Spoty Paula won SPOTY in 2002. I would like correction, but I don't think she has been back since. Too busy in Monaco socialising. But suddenly out of the blue, wouldn't you just know it, after 24 hours of pause in the twitter feed suddenly she is on BBC Radio five doing interviews "Oh how hard it all was, you will never believe what I had to go through" and the Mail is maxing out the rev counter in reverse gear repeating it all. Last night the BBC sat her alongside Hoy. Just the establishment reminding us that she is a chosen one, sitting her in the most prime of spots for the whole night, the camera constantly picking her up as it scanned back from the stage.
No it doesn't mean she is the "red one" on the list but when an IAAF press spokesman whips out a release that is off the Richter scale and other players start acting out of character, it sure looks like a lot more than a good detective needs to start looking real hard.
But back to the Spoty - I missed the start and came in when some glove puppet was being interviewed for minutes on end and then Gabby Logan was doing the "afters" trying to make out what jolly good fun it was. Sound went off and I read my newspaper. Loved it that they had Mr 50% buster - Rob Hayles on as part of the applause team on stage for Hoy. So apt. Only one missing was Shane. Fester was there - he needs some more awards, can wrinkly vet/oldcrank put him in for one ? Can't he become and Earl or something?