Read the headline and comments it's satire that is quite cleverBullsFan22 said:
gazr99 said:Read the headline and comments it's satire that is quite cleverBullsFan22 said:
So you obviously have an advance copy of the autopsy, otherwise there would be no reason for posting this in the clinic, yes?Bunyak said:
Well he did just recently tested positive for roids.StyrbjornSterki said:So you obviously have an advance copy of the autopsy, otherwise there would be no reason for posting this in the clinic, yes?Bunyak said:
Ken Shamrock and Kevin “Kimbo Slice” Ferguson tested positive for the same steroid following their appearances at Bellator 149 this past month.
Shamrock (28-17-2 MMA, 0-2 BMMA), 52, and Slice (6-2 MMA, 2-0 BMMA), 42, were found with the steroid nandrolone, according to urine test results released by the Texas Department of Licensing and Regulation, which oversees the Texas Combative Sports program that oversaw the Feb. 19 event at Houston’s Toyota Center.
Thyroids and asthma, really? Apparently he's suppling everything barely legal, no wonder he seems confused. T3/4 are a nice booster for EPO and help with weight as well.Robert5091 said:http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/29/sports/usada-track-and-field-doping-jeffrey-brown-investigation.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=second-column-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news
The United States Anti-Doping Agency has filed a court action in Houston seeking to compel a deposition from an endocrinologist being investigated for possibly providing banned substances to track and field athletes.
The activities of the endocrinologist, Jeffrey S. Brown, are being examined as part of a continuing investigation by Usada of the prominent Nike Oregon Project coach Alberto Salazar, a person familiar with the investigation said Tuesday, on the condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak publicly.
Dr. Brown is known in the track world for a distinctive practice of diagnosing hypothyroidism in distance runners – and at least one famous sprinter, the former Olympic champion Carl Lewis. The condition is an underactive thyroid that can lead to weight gain and fatigue but is considered relatively rare among athletes.
“Galen takes asthma medication so he can breathe normally – not so he can run better,” wrote Mr. Salazar, who coaches the Nike Oregon Project, which includes Mo Farah of Britain, who won gold in the 5,000 and 10,000 meters at the London Games. Mr. Salazar added: “Galen takes his thyroid medication so that his body can function normally – not for any competitive advantage.”
(how many top atheletes have asthma?! Jeez!)
Was OOC (16th June) so isn't cocaine.gazr99 said:Jon Jones has failed an out of competition drugs test, announced days before UFC 200. Wonder if this is the white stuff again or PED's, as it must have been whilst preparing for this fight, (he has looked very big since his return).. Good to see that some sports are sanctioning athletes even if they are a star
Yeah read that, likely it is PED's. He's such a waste of talentsnccdcno said:Was OOC (16th June) so isn't cocaine.gazr99 said:Jon Jones has failed an out of competition drugs test, announced days before UFC 200. Wonder if this is the white stuff again or PED's, as it must have been whilst preparing for this fight, (he has looked very big since his return).. Good to see that some sports are sanctioning athletes even if they are a star
I heard the audio of some interview he did with some American dude where you could tell he was p*ssed off to heaven high about the Jones doping thing, saying he doesn't want to speak to him and there's nothing he can say. He did however say he believes 100% Jones accidentally doped aka through some sort of supplement. Basically he's covering his ass. He's saying "I don't tolerate doping no matter how powerful the guy is" while also leaving the option of Jones coming back. However if it is to be a 2 year ban I can see Jones calling it quits. He has nothing to prove, he's already top 3 of all time along with GSP and Silva. I would love to see him destroy Cormier though, a stupid fat f*ck with a mouth.StyrbjornSterki said:Jon Jones's B sample also tested positive. Still no official word as to what substances they were but Dana White remarked that it was two different agents. From his demeanor I take it he knows what they were (but isn't telling) and that information left him certain that Jones in juiced.
I would guess that randomly deciding to tell the media that there is little real testing in golf and that he could safely load up on HGH without testing trouble has just made him as popular as a fart in a spacesuit with the PGA.cocteau_ireland said:Rory MciIroy has never been blood tested. http://m.independent.ie/sport/golf/i-could-use-hgh-human-growth-hormone-and-get-away-with-it-rory-mcilroy-34879144.html