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[Valv.Piti]

No, I still dont have a dog named Piti. I would like to give you my petit, tho. Can we move on with some relevant questions, like how much Unzue must dislike me for forcing me to wear this shitty kit?

 

[GenericBoonenFan]

Yes, I know this jersey is a fashion disaster, yes I know other teams would do a better job, no, I'm not transferring

 

[lemon cheese cake]

 

[42x16ss]

Yes, it's true, I won't be riding the same races as Betancur, not after I caught him trying to steal my Power Bar from my pocket while training on Tiede.

 

[Beech Mtn]

Well if you must know, I lost a bet with Nairo on whether Betancur would show up for the team presentation.







Unzué: All right guys. Who's the smart ass that shaved Alejandro's head, right before we go on our big team presentation media blitz?

 

[the delgados]

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Rohan quietly contemplates the meaning of existence while teammate congratulates him for towing entire team to the line for ttt win.

 

[greenedge]

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Rohan quietly contemplates the meaning of existence while teammate congratulates him for towing entire team to the line for ttt win.

Rohan:If only my teammates helped me more I'd win the ITT by 10 minutes.

 

[LaFlorecita]

Here you can see why Kuba was simply faster.

 

[Christian]

 

[lemon cheese cake]

Kittel: No it's mine now. I won the race, you created the trophy. That means it's mine.
Man: How about we settle it with an arm wrestle.
Kittel: Ok, but it's mine!

 

[BigMac]

Hope you know that's Diego Maradona.

Seems to be in Dubai this time of the year every year.

 

[GenericBoonenFan]

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Hope you know that's Diego Maradona.

Seems to be in Dubai this time of the year every year.

He' ambassadour of sport in Dubai

 

[BigMac]

Ah, thanks for the explanation GBF.

 

[lemon cheese cake]

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Hope you know that's Diego Maradona.

Seems to be in Dubai this time of the year every year.

If your directing that at me, no I didn't no it was Diego Maradona as I have no interest of of football at all.
If I did though I would still say that caption as it seemed to fit the picture.

 

[BigMac]

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Hope you know that's Diego Maradona.

Seems to be in Dubai this time of the year every year.

If your directing that at me, no I didn't no it was Diego Maradona as I have no interest of of football at all.
If I did though I would still say that caption as it seemed to fit the picture.

Just a joke. It's normal not knowing who is.

 

[LaFlorecita]

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We can't see anything unnatural about Valverdes hair.

"Don't mention his hair, don't mention his hair"

 

[Cannibal72]

Journalist: so, what does it feel like being Spanish champion?
Valverde: there's absolutely no evidence of that, Eusebio's told me not to respond to that kind of unfounded accusation.

 

[RedheadDane]

The truth is that the guy designing this jersey just fell asleep in the middle of drawing the Spanish flag.

 

[lemon cheese cake]

Journalist: What happened to your hair and the jersey?
Valverde: Tom Boonen recommended this hair salon he went to, on April 1st last year. The reason I wear this jersey, is the fact that my suitcase with the proper one went missing, and this was the replacement while they make a new one.

 

[Beech Mtn]

Hi, Froome!

 

[Jspear]

 

[42x16ss]

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With this new stuff we'll be able to get Chris' limbs this thin and then we just have to watch him float up the climbs with the breeze....

 

[lemon cheese cake]

Have you seen Valverde's hair. Having it this amount shorter, add glasses then get a little bit chubbier and he'll look like me!

These comments from Mr Brailsford are ridiculous. I think this British sense of humour is pretty bad!

 

[Archibald]

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And so I said to Cav, "you have to be this tall to do this ride", and he just gets the hump and leaves the team!

 

[the delgados]

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Wait, get this! And then I told them how far we've gone with "marginal gains."