Best forum memes

[Logic-is-your-friend]

Thank **** "He's Ganna do it" has gone way down the list. That was one of the corniest memes ever .

Luckily "not ganna happen" can go both ways. And it did.

 

[Carrick-On-Seine]

Luckily "not ganna happen" can go both ways. And it did.

That's better but in the meantime is he ganna take the world hour record away from one of Ineos' backroom staff?
(No disrespect to Dan Bigham but he's not got a big money five year contract.)

 

[topcat]

Meme riders: 1. Froome 2. Roglic 3. Remco 4. Nibali 5. Fuglsang 6. Almeida 7. Wout 8. Vinnie 9. Ala 10. Bala 11. MAL ... (nearly all riders worth talking about)
Riders who have yet to achieve meme status: 1. Pog ? 2. Bernal 3. Mads P ... (give time time and these riders will surely become a joke also).

 

[gregrowlerson]

Meme riders: 1. Froome 2. Roglic 3. Remco 4. Nibali 5. Fuglsang 6. Almeida 7. Wout 8. Vinnie 9. Ala 10. Bala 11. MAL ... (nearly all riders worth talking about)
Riders who have yet to achieve meme status: 1. Pog ? 2. Bernal 3. Mads P ... (give time time and these riders will surely become a joke also).

This could be the topic of its very own thread.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Meme riders: 1. Froome 2. Roglic 3. Remco 4. Nibali 5. Fuglsang 6. Almeida 7. Wout 8. Vinnie 9. Ala 10. Bala 11. MAL ... (nearly all riders worth talking about)
Riders who have yet to achieve meme status: 1. Pog ? 2. Bernal 3. Mads P ... (give time time and these riders will surely become a joke also).

Mads P. being from every country apart from Denmark must at least be close to a meme.

 

[TourOfSardinia]

Proto-meme: Oh. not another Norwegian

 

[RedheadDane]

Mads P. being from every country apart from Denmark must at least be close to a meme.

FAKE NEWS!

 

[Carrick-On-Seine]

Meme riders: 1. Froome 2. Roglic 3. Remco 4. Nibali 5. Fuglsang 6. Almeida 7. Wout 8. Vinnie 9. Ala 10. Bala 11. MAL ... (nearly all riders worth talking about)
Riders who have yet to achieve meme status: 1. Pog ? 2. Bernal 3. Mads P ... (give time time and these riders will surely become a joke also).

Bubbling under: Fausto and Fred

 

[Libertine Seguros]

Meme riders: 1. Froome 2. Roglic 3. Remco 4. Nibali 5. Fuglsang 6. Almeida 7. Wout 8. Vinnie 9. Ala 10. Bala 11. MAL ... (nearly all riders worth talking about)
Riders who have yet to achieve meme status: 1. Pog ? 2. Bernal 3. Mads P ... (give time time and these riders will surely become a joke also).

Carlos Betancur forgotten so soon?

 

[QueenStagiaire]

Carlos Betancur forgotten so soon?

Such an amazing rider. Once during the 2013 Giro he attacked, finished second on the stage and confused everyone by celebrating. He celebrated because he knew the time he gained would give him a Top 5 on GC in the end.

 

[Sciatic]

Meme riders: 1. Froome 2. Roglic 3. Remco 4. Nibali 5. Fuglsang 6. Almeida 7. Wout 8. Vinnie 9. Ala 10. Bala 11. MAL ... (nearly all riders worth talking about)
Riders who have yet to achieve meme status: 1. Pog ? 2. Bernal 3. Mads P ... (give time time and these riders will surely become a joke also).

I don’t know—these are riders who have one or more memes associated with them, but I’m not sure any have reached the level where the rider themselves are the meme, wherein just seeing the riders name, you know (or at least on this forum know) what the joke is. Those who immediately come to mind from the past: Gadret (teamwork), Pirazzi (attacks), Voelkler (strain face), Vino (take your pick), etc.

 

[durianrider]

I just googled him and the description says he's a guy who uses youtube to find women to sexually assault.

Who is this guy?

Durianrider - Google Search

I found that too yet can't find a SINGLE women who makes that claim lol. It is just jealous guys who say that. Look at all my gfs and how happy they look living with me. There is your answer. Use your eyes IRL vs troll clouters.

Thesedays you can say anything online to get some clout.

Ive had over 400 million views on Youtube so clout chasers just part of the trade. I accept that.

 

[durianrider]

He has a website along with his YouTube feed and has even been on our junk media in both a positive and negative light.

They started turning on him when videos of him confronting drivers when out on the bike started appearing (nothing Australia likes less than an entitled bike rider).

There's a response to his echo chamber forum called 30 Bananas a Day... Sucks where people share horror stories about his dietary "advice" and personality.

Buckets of KFC are not part of my single digit body protocols lol.

Look how lean I stay year round. I coach several WT riders and UFC fighters on weight loss nutrition.

My wife coaches many professional ballerinas and models who want to look like her without having to starve and run up nutrient partitioning deficiencies.

 

[Devil's Elbow]

We found the worst irregular poster to resurface while this thread was on the first page. Now, things are destined to go, well, bananas.

 

[durianrider]

We found the worst irregular poster to resurface while this thread was on the first page. Now, things are destined to go, well, bananas.

haha.

I just turned 45. My legs are so vascular and ripped it is insane. Eating under 10g of fat really has helped things along. I just hope I dont bleed out from a paper cut on my calve.

 

[Vino's Mum]

^ Come back, Ray J Willings. All is forgiven.



(And your wife, obvs.)

 

[42x16ss]

Buckets of KFC are not part of my single digit body protocols lol.

Look how lean I stay year round. I coach several WT riders and UFC fighters on weight loss nutrition.

My wife coaches many professional ballerinas and models who want to look like her without having to starve and run up nutrient partitioning deficiencies.

yawn
Disliking your modus operandi doesn't mean I live off junk. I haven't eaten KFC since my teens.

And is that the wife you were married to when you bragged about your recent South East Asian sexcapades responding to the article about the DS accused of sexual misconduct?

Thought I'd blocked you, done it now.

 

[RedheadDane]

Reviving this thread to ask an important question:

Has "Inflatable collarbone protection" become a meme?

Side question: Why do I keep getting "inflatable" and "inflamable" mixed up? I think we can all agree that an inflamable collarbone protection would be a bad idea!

 

[SHAD0W93]

Reviving this thread to ask an important question:

Has "Inflatable collarbone protection" become a meme?

Side question: Why do I keep getting "inflatable" and "inflamable" mixed up? I think we can all agree that an inflamable collarbone protection would be a bad idea!

Reminds me of Sebulba’s podrace, riders would be scared to pass and helps keep you warm in the cold.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Reviving this thread to ask an important question:

Has "Inflatable collarbone protection" become a meme?

Side question: Why do I keep getting "inflatable" and "inflamable" mixed up? I think we can all agree that an inflamable collarbone protection would be a bad idea!

It's not a meme (and hopefully never will be), but CyclistAbi being a chatbot that has been programmed to re-open the discussion every few months has potential. The same goes for Sandisfan being an AI egine that is constantly evolving and has now learned to make posts of its own instead of only liking others'.

And as long as it protects the collarbone, it doesn't matter if it tends to catch on fire. Cycling doesn't have a problem with fire related incidents (yet).

 

[RedheadDane]

And as long as it protects the collarbone, it doesn't matter if it tends to catch on fire. Cycling doesn't have a problem with fire related incidents (yet).

Maybe because inflamable "protective gear" isn't a thing...

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Maybe because inflamable "protective gear" isn't a thing...

Gloves are meant to protect the hands, but if you light them on fire, they'll disappear easily.

 

[RedheadDane]

Gloves are meant to protect the hands, but if you light them on fire, they'll disappear easily.

I have never seen a pair of (cycling) glove burst into flames on impact!

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I have never seen a pair of (cycling) glove burst into flames on impact!

Road rash can burn your hands.

 

[RedheadDane]

Road rash can burn your hands.

Not that badly! I know friction is a thing, but... I would be surprised.