Jonas Vingegaard: Something is Rotten

[Savant12]

Miraculous powers of recovery.

 

[fenns]

no matter what anyone says this JV is the same as he was in 22 and 23

 

[noob]

I don't understand

 

[46&twoWheels]

there's no beating this:

"Vingegaard takes water into his mouth, passing the gills just behind its head on each side. Dissolved oxygen is absorbed from—and carbon dioxide released to—the water, which is then dispelled. The gills are fairly large, with thousands of small blood vessels, which maximizes the amount of oxygen extracted"

 

[Mayomaniac]

there's no beating this:

"Vingegaard takes water into his mouth, passing the gills just behind its head on each side. Dissolved oxygen is absorbed from—and carbon dioxide released to—the water, which is then dispelled. The gills are fairly large, with thousands of small blood vessels, which maximizes the amount of oxygen extracted"

Da Fishy da best!

 

[QueenStagiaire]

That Vingegaard kid is kinda good

 

[snipeheem]

My god he really doesnt give a ****

 

[jono]

There can be no doubt anymore.

 

[Savant12]

Vingo is going to keep winning the Tour for years to come.

 

[noob]

I truly don't understand

 

[fenns]

our hero is going to win this race by 2 minutes. he clearly lost very little condition when he was wounded (rather than injured). all the talk that he might not even ride this year was just mind-games from his team

 

[SHAD0W93]

Ridiculous today and he’s going to feel even better.

Has he ever said so himself? That's not at all what it looked like to me.

Of course it doesn’t. Why wouldn’t he do the smart thing and wait for his team to help. Before coming up to the top he was looking back for them.

 

[burning]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYe8B--jrbs/


This is for real though

 

[noob]

Even with all TUI in te world how can he do this with just pharma?

 

[ElDesordenado]

Vingo is going to keep winning the Tour for years to come.

Exactly. I'm not sure Pogacar will win any more TdF's. Vingegaard too strong going up + in the TTs. I'd be very surprised if this TdF doesn't end exactly like '22 and '23.

 

[burning]

Tbh, it's possible that Pogacar ran out of sugar in the end and bonked a bit, this is still an all-time freak performance so far.

 

[noob]

No hospital, no collapsed lung. Is like the only logical medical explanation.

 

[SHAD0W93]

No hospital, no collapsed lung. Is like the only logical medical explanation.

Or Visma just paid for the hospital bed.

 

[noob]

Or Visma just paid for the hospital bed.

Yup. I can't imagine he's been truly having a collapsed lung. It's either that or moto.

But I remember Horner always thought he'd be fine.

 

[KZD]

our hero is going to win this race by 2 minutes. he clearly lost very little condition when he was wounded (rather than injured). all the talk that he might not even ride this year was just mind-games from his team

Your hero is on its way to getting caught, sooner or later. Its getting too outlandish at the moment.

 

[SHAD0W93]

Yup. I can't imagine he's been truly having a collapsed lung. It's either that or moto.

But I remember Horner always thought he'd be fine.

If he actually had a chest tube, he had a collapsed lung.

 

[ontheroad]

The fairytale story is well and truly alive. Now watch for the deflection and PR offensive which follows.

He is rewriting the entire rule book for Tour preparation. We could have riders stepping off the bike completely a few months prior to next years Tour if Vingegaard pulls this miracle off.

 

[BullsFan22]

LOL

 

[Savant12]

Crash was certainly not as bad as Froome's/Bernal's/Remco's(Lombardia) for him to come back to this form, this quick.

Only took him a few days in this Tour to get up to speed again. From here on, he will be scary (but I hope he cracks spectacularly on one stage just to show he is somewhat human).

 

[NFTtiddies]

I'm sorry you guys don't believe in miracles.