Clinic Bibliography

[blackcat]

Ok, this thread is way too funny, and has me going now:

15. I Love <doper> and Fairness Fund and similar web sites and hashtags (e.g. #Ilove<doper> - These are web sites and social media references that appear post a doping positive. These are scams purely designed as a popularity campaign to perpetuate a cover-up and blatant falsehood

16. Vanishing Twin and drunken (testosterone producing) mice - the more convoluted and improbable the medical explanation, the better. See also 'snake oil'.

Dave.

Edit to renumber and stay in sequence.

230. chimera. see: 231
231. doppelganger. see: 230

see also: 4. crazy adaptive physiology

which would be
232. fetus in fetu. no, i an not stuttyping thanks germans for portmanteus

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetus_in_fetu
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=...=ZNW6VKWPFqW1mwWP5YKACQ&sqi=2&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ

see also: Tyler Hamilton.

see also:
233. Tyler Hamilton Defense Fund.
see: D-Q http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showpost.php?p=1624996&postcount=9
15. I Love <doper> and Fairness Fund and similar web sites and hashtags (e.g. #Ilove<doper> - These are web sites and social media references that appear post a doping positive. These are scams purely designed as a popularity campaign to perpetuate a cover-up and blatant falsehood

 

[blackcat]

which would be
232. fetus in fetu. no, i an not stuttyping thanks germans for portmanteus

I am thinking Tyler might still have a case

A fetus in fetu can be considered alive, but only in the sense that its component tissues have not yet died or been eliminated. Thus, the life of a fetus in fetu is akin to that of a tumor in that its cells remain viable by way of normal metabolic activity. However, without the gestational conditions in utero with the amnion and placenta, a fetus in fetu can develop into, at best, an especially well differentiated teratoma; or, at worst, a high-grade metastatic teratocarcinoma. In terms of physical maturation, its organs have a working blood supply from the host, but all cases of fetus in fetu present critical defects, such as no functional brain, heart, lungs, gastrointestinal tract, or urinary tract. Accordingly, while a fetus in fetu can share select morphological features with a normal fetus, it has no prospect of any life outside of the host twin. Moreover, it poses clear threats to the life of the host twin on whom its own life depends.[3]

 

[D-Queued]

230. chimera. see: 231
231. doppelganger. see: 230

see also: 4. crazy adaptive physiology

which would be
232. fetus in fetu. no, i an not stuttyping thanks germans for portmanteus

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetus_in_fetu
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=...=ZNW6VKWPFqW1mwWP5YKACQ&sqi=2&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ

see also: Tyler Hamilton.

see also:
233. Tyler Hamilton Defense Fund.
see: D-Q http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showpost.php?p=1624996&postcount=9
15. I Love <doper> and Fairness Fund and similar web sites and hashtags (e.g. #Ilove<doper> - These are web sites and social media references that appear post a doping positive. These are scams purely designed as a popularity campaign to perpetuate a cover-up and blatant falsehood

It kind of kills the humor, but this is what Tyler was claiming:

I think that particular story turned out ok for the poor guy.

Dave.

 

[sniper]

174. Pulling a Wiggins - As explained by a Hitch diagram.

I love Hitch's diagram, but...

Pulling a Wiggins as originally defined by Brodeal---
Dope yourself to the moon then coast on the results
(alternatively referred to as Pulling a Hesjedal)

 

[sniper]

158. FacePalm - including double face palm (when one facepalm doesnt cut it, and sometimes even triple face palm (not even double face palm can explain the magnitude of failure) - see posts above not in spirit of thread

can we extend the definition to encompass a Godzilla facepalm?

 

[sniper]

227. High Cadance - High octane doping program.

you owe me a latte macchiato + keyboard

 

[thehog]

244. Body weight of a cyclist - The Enigma Code

 

[Fortyninefourteen]

It kind of kills the humor, but this is what Tyler was claiming:

I think that particular story turned out ok for the poor guy.

Dave.

A vision of a bike with standard and top tube mounted cranks comes to mind. Kind of like after burners.

 

[blackcat]

A vision of a bike with standard and top tube mounted cranks comes to mind. Kind of like after burners.

Froome-dawg 2003 TdF?

remember Frankie Andreu doing an impersonation of him on Tour Talk with James Startt

 

[Archibald]

245. Stem - object of incredible fascination for C Froome and other Sky riders. Widely linked to the presence of an SRM Power Meter, usually located thereabouts, that should be followed at all times inconjunction with race radios.
Stats recorded on such device are touted by Team Management as solid evidence of riders being cleans.

http://chrisfroomelookingatstems.tumblr.com/

Rumoured that said rider is using as a competition piece to see how high an rpm number he can register on his SRM when going uphill.

 

[blackcat]

246. One Hour Record

is the time riders go full *** on the track. cos they can go FR on track too.

 

[D-Queued]

246. One Hour Record

is the time riders go full *** on the track. cos they can go FR on track too.

Add that: Where the UCI demonstrates its propensity to constantly change the rules and move the goal posts such that nothing is sacred nor comparable. In other words, how cycling constantly evolves to make the meaningful meaningless with a stroke of the pen.

Var: Also known as a special favor or retirement gift to cyclists the UCI likes, like Jens Voigt, while remaining a wondrous opportunity to undermine the efforts of those we don't, like Boardman and Obree.

Dave.

 

[TailWindHome]

246. One Hour Record

is the time riders go full *** on the track. cos they can go FR on track too.

Full *** would be breaking 59mins

 

[blackcat]

Full *** would be breaking 59mins

or 56 kms in 59 mins 59 seconds

which is Wiggins mark

 

[red_flanders]

246. One Hour Record

is the time riders go full *** on the track. cos they can go FR on track too.

2. An event used as an explanation why one has been found to be working with a certain Dr. Ferrari on the side. See "Getting in Front of the Story", "Lance Armstrong" and "Lying".

 

[ChewbaccaD]

Full *** would be breaking 59mins

...uh, that wound't be "full ***," that would involve amazing feats of physics under the theory (though widely accepted) that time is not linear, and thus such a feat is possible...that would be "fu*king awesome."

Or were you just being a moron?

 

[TailWindHome]

...uh, that wound't be "full ***," that would involve amazing feats of physics under the theory (though widely accepted) that time is not linear, and thus such a feat is possible...that would be "fu*king awesome."

Or were you just being a moron?

Don't be a d1ck

 

[Alex Simmons/RST]

Tenerife
fridges
centrifuges / blood spinning
choads
'crit
paniagua

i'll leave definitions to the more enlightened.

 

[Alex Simmons/RST]

163: Occam - some bloke that once had a razor

Quite possibly for maintaining his tonsure but the term razor relating to his philosophy was not of his time but coined some 500+ years later.

 

[sittingbison]

247. Bone idle lazy winkers. Can'ts!

Us

 

[D-Queued]

Tenerife
fridges
centrifuges / blood spinning
choads
'crit
paniagua

i'll leave definitions to the more enlightened.

Not necesarily enlightened, but:

247. Tenerife - (possible duplicate) - best warm place to go in the off season to avoid out-of-competition doping controls.

248. Fridges - Where we keep the epo beside the butter. Special fridges are for blood bags.

249. centrifuges / blood spinning. Required purchase when you join the pro peloton. Can be shared with teammates. No other possible purpose than evading the 50% hemotocrit cut-off when blood doping or using EPO.

250. choads - Endearment term coined by Lance for his fellow pro peloton members. You know you are on the inside when you get invited to a choad party.

251. 'crit - Hematocrit. Target pre-race value = 49.9%. Any deviation means you are an idiot and you need to go out and buy a #249 centrifuge.

252. paniagua - Racing on bread and water. What only fools do. Real men dope.

Dave.

 

[ferryman]

253: Robert Millar, the first great clean white hope from GB for a GT win, erm no wait a minute, he gave it away to Stephen Roche....

 

[blackcat]

248. Fridges - Where we keep the epo beside the butter. Special fridges are for blood bags.

see: Christian Van de Velde's wife who did not appreciate hgh in her fridge. She obviously thought fridges are for edgar and full cream butter.

250. choads - Endearment term coined by Lance for his fellow pro peloton members. You know you are on the inside when you get invited to a choad party.

said party, usually hosted at Yellow Rose
see:

23. Yellow Rose - self-described as "Austin's Best Strip Club"

24. Hookers and Blow - Coined here (Brodeal??), alleged common indulgences by certain professional cyclists at #23

Dave.

 

[blackcat]

253: Robert Millar, the first great clean white hope from GB for a GT win, erm no wait a minute, he gave it away to Stephen Roche....

see: 254. transition (rest days).
either can be sex change identity like Chelsea nee Bradley Manning, or Robert Millar.

see also: Grand Tour days, usually two of them, when motoman arrives and you can do your blood transfusion in a hotel room while papering over the walls and skylights and vents and crevices where paintings are hung between the wall and the painting so it gets very spook like to save you being gendarmed by the gendarmes in a dank biarritz gaol cell like david millar and david brailsford had to endure unwillingly yet with copious teary eyed hysterics

see: 35

35. Motoman - secret bloodbag delivery during Grand Tours (moto with special cooled cases, used by Lance Armstrong's USPS)

 

[Archibald]

246. One Hour Record

is the time riders go full *** on the track. cos they can go FR on track too.

has anyone done "Full ***" yet? I've only ever seen that phrase here on the CN forums