At a certain point all these broken promises get old, and them harping on about how they're keeping these promises despite the mountain of evidence that says the opposite gets annoying. Sky are both louder about their cleanliness than most teams and dirtier than most teams. It's the sort of hypocrisy they deserve to be called out on.
We're the paragon of minutiae-driven exactitude, cutting-edge compilers of vanguard methods (always above board), uncompromising in our standards, demanding adherence to the highest ethical principles and practices, unwavering in our tireless work ethic, insistent on continuous perfection of every clean training detail known to sports and humanity. And transparency -- Mon dieu! We're all about transparency. Gotta have it. But yeah, about that jiffy bag, no worries. Doc's laptop? Uh, yeah, well that got lost, sorry. And records? what records? Uh, yeah, about those testosterone patches, that was a mis-delivery. TUEs? We didn't believe in them, but ah, if you've got a sore knee, the tramadol works wonders (and so many of our guys get sore knees). Yeah, that asthma bug is a real buzz-kill, too. Thank goodness for Salbutamol . . . don't even need a TUE for it. But listen, we're completely intolerant of dopers and anyone associated with that foul practice, that's one thing we can agree on. Leinders? Yeah, who could have known it when we hired the dude? Can you believe it? What? Motors? Hey now! That is completely over the line. Come on, you know us better than that.