Johan gets served

[patricknd]

I thought this is the Johan being served thread. Why do you always bring Race Radio into it?

Be interesting to see how this plays out. If Johan makes an appearance on Baldy? Long way to travel to not be seen. I hope he’s ok. Probably best he doesn’t make contact with Lance because his phone might be under surveillance or a wire tap?

I noticed that the 500-600 tests mantra has hit Associated Press and is being published by many publications. I assume this was a preemptive strike? I hope it wasn’t premature.

Still time for Lance to pay his victims. He did after all embezzle a million dollars from SCA.

don't you mean sca tried to weasle out of a contract? shady dealings, thank goodness for fair judgements (7.5 mil)

 

[thehog]

don't you mean sca tried to weasle out of a contract? shady dealings, thank goodness for fair judgements (7.5 mil)

This is the Johan thread. If you have a question pertaining to the SCA scam by Armstrong and Weasel then post in that forum.

Tomorrow is the one week anniversary of Bruyneel's arrival in the US. Maybe we'll get a sighting or even a few words?

 

[patricknd]

This is the Johan thread. If you have a question pertaining to the SCA scam by Armstrong and Weasel then post in that forum.

Tomorrow is the one week anniversary of Bruyneel's arrival in the US. Maybe we'll get a sighting or even a few words?

physician heal thyself, i was quoting you or can't your multiple personalities keep up with what they're saying. get some help, hoggy, get some help

 

[Pazuzu]

Are you in here setting guys up again to break their hearts? Johan will deny anything and everything and go on his merry way.

Exactly right. What incentive is there for him to tell the truth? Look what happened to Landis. He spills his guts and now he's the one being investigated for fraud.

Maintain the lie and they'll drop the investigation. Tell the truth and they'll nail your scrotum to the wall.

 

[slowspoke]

Can we have a prize for the first person to post a pic of Johan at this years ToC?

 

[MarkvW]

Exactly right. What incentive is there for him to tell the truth? Look what happened to Landis. He spills his guts and now he's the one being investigated for fraud.

Maintain the lie and they'll drop the investigation. Tell the truth and they'll nail your scrotum to the wall.

No Gifts! If you're a criminal and you want to spill the beans...Get an immunity deal first!!

They teach that in Basic Dontbeamoron 101.

 

[MarkvW]

Who is Johan more afraid of, Lance or the Feds?

Johan is afraid of the unknown.

 

[patricknd]

Johan is afraid of the unknown.

and clowns

 

[mewmewmew13]

This is the Johan thread. If you have a question pertaining to the SCA scam by Armstrong and Weasel then post in that forum.

Tomorrow is the one week anniversary of Bruyneel's arrival in the US. Maybe we'll get a sighting or even a few words?

It just doesn't seem like it has been that long!
My, how time flies....

 

[mewmewmew13]

Can we have a prize for the first person to post a pic of Johan at this years ToC?

LOL good one!

Maybe a ride in the team car with Kim for a prize?

 

[thehog]

physician heal thyself, i was quoting you or can't your multiple personalities keep up with what they're saying. get some help, hoggy, get some help

No you missed my play on words with weasel and Wesel aka Mr. Tailwind sports.

Perhaps my humor is a little post-graduate for you?

 

[Topangarider]

No you missed my play on words with weasel and Wesel aka Mr. Tailwind sports.

Perhaps my humor is a little post-graduate for you?

Thomas Weisel???

 

[Race Radio]

No matter what you think of Wonderboy and his buddies it is impossible to pretend that Johan vanishing for the last week during his teams 2nd biggest race of the year is not a big deal.

Maybe it is a magic trick?

 

[MarkvW]

No matter what you think of Wonderboy and his buddies it is impossible to pretend that Johan vanishing for the last week during his teams 2nd biggest race of the year is not a big deal.

Maybe it is a magic trick?

It does appear that Mr. Bruyneel wants to avoid the media.

It also appears that he does not have a professional PR manager on board. If he did, Bruyneel would have a message and he would be getting that message out there.

Fortunately for Bruyneel, as long as he remains out of the picture (at least so far), the investigation story has remained in suspended animation. When he steps out in front of the reporters, though, that's going to change. And sooner or later he is going to have to appear for the reporters.

It sure looks like he is hiding. Soon, if it hasn't already, the hiding itself will become part of the story.

 

[Random Direction]

What is also interesting is his team's vanishing performance. Did Johan's baggage get strip searched as well?

 

[skippy]

Whilst you guys are looking for Johann , can someone find the link to the photo of me sitting on my **** after crashing at Verona as i turned to ride on the back of the Greenedge team when they were training for the TTT last week ?
please email links to skippi@ausi.com , needed to do article about HELMETS ! Broken in 3 places , rattled the brain , scratches , grazes etc !

Matt White got out of the team car to check that i was undamaged ! Always said he was a nice guy but this was a really generous thing to do in the middle of an important mission !

Luckily RUDY had given me a spare helmet weeks before , photo will change in time .

Giro continues to confound expectations but crowds are down and vendors are suffering !

 

[HL2037]

Can we have a prize for the first person to post a pic of Johan at this years ToC?

What do I win?

 

[TomasC]

Here he is in the team car taunting this thread:

 

[Nick C.]

I haven't seen a photo of Kim Kardashian in the paper since the ToC began either. Is it possible Kanye West is their beard and Johan was served with divorce papers. California IIRC has 50/50 split or something to that effect so with his narcotic kingpin fortune his spouse could stand to make a fortune.

 

[frenchfry]

I haven't seen a photo of Kim Kardashian in the paper since the ToC began either. Is it possible Kanye West is their beard and Johan was served with divorce papers. California IIRC has 50/50 split or something to that effect so with his narcotic kingpin fortune his spouse could stand to make a fortune.

Wow, the HOG and Kim Kardashian are hiding out together! What a scoop. Only on CN forums.

 

[patricknd]

No you missed my play on words with weasel and Wesel aka Mr. Tailwind sports.

Perhaps my humor is a little post-graduate for you?

that's what that's called? good one

 

[HL2037]

I haven't seen a photo of Kim Kardashian in the paper since the ToC began either. Is it possible Kanye West is their beard and Johan was served with divorce papers. California IIRC has 50/50 split or something to that effect so with his narcotic kingpin fortune his spouse could stand to make a fortune.

Which team is Kim Kardashian managing?

 

[Susan Westemeyer]

BAck on topic.

Susan

 

[Dr. Maserati]

Johan has been missing over a week now, I think it's time to consider what some might fear.
Witness Protection Program.

So, what name might they have come up for The Hog?

 

[thehog]

BAck on topic.

Susan

I think the Feds aren't interested in Bruyneel to press him criminally. I think they might need him as a witness in some other investigation.*

It would be good if the Feds get some clarity on the 500-600 tests theorem.

But most of all Bruyneel could testify against Lance! Imagine that!

Hog v Lance!

Master Tactician vs The 7- time Tour Champ showdown!