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kukiniloa said:Lance invented bicycle racing. He has single-handedly saved millions of lives from cancer. He didn't win the Tour this year because he had to help his teammate win. He is an incredibly selfless competitor, and will always work for the team first. Lance will save bicycle racing, having invented it, and will help lots of up-and-coming cyclists make new careers, being totally selfless. Lance has amazing taste in music and art, and simply put, the coolest person on the planet. Lance has bedded lots of gorgeous and sophisticated women.
Lance is God!
Our next Borat thank goodness there is another one.