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[Boeing]

You guys didn't get a call from vanderkitten either? Yea me too. They are ho's anyway

 

[flyor64]

Alberto: "Dude...30 of these a day?!?!"

Levi: "Yep. That's what he said...30 a day, look good, get hot chicks, justify your ego..."

Alberto: "Hot chicks?"

Levi: "Have you seen his girlfriend?"

 

[craig1985]

 

[Garry Allen]

practising the Millar bike toss

 

[craig1985]

What Cav plans to do in response to the haterz.

 

[rickshaw]

demonstraiting the results of an off season of weight training he lifts an 11 lb bike all the way off the floor. go cav

 

[rxgqgxnyfz]

Cav smash! Cav angry!

 

[Papparrazzi]

caption this:

leave it, it's not worth it!

 

[El Imbatido]

Petacchi: (To Andy) Only a matter of time till you test positive for testosterone
Andy: Huh?........(drool)

 

[Sanitiser]

Contador can have the steak, I'll take the breast.

 

[craig1985]

Andy: Sorry, you were saying something?

 

[Boeing]

Petacchi: (To Andy) Only a matter of time till you test positive for testosterone
Andy: Huh?........(drool)

even with a visual, Andy can not fill a pair of bib shorts like Oscar Freire

 

[the student]

Andy: I would love to climb those mountains...
Petacci: Nope you just want to make a quick descend down to the valley...

 

[jens_attacks]

andy:i'll ask my daddy to buy me this pair of shorts!i love it....

 

[Papparrazzi]

Bjarne: Spit it out, Andy.

Andy: uhhh, okay. My naemi iz Andy and i'm an alhologiiiiik.. zzz.... zzzzzzzzzz....

Everyone: uhhh, hi andy, we guess...

Bjarne: Why i became his partner again? Hmm, can they revoke my membership at anonymous dopers association because of this failure?

MEGA!! Comedy gold

 

[Papparrazzi]

Worlds training day Mendrisio 2009.
Last minute 2010 contract negotiations

 

[craig1985]

Oscar: This is a photo of Chicken without his shirt on
Guy riding next to Oscar: Errr, why do you have that?

 

[the student]

Worlds training day Mendrisio 2009.
Last minute 2010 contract negotiations [/QUOTE

"Where are your gloves...?"

"Gloves... eeh... i thought i had them right ... eeh here... hmm
nope not here... hey my phone. Want some pizza?... i know a guy he makes exellent pizzas, i might just as well call him..."

"What the heck... this guy is a mess..."

 

[The Hitch]

Guy on right- "So have you found the route back to the start line on google maps yet?"

Freire- "Wow this cq rankings thing is amazing. It says the team i ride for is called rabobank. Who knew"

Guy on right -"Forget the database Oscar, the sign said we were 50km from Mendrisio, and the race starts in 15 minutes"

 

[Kvinto]

it should be the kind of preparation for radio ban: "They prohibit you from using your radio? - Take a phone!"

 

[the student]

Feillu wins for the 3rd time in Tour Méditerranéen.

 

[Boeing]

[/QUOTE

"

dude How did she get your number?

 

[Granville57]

"Oscar, I don't have a radio! Can you call my DS and ask him when I'm supposed to attack?"

 

[sublimit]

Oscar:--- "you see this? I got a friends request from Andy"..

Training partner:- "Block him, he's weird".

 

[pedaling squares]

It's from Zapatero. Seems I've got a sudden problem with unpaid taxes. My house has been seized, my parents are in jail... what the hell could this be about?