Maybe if you're drunk...
You don't see a man with a top hat?
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Maybe if you're drunk...
Those are some strangely located nipplesYea, it's like the national champions all got given a really good jersey, then they were dared to pull their shorts up to their nipples before the photoshoot or something.
How many outfits do you have where pulling shorts/pants up to your nipples would actually be physically possible?Those are some strangely located nipples
The UAE Vine jersey, haven’t seen it yet and it’s not bad, it’s just average, and the best UAE has made. The Aussies were likely in their ear about it though.
I genuinely thought that was Cadel Evans at first for some reason!?...
classic. (although I'm a bit worried by the fade to dark blue at the bottom.)
It's not bad, but it's not good.
I agree that looks a bit off, but That seems to be much more common in TT kits; and since they are bent so low when on their TT bikes we only really see that at the start line and after the finish!I dislike the plunge neckline of the UAE kit.
Why is that, actually? In the average gift shop in London you can buy a whole Union Jack-themed wardrobe, but their national champions have to wear something that no casual fan would recognize as the British jersey.
I don't mind the fade. But the GB jersey is really just a very lame Dutch jersey
Imo it is a lesser variant of the usual white + flag kits you see teams throwing around often. EF made killer kits for Higuita and Klever when they were national champs of Colombia and Ecuador, so this one very much hurts.I think that is overstating it.
Because the two bands of red and blue is traditional. As you couldn't/wouldn't stitch together dozens of small pieces of coloured fabric to make a union jack jersey 50-100 years ago a simpler design suitable for manufacture has to be found. The British Olympic Teams kit was regularly the same design around the time National Cyclists Union and the British League of Racing Cyclists amalgamated into BCF so iirc that's where the design comes from.Why is that, actually? In the average gift shop in London you can buy a whole Union Jack-themed wardrobe, but their national champions have to wear something that no casual fan would recognize as the British jersey.