, really? It is more than typing an "S" where a "N" should be. I won't ruin the suspense, but there is another letter involved. You can do it little fella, come on, do the math.

...I am not from his district. You can't read maps. You are on a roll of stupidity today. Keep it up because you are making this too easy, and I am studying right now also.

...your DNA is toxic to the survival of mankind, keep it out of circulation.

Best regards,

TFF

 

[python]

When you said the story "smelled" were you declaring it fake like you're half witted friend or are you supporting omerta because he talked? I know its hard for you since its AC and I hear he's a super nice guy.

i was talking about quarter-witted fans like you. i know it's hard because the your false hero is in trouble but you need to do away with illogical half-wiited 1-2s and stay tuned cos you hero is getting in trouble.

 

[JRTinMA]

i was talking about quarter-witted fans like you. i know it's hard because the your false hero is in trouble but you need to do away with illogical half-wiited 1-2s and stay tuned cos you hero is getting in trouble.

I'm going to have to assume you reference LA since you're to dull to write at the minimum level generally accepted on a forum. Produce a single post where I have supported LA, I can show your bias to Clentador. The LA fanboy claim is used by losers like you who have no defense and are witless. I know, I'll link him to LA and the legions on here will think I'm cool, or better yet somebody intelligent with insider knowledge as you try and pass yourself. You're not and you're contradictions prove this as fact. Don't try and engage me or I will reduce you to 7 ha ha's and two LOL like you're buddy.

 

[python]

I'm going to have to assume you reference LA since you're to dull to write at the minimum level generally accepted on a forum. Produce a single post where I have supported LA, I can show your bias to Clentador. The LA fanboy claim is used by losers like you who have no defense and are witless. I know, I'll link him to LA and the legions on here will think I'm cool, or better yet somebody intelligent with insider knowledge as you try and pass yourself. You're not and you're contradictions prove this as fact. Don't try and engage me or I will reduce you to 7 ha ha's and two LOL like you're buddy.

i'm dull enough to see a knee jerk reaction in a fanboy who's incapable of discussing a message and has to seek affinities to get a clue and attack messenger. half-witted, simplistic 1-2s is your domane.

 

[scribe]

Python: when did you really begin to enjoy following Contador as a fan? How does this situation with contador make you feel?

 

[blutto]

Dearest blutto,

...typo, really? It is more than typing an "S" where a "N" should be. I won't ruin the suspense, but there is another letter involved. You can do it little fella, come on, do the math.

...I am not from his district. You can't read maps. You are on a roll of stupidity today. Keep it up because you are making this too easy, and I am studying right now also.

...your DNA is toxic to the survival of mankind, keep it out of circulation.

Best regards,

TFF

Dearest TFF aka SFB,

...you were right after-all again...I confuseded the r and the u...I always get those numbers mixed up...

...and what has this district thing got to with anything anyway as I have heard that everyone in your neck of the woods is real close kin of everybody else...so he may not be your rep but there is a good chance he probably is your cousin or something...am I right? and you are just too embarrassed to admit it...

...and so sorry for disturbing you during your precious study time...what is it that you were studying ?... inter-net forum law?...very cool...a growing field in which you'll do well judging how good you do here...

Cheers from your special little fella friend

blutto

 

[python]

Python: when did you really begin to enjoy following Contador as a fan? How does this situation with contador make you feel?

scribe when do you think armstrong will go tp prison ? do you think he will squeal on contador directly in stead of sending his mechanic ?

 

[Barrus]

All of you get back on topic NOW, or be prepared to face consequences


I'm gone for a few hours and people are already begging for my return, thank goodness the ban last night wasn't in effect longer . But really can't you all behave when there are no moderators around. I got almost 10 reports about this thread alone

EDIT:
Look guys, I'm not joking about this, I'm frustrated all of you let it come so far and I'm not in the mood to be lenient now. So shut up, or get back on the original topic

 

[flicker]

This is the clinic. It is about dope and dopers. Barrus please read the new article in this months Vanity Faire about Lindsay Lohan. It is exactly about what we talk about here. Childhood protegy told she was the greatest, couldn't miss a party drugs drugs and more drugs, denial, jail. Beautiful and extremely talented.
To me she is so much like the pro-cycling I see.

If you read the article L.L. is a lot like Boonen, Contador,Lance Van der Brouke ,Pantani .etc

 

[Cloxxki]

Suppose both an unauthorized IV (be it blood or whatever, it doesn't matter) AND Clen to be considered worthy of penalty...
We are looking at a life-time ban here. 2 seperate offences. People have received this ban before, just not for this unique combination perhaps.
Or am I missing something, beyond the long draggy Spanish lawyer thing?

 

[HoustonHammer]

Suppose both an unauthorized IV (be it blood or whatever, it doesn't matter) AND Clen to be considered worthy of penalty...
We are looking at a life-time ban here. 2 seperate offences. People have received this ban before, just not for this unique combination perhaps.
Or am I missing something, beyond the long draggy Spanish lawyer thing?

Has there ever been a life-time ban given for being caught violating two doping rules at once? Sounds *VERY* far-fetched.

 

[JMBeaushrimp]

All of you get back on topic NOW, or be prepared to face consequences


I'm gone for a few hours and people are already begging for my return, thank goodness the ban last night wasn't in effect longer . But really can't you all behave when there are no moderators around. I got almost 10 reports about this thread alone

EDIT:
Look guys, I'm not joking about this, I'm frustrated all of you let it come so far and I'm not in the mood to be lenient now. So shut up, or get back on the original topic

I ABSOLUTELY love a mod in uniform....

 

[python]

Has there ever been a life-time ban given for being caught violating two doping rules at once? Sounds *VERY* far-fetched.

hammer, if you're not joking, im lost at figuring your cycling knowledge.

have you ever heard of your compatriot ty Hamilton ? (8 years) or a bunch of other dopers
including your other compatriot...forgot his name...who was just nailed for life by usada. less than a week ago. do you watch cycling on a regular basis ?

 

[JRTinMA]

hammer, if you're not joking, im lost at figuring your cycling knowledge.

have you ever heard of your compatriot ty Hamilton ? (8 years) or a bunch of other dopers
including your other compatriot...forgot his name...who was just nailed for life by usada. less than a week ago. do you watch cycling on a regular basis ?

Again you fail at reading, so dull. What he asked was have the UCI/governing body ever given a lifetime ban for failing two tests at once. As in the plasticiser and for clen, two days apart. So quick to jump on people and display your ignorance. Hammer, the answer is no, it has never happened, its considered a testing event. Nobody has ever received a lifetime ban for two failed tests in the same sample or two days apart.

 

[python]

Again you fail at reading, so dull. What he asked was have the UCI/governing body ever given a lifetime ban for failing two tests at once. As in the plasticiser and for clen, two days apart. So quick to jump on people and display your ignorance. Hammer, the answer is no, it has never happened, its considered a testing event. Nobody has ever received a lifetime ban for two failed tests in the same sample or two days apart.

the ignorance is on you and hammer, the answer is yes. a texas fanboy like you has no ability to property review the facts even in their own country. your understanding of cycling is beyond helpless. the uci does not administer sanctions. read the wada code.