JV talks, sort of

[Benotti69]

Jonathan Vaughters ‏@Vaughters

Good to see Santambroggio positive. Us dirty ol managers have known his performances were high risk for a while. Good to see system work.

When did the system start working or does it only work to catch those that p!$$ off RCS, ASO or UCI?

 

[blackcat]

convenient scapegoat.

the role of the village will always have someone willing like ricco or mauro

 

[Escarabajo]

Good to know JV always knew Santa was doping.

Of course when Wiggins had the same transformation in 2009 it was normal and not "high risk"

Of course it was more natural for Wiggins. Blood transfusion is more natural than EPO.

 

[Dear Wiggo]

I look forward to Ryder returning to the peloton at his 2012 Giro winning level and allaying my conspiracy theory that the new EPO test meant it was a bit too risky to remain competitive in a GT.

 

[BroDeal]

When did the system start working or does it only work to catch those that p!$$ off RCS, ASO or UCI?

It works to maintain the club. We cannot have victories going to lower level teams that cannot afford the latest methods. It only takes a look at Satanbeelzebub's chubby cheeks to know he is not on the same program as BMGarskystana

 

[Benotti69]

It works to maintain the club. We cannot have victories going to lower level teams that cannot afford the latest methods. It only takes a look at Satanbeelzebub's chubby cheeks to know he is not on the same program as BMGarskystana

This is what they mean by cleanER.

 

[blackcat]

so has jay vee managed to say his first word yet, or is he still sort of talking.

anyone wanna lay what word will be the first he says after he extricates himself from the wetnurse's bosom.

3-1 dope
9-2 doping
evens clean
10-1 maillot jaune
15-1 argyle
99-1 fuentes

 

[JV1973]

so has jay vee managed to say his first word yet, or is he still sort of talking.

anyone wanna lay what word will be the first he says after he extricates himself from the wetnurse's bosom.

3-1 dope
9-2 doping
evens clean
10-1 maillot jaune
15-1 argyle
99-1 fuentes

If I had a wet-nurse, I wouldn't need this forum.

 

[MacRoadie]

If I had a wet-nurse, I wouldn't need this forum.

Trust me, sucking is far from foreign to the forum...

 

[blackcat]

we have a preference to suckling tho Mac

~the clinic 11 lowercase

 

[rata de sentina]

~the clinic 11 lowercase

Is the triumph of exceptionalism tarnished?

 

[Galic Ho]

we have a preference to suckling tho Mac

~the clinic 11 lowercase

Why is it now the clinic 11? Who left the ranks? This isn't because of what RR wrote about Porte is it?

I also liked JV's part about a wet nurse. Very funny.

I am looking forward to see what Garmin does during the Tour. Talansky, Martin, Navardauskas, Dennis...quite a few hands to play who have done well this season.

 

[Big Doopie]

I am looking forward to see what Garmin does during the Tour. Talansky, Martin, Navardauskas, Dennis...quite a few hands to play who have done well this season.

agreed. I think it will be very telling.

 

[Ripper]

we have a preference to suckling tho Mac

~the clinic 11 lowercase

Why now the clinic 11 (and lower case)?

 

[blackcat]

Why now the clinic 11 (and lower case)?

we lost a member. but jonny vee is pretty keen to join, so we may return to be.... hiero ellipsis...

The Clinic 12!

 

[horsinabout]

Why is it now the clinic 11? Who left the ranks? This isn't because of what RR wrote about Porte is it?

I also liked JV's part about a wet nurse. Very funny.

List the clinic 12, come on which ones are they? I know that JV was made an honorary member, by none democratic means. Next time have a vote on it. Then you can write a piece on why you are a member of this "unnamed" and seemingly self-appointed esoteric group!

 

[blackcat]

amorphous dozen(sic),

its like The Dirty Dozen, but for cycling.

 

[Dear Wiggo]

List the clinic 12, come on which ones are they? I know that JV was made an honorary member, by none democratic means. Next time have a vote on it. Then you can write a piece on why you are a member of this "unnamed" and seemingly self-appointed esoteric group!

Is the Borg one, or many? Is 7 of 9 really the 7th of only 9?

Do not seek the 12. They will make their presence known when it is time.

 

[Dear Wiggo]

What's the goss, JV?

Or maybe they got him exactly for that purpose; he wasn't a "big name" or an untouchable (like Fuentes, Moral or Ferrari); he was a quiet, somewhat unknown, behind the scenes guy, laboring away to prevent riders from getting popped to protect the reputation of his employer, and perhaps also out of concern for the rider?

Would that be similar to an internal testing program?

Definitely, with the addition that he would also help them calibrate their dosages.

 

[ToreBear]

Hey JV, Nice of you to stop by and throw us a couple of bananas!

Could you give the people at CADF a pat on the back for a job well done so far from a fan?

I hope they catch all the cheaters, no matter how big they are.

 

[Galic Ho]

List the clinic 12, come on which ones are they? I know that JV was made an honorary member, by none democratic means. Next time have a vote on it. Then you can write a piece on why you are a member of this "unnamed" and seemingly self-appointed esoteric group!

Bahahaha. That is funny.

I never made the Clinic 12 up. Wrong person. Voting? Why would the Clinic 12 need to vote! JV from what I know is the one with the list. Ask him for the names.

Do note I never considered myself apart of the Clinic 12...gotta be really cool to join them. But if you're saying I am an honorary member, then yeah! I'll take that. BC's approval pending of course.

 

[Galic Ho]

Is the Borg one, or many? Is 7 of 9 really the 7th of only 9?

Do not seek the 12. They will make their presence known when it is time.

So the 12 is a Battlestar Galactica thing then. Rightyo.

 

[ToreBear]

What's the goss, JV?

From Vaughters twitter, he denies this

Jonathan Vaughters @Vaughters 10 t

@Digger_forum I am saying you are lying and fabricating a story regarding Magnus and an internal control. Absolutely.

Jonathan Vaughters @Vaughters 10 t

@Digger_forum Maybe you should address your extremely dishonest, libelous behavior that you consistently engage in?

Jonathan Vaughters @Vaughters 10 t

@Digger_forum I really hope Magnus sues you. Nothing would give me more pleasure than having his records put forward under oath.

I just added it so we have JV's take on this close together in the thread.

 

[Dear Wiggo]

So the 12 is a Battlestar Galactica thing then. Rightyo.

Borg is from Star Trek, not BSG. Good grief.

 

[simo1733]

Borg is from Star Trek, not BSG. Good grief.

And 7 of 9 was a total babe.No such thing's in the clinic.