Lance Armstrong Will Win Stage 17

[Anonymous]

That's horrifying.

 

[Anonymous]

And that clearly makes him the greatest cyclist of all time.

Clearly!!

seriously where are you from?? the tour has already been famous 80 years before lance ever rode it. and unfocussed?? I'm sure you never saw indurain then.

I am from the U S of fu*king A. For 80 years it was just some week long cyclotour for guys who shave their legs and wear spandex. Armstrong brought CLASS to that race.

you mean when you go cycling you have more chance of getting cancer??

No, I mean, if Lance never rode his bike, cancer would have a lot less of a chance of being cured!

 

[Anonymous]

we can use opposite ends, not a problem really, but thanks for asking.

That's really, really horrifying.

 

[Ryo Hazuki]

He never raced on the same team as Ullrich.

because he never really feared ullrich, he feared pantani(got luck there in 2000 he got sick), heras, mayo. he feared the real climbers, never ullrich.

 

[Big GMaC]

I always thought it was his suitcase of courage

No no, it was pannier of courage. Thats what Floyd told me

 

[Gcraenen]

I always thought it was his suitcase of courage

Actualy, it is a Gladstone bag, and it's not his, realy it's not, he can prove it. who are you to say it is his? well, you are just a bad bad man, out for secondary gain...

 

[Deagol]

No no, it was pannier of courage. Thats what Floyd told me

was it refridgerated ???

 

[Anonymous]

Agree with you Ryo.

Eddy was much more dominant, and his 11 grand tour victories will never be equaled.

But ONLY 5 GT's that count. Lance has 7.

 

[Anonymous]

You really need to lay off the crack pipe, dude. Let's face it, the majority of Lance's popularity has more to to do to his overcoming cancer and raising funds for the fight against cancer. Eddie Mercx is the greatest cyclist ever and he has the winner numbers to prove it.

More of a dried tiger penis fan, but in a pinch, crack always seems to make the wife randy, so don't knock it 'till you try it.

Eddy rode too much and never really focused on winning the greatest races. How many times did he win the TdF? Yea, thats what I thought!

Awe please!!! Greatest ever??? How many classics has he won??? One, the world road championship. EM won 21, RdV won 11, Museeuw, Coppi, Raes, Hinault etc... Forget about it.

And putting the TdF on the map??? Only in the USA, which doesnt count for much in cycling!!

A great cyclist must be an all around cyclist.!!

Museew was a doping freak. Everyone else you mention is good, but how many of them won the TdF 7 FREAKING TIMES???!!! Case closed!

 

[Gcraenen]

you mean when you go cycling you have more chance of getting cancer??

Depends on what is in your "bag" of courage.

 

[Ryo Hazuki]

But ONLY 5 GT's that count. Lance has 7.

maybe in the usa, seriously who cares. ask any cyclingfan outside of australia, uk, or usa who the best cyclist ever is and they will either say hinault of merckxs.

 

[Anonymous]

For your information, Merckx had a fake Chinese Gucci handbag of courage. Lance has a Dolce and Gabbana!

 

[dgodave]

It's also FREAKING HUGE!

How do you know its bigger than the whale penis in anybody else's house?
.

 

[Gcraenen]

TFF in the same thread you argue the TdF didn't mean anything before Lance and that Lance is better than the others before him based on wgat he did in that one race. Sorry buddy but I cant respect your blind loyalty as an informed opinion.

 

[Ryo Hazuki]

For your information, Merckx had a fake Chinese Gucci handbag of courage. Lance has a Dolce and Gabbana!

lance has one nut, end of discussion

 

[cyclestationgiuseppe]

since this thread is a comedy of errors....
TFF- Your penis is awesome!

 

[Anonymous]

maybe in the usa, seriously who cares. ask any cyclingfan outside of australia, uk, or usa who the best cyclist ever is and they will either say hinault of merckxs.

Like countries outside of those really matter. I mean, you got Nutella, but past that you're just weak.

 

[Anonymous]

because he never really feared ullrich, he feared pantani(got luck there in 2000 he got sick), heras, mayo. he feared the real climbers, never ullrich.

He ALWAYS said Ullrich was had the most talent and that he feared him the most.

You HATE EXCELLENCE. Just admit it.

 

[Ryo Hazuki]

Like countries outside of those really matter. I mean, you got Nutella, but past that you're just weak.

 

[Anonymous]

TFF in the same thread you argue the TdF didn't mean anything before Lance and that Lance is better than the others before him based on wgat he did in that one race. Sorry buddy but I cant respect your blind loyalty as an informed opinion.

Then respect this--> 7

lance has one nut, end of discussion

And that one nut has bedded more blond women than most small armies!

 

[Ryo Hazuki]

He ALWAYS said Ullrich was had the most talent and that he feared him the most.

You HATE EXCELLENCE. Just admit it.

oh you hadn't noticed yet the huge difference between what lance says and what he really means??

 

[Benotti69]

why haven't i got a whale's penis......
























in my house

 

[Anonymous]

since this thread is a comedy of errors....
TFF- Your penis is awesome!

Exactly! That has been my point all along! My penis is awesome!

 

[Anonymous]

For your information, Merckx had a fake Chinese Gucci handbag of courage. Lance has a Dolce and Gabbana!

Gold Jerry, gold.

 

[Anonymous]

Nice picture of your mom, she interested in seeing my whale penis?