Armchair cyclist
Moderator
Active? Yes* (As much as he ever has been)
European? No* (but Yes by birth. accent, residence and, I strongly suspect, passport)
Set to retire? No
Transcontinental country? No
Dark hair? Yes (but a white beard)
Currently unable to race? No
Born in Europe? Yes
Works as a cycling commentator? No
Is a DS/general manager/team owner? No
Ever actually a pro cyclist? No, but has raced against them
Santa Clause? No
Has he been employed as Danny DeVito's twin brother? No
A race organizer? No
A current or former president of a cycling federation? No
European? No* (but Yes by birth. accent, residence and, I strongly suspect, passport)
Set to retire? No
Transcontinental country? No
Dark hair? Yes (but a white beard)
Currently unable to race? No
Born in Europe? Yes
Works as a cycling commentator? No
Is a DS/general manager/team owner? No
Ever actually a pro cyclist? No, but has raced against them
Santa Clause? No
Has he been employed as Danny DeVito's twin brother? No
A race organizer? No
A current or former president of a cycling federation? No