Clinic Bibliography

[TheSpud]

Bike radar. An internet forum totally unrelated to this one that sceptic is for some reason unnaturally obsessed with but too scared to actually post on himself so just cries about it here all the time.

Seriously dude. If you don't like it that much don't read it or go post their full.time.or something. I come to cn forum to read what's on Cn forum. It's the biggest cycling forum around one every internet cycling fan is familiar with and anyone who wants to post on here can do it themselves. Or create a thread about your crush website rather than hijacking every thread around here by acting as a ***** messenger boy and making off topic updates about what people not registered on here on a totally unrelated forum are saying.

Surely this deserves a number Hitch?

 

[thehog]

142. Thanks Martin: In reply to the 3-4 oscillating accounts of MartinV

 

[TheSpud]

143. Zilch - slang. Word used to mean not a lot. Often used in conjunction with other similar words, e.g. Zilch. Nada. Nothing.

 

[TheSpud]

144. Martin Vickers - often known as just Martin or Vickers. Former poster who seems to have been involved in many a "debate" and who still seems to be a Nemesis for some existing members. See 142.

 

[thehog]

145. Thanks for proving my point: Used when ignoring a post to continue telling the entire forum that you are right and everyone else has got it wrong.

 

[thehog]

146. Thanks Martin: In reply to the 3-4 oscillating accounts of MartinV

 

[TheSpud]

147. Thanks Martin - used by existing posters who are starting to lose an argument. See 142. Oh you can't its been deleted, so see 146. Nope - that ones been deleted too.

 

[red_flanders]

148: Pretending - Used to characterize a simple disagreement as disingenuous or trolling. As in, "You can keep pretending that..."

 

[TheSpud]

149: Disingenuous - ridiculous English word unspellable by most on the planet but used in The Clinic on an almost daily basis.

 

[the sceptic]

149: causing conflict - posting something that doesn't paint Lance in the worst possible light.

 

[TheSpud]

149: causing conflict - posting something that doesn't paint Lance in the worst possible light.

Should be 150

 

[thehog]

151.5 Upping of the pace: Is not attacking in a race. Its just riding at a faster speed than previously for a short period of time. But its not attacking

 

[ferryman]

152 Mods/Moderators/Admin - we never make a mistake but love you all even if we do

 

[Dear Wiggo]

153. Wind tunnel time - completely unnecessary for any rider on a team that has its own pillows, mood lighting and washes their hands.

 

[D-Queued]

154. If this were a murder trial. It's not. He/she doped. They aren't going to jail, and they undeservedly actually get paid to sit and ride on their bike. Get over it.

Dave.

 

[D-Queued]

155. Cyclists are forced to dope because they come from working class backgrounds. Nonsensical argument invoked when trying to defend only those cyclists with million dollar contracts and multi-million dollar endorsement deals.

156. Bladerunner. Pistorius. Receives attention here, as a non-cyclist, as a result of the fact that he represents the only thing worse than a doping cyclist.

Dave.

 

[red_flanders]

149: Disingenuous - ridiculous English word unspellable by most on the planet but used in The Clinic on an almost daily basis.

149.5: Anti-intellectualism: Going out of ones way to declare or celebrate ones ignorance.

 

[D-Queued]

157. The Clinic's twist on the Godwin Law. "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving [strikethrough]Nazis or Hitler[/strikethrough] Lance Armstrong approaches…”

 

[blackcat]

153. Wind tunnel time - completely unnecessary for any rider on a team that has its own pillows, mood lighting and washes their hands.

plus non-Nutella. NN

 

[blackcat]

155. Cyclists are forced to dope because they come from working class backgrounds. Nonsensical argument invoked when trying to defend only those cyclists with million dollar contracts and multi-million dollar endorsement deals.

156. Bladerunner. Pistorius. Receives attention here, as a non-cyclist, as a result of the fact that he represents the only thing worse than a doping cyclist.

Dave.

and coal miners.

the amount of cyclists that have come out of northern england is a testament to the proletariat narrative.

 

[ferryman]

and coal miners.

the amount of cyclists that have come out of northern england is a testament to the proletariat narrative.

I think you will find that coal miners in GB are not restricted to northern england and very much class themselves are working class. And proud of it. Point lost whatever it was you were trying to get across.

Yes, you've irked me with that comment..

 

[Parker]

I think you will find that coal miners in GB are not restricted to northern england and very much class themselves are working class. And proud of it. Point lost whatever it was you were trying to get across.

Yes, you've irked me with that comment..

Blackcat doesn't seem to very knowledgable about the reality of the UK. He seems to have garnered all his knowledge from watching Chariots of Fire and Billy Elliott. Maybe he should broaden his horizons with Trainspotting and Downton Abbey.

 

[sittingbison]

158. FacePalm - including double face palm (when one facepalm doesnt cut it, and sometimes even triple face palm (not even double face palm can explain the magnitude of failure) - see posts above not in spirit of thread

 

[D-Queued]

I think you will find that coal miners in GB are not restricted to northern england and very much class themselves are working class. And proud of it. Point lost whatever it was you were trying to get across.

Yes, you've irked me with that comment..

Last I heard, they were actually accepting coal imports in Newcastle.

So allow me to irk further. What is the point of coal miners are in England if there isn't any coal in Newcastle?



Dave.

 

[TheSpud]

159. Obfuscation - confusing. Why use a simple word when you can obfuscate and use a complicated one. See disingenuous