DAOTEC ban

[Susan Westemeyer]

Cobblestoned, consider this an official warning. You are on the brink of a permanent suspension. But I get the feeling that is what you want.

Susan

 

[Anonymous]

I don't need favours. Please not !

Disfavour is my confirmation that I am right. I really enjoy disfavour by certain people. Its a kind of insurance of beeing right.

Did it occur to you that you are acting like a hysterical 12 year old girl who's had their iPhone taken away?

Calm down, it'll be okay.

 

[Anonymous]

when the unheard go deaf only

the unwashed wil not
be

blinded

hasta la vista

krebsotec

Instant Classic!

 

[Hugh Januss]

When the unheard go deaf only

the unwashed wil not
be

blinded

hasta la vista

KREBSOTEC

Nice effort, but your spelling and syntax is way way too good.
Excellent use of visual aids however.

 

[pedaling squares]

My posts are always interesting..

Er... um... no.

Cobblestoned, just so you know, being condescending, rude and insulting isn't going to win you any favours with anyone.

No, this is not an official warning, just a friendly one.

Susan

Cobblestoned, consider this an official warning. You are on the brink of a permanent suspension. But I get the feeling that is what you want.

Susan

Ha, he's about to go from zero to full *** in record time. Still not interesting, but the determination is kind of impressive.

 

[krebs303]

Nice effort, but your spelling and syntax is way way too good.
Excellent use of visual aids however.

mea culpa, mea culpa, mea máxima culpa

It's all those years of parochial school
I still feel like the Nuns are peering over my shoulder with a ruler at the ready to rap my knuckles if I make an error

 

[Cobblestoned]

Cobblestoned, consider this an official warning. You are on the brink of a permanent suspension. But I get the feeling that is what you want.

Susan

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, your body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "Woo hoo! What a ride!"

 

[Hugh Januss]

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, your body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "Woo hoo! What a ride!"

Oh man, that is awesome. I didn't think that any one internet warior could defeat the combined might of Barrus and Susan at one time.
Congratulations you are Champion.
I think your mother is calling you for your bath now.
See you later.

 

[Cobblestoned]

Oh man, that is awesome. I didn't think that any one internet warior could defeat the combined might of Barrus and Susan at one time.
Congratulations you are Champion.
I think your mother is calling you for your bath now.
See you later.

I hate to admit this - but you are right.

 

[Hugh Januss]

I hate to admit this - but you are right.

"I would rather see Contador get a slap on the wrist than see him go down for this." - Berzin

 

[Hugh Januss]

Mom says if you are a good boy and take your nap you can have mac and cheese for dinner.

 

[Martin318is]

When I get a chance I ill split the obvious off topic discussion into a new thread. For now though, please refrain from discussing topics other than DAOTEC in this thread

 

[Hugh Januss]

When I get a chance I ill split the obvious off topic discussion into a new thread. For now though, please refrain from discussing topics other than DAOTEC in this thread

Is it even worth the trouble?

 

[pedaling squares]

When I get a chance I ill split the obvious off topic discussion into a new thread. For now though, please refrain from discussing topics other than DAOTEC in this thread

Sorry, I contributed to that. In my defence I assumed a DAOTEC thread would be rambling, incoherent, and not based on any one topic.

 

[180mmCrank]

My favourite comment so far in this thread....


DAOTEC is a robot! spilled my coffee yet again!

 

[180mmCrank]

It's amazing what a couple of laps around Google translate (through German, Spanish and Dutch...) can do to corrupt meaning...

It is my humble opinion that many cyclists do indeed use performance enhancing substances and that to believe otherwise shows a degree of naivety that would not be out of place in a children’s playground. I suggest you join the real World.

and Google translate aka Daotec...

It is my humble opinion, much of the actual cycling performance of agents, demonstrated some of the naive believe otherwise, it would be inappropriate on the playground. I suggest that you're in the real world.

All is clear to me now

 

[usedtobefast]

Anyone I see starting a discussion about Barrus or Cobblestoned in a thread that does not pertain them and does not have a damn good explanation will be banned for a while.

i am banning myself. see you in Banning.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banning,_California:)

 

[Dallas_]

It's amazing what a couple of laps around Google translate (through German, Spanish and Dutch...) can do to corrupt meaning...

It is my humble opinion that many cyclists do indeed use performance enhancing substances and that to believe otherwise shows a degree of naivety that would not be out of place in a children’s playground. I suggest you join the real World.

and Google translate aka Daotec...

It is my humble opinion, much of the actual cycling performance of agents, demonstrated some of the naive believe otherwise, it would be inappropriate on the playground. I suggest that you're in the real world.

All is clear to me now

So in reality, for Daotec to answer a question levelled at him, he used google translate to interpret the question!


Now if Dao created his posts in his language and converted it to an html page. Now point that page at google translate to english.

And he has his post in english, even though he understand not

Have not done it myself, but confidant it would work. Am I making any sense?

have a good day Dao

 

[Hugh Januss]

i am banning myself. see you in Banning.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banning,_California:)

I would rather be banned than be in Banning.

 

[Anonymous]

I would rather be banned than be in Banning.

In england rather than being banned we get sent here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coventry

 

[craig1985]

i am banning myself. see you in Banning.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banning,_California:)

 

[usedtobefast]

I would rather be banned than be in Banning.

or would you rather be sent to Cabazon? i really think Daotec is from there.
i think Coventry might be nicer.

 

[Libertine Seguros]

So in reality, for Daotec to answer a question levelled at him, he used google translate to interpret the question!


Now if Dao created his posts in his language and converted it to an html page. Now point that page at google translate to english.

And he has his post in english, even though he understand not

Have not done it myself, but confidant it would work. Am I making any sense?

have a good day Dao

From what I can see, DAO would cruise through sites like Marca, revistamundociclistico, jornalciclismo and so on to get to 'the scoops'. He would google-translate these news articles, either directly into English or into his home language (which we presume to be Dutch) then into English from that once he "understood" it. This also meant that he would present rumours as facts so that he had the scoop (even though he didn't because it was just picked up from a website in another language), that he would faithfully reproduce any of the errors in the original text (see the argument I had with him on Safi-Pasta Zara being American or Italian for an example), plus he may make errors of understanding the original website when it was google-translated.

As you will recognise, even the most linguistically naïve people can pick up common words if they use a source often enough, plus uncommon words or compound words will go untranslated, hence he would use other languages, particularly Spanish, in his posts to make himself look more adept. But irgendjemand kann do ça.

This accounted for DAOTECese.

 

[sublimit]

My favourite comment so far in this thread....


DAOTEC is a robot! spilled my coffee yet again!

Lol yeah.

He could be the product of an experiment by an artificial intelligence hardware corporation that went badly wrong.. Half nanobot, half human Moviestar team enthusiast.

 

[Cobblestoned]

Guilty? Guilty of what?

AS of yet I have not banned anyone for what is stated in my signature, I have solely warned people again, most notably because this has not been in my signature for that long and I would like to have people get at least some chance, especially since quite a few people have chosen not to display signatures, which is a possibility. However I did discuss it with the hog, as I have with everyone else I have seen in the last week doing so. Objectively, I doubt outside of yourself there are many people who would call me unobjective, at least I attempt to be objective. This is one of the reasons I often recuse myself when you need to be dealt with, mainly because I cannot stand you and would not feel sorry if you were permanently banned. However we have for the last few weeks tried to bring some more semblance of some sort of order in here and try to enforce some new rules or at least adhere to the old ones a lot more strictly

Also the part about the crowbar makes absolutely no sense

Obviously it was a waste of time, if it ever happened, because he doesn't care.
Have a look.

But I think you will discuss it with him again and again, he will get another chance, again, again, again....until he will face a serious ban like me or Daotec....

I am sure you will find a damn good explanation again - together with thehog. Like every day.
These are the privilegs the haters get here while others get banned for a fart or a bad day.