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Lance Armstrong Will Win Stage 17

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I think this is what they call a 'relief thread' for those people who were rather anxious for awhile today that Armstrong might win a stage.

Let the stress wash away with a bit of fun, huh?

On a slightly serious note, it seems to me that what's really done it for Armstrong is how light the top climbers are these days. He's about 15kgs heavier than Contador - there's just no way that you can win a tour with that power to weight ratio deficit.

Will someone of Armstrong's weight ever win a grand tour again?
 
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Publicus said:
In fact it is a steamer trunk of courage. We are talking about a certain Mr. Lance Armstrong, thank you very much!

You could say that any team where Bruyneel was DS had a container ship full of Dolce and Gabbana steamer trunks of courage!
 
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Thoughtforfood said:
Exactly! That has been my point all along! My penis is awesome!

Do you need to keep it temperature controlled like a fish tank or a bag of blood? I know I need to keep mine at lower temps or it starts to get kinda testy....(pun intended).
 
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peloton will ride together no more attacks.

AC apologizes to Lance on youtube

lemond will move on to schleck..

wiggins goes back to the track and wins gold in 2000 mts keirin or something.

lance discovers the cure for cancer.
 
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Publicus said:
In fact it is a steamer trunk of courage. We are talking about a certain Mr. Lance Armstrong, thank you very much!

Yeah, just like I heard the greatest commentator of all time, Phil Liggett, say today....

"Well Paul it's shades of the 'look' he gave a certain Jan Ullrich on l'Alpe d'Huez... shades of the Armstrong of old..."
 
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Junk yard said:
Will someone of Armstrong's weight ever win a grand tour again?

Lance lost weight after his cancer!!

It completley reshaped his body!!

No one else has that benefit, therefore Lance is the best
 
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reigarc said:
peloton will ride together no more attacks.

AC apologizes to Lance on youtube

lemond will move on to schleck..

wiggins goes back to the track and wins gold in 2000 mts keirin or something.

lance discovers the cure for cancer.

Lance is the cure for cancer.

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And ScottSoCal
And TFF's penis
 
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cyclestationgiuseppe said:
Do you need to keep it temperature controlled like a fish tank or a bag of blood? I know I need to keep mine at lower temps or it starts to get kinda testy....(pun intended).

No, but make sure you have a fern in the same room. Little known fact, but ferns not only help you when you are on an indoor trainer, but they also preserve the freshness of your whale's penis.

Long live JEFF VADER!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Big GMaC said:
Think if he had two balls he would have one the TdF 14 times! LeMond is just a hater

It would also have balanced out his riding position better, thereby enhancing his revolutionary cadence, so it could have been 16.
 
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Thoughtforfood said:
No, but make sure you have a fern in the same room. Little known fact, but ferns not only help you when you are on an indoor trainer, but they also preserve the freshness of your whale's penis.

Long live JEFF VADER!!!!!!!!!!

what about a bamboo plant, I have like 20 of them, they seem to create their own weather.
 
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Big GMaC said:
Lance lost weight and marbles after his cancer!!

It completley reshaped his mind!!

No one else has had that 'fit', therefore Lance is the bestest

after cancer he was given the 'gift' and with the 'gift' came power. the power known as 'bestest'. But LA gave the power 'bestest' to AC after 2005 and now AC has the 'gift' and AC does not share the power.
 
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Big GMaC said:
Lance lost weight after his cancer!!

It completley reshaped his body!!

No one else has that benefit, therefore Lance is the best


Yep. +1. Don't forget the cadence.
 
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cyclestationgiuseppe said:
what about a bamboo plant, I have like 20 of them, they seem to create their own weather.

Yea, you hit on the problem right there. The extra humidity will increase the rate of decomposition exponentially when you have it out of the formaldehyde. Ferns or nothing for my whale's penis.
 
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cyclestationgiuseppe said:
what about a bamboo plant, I have like 20 of them, they seem to create their own weather.

Does Lance have a Bamboo plant? No.

Because Bamboo loves Cancer. And I hate cancer. And Greg LeMond took epo in 1989 I have proof
 

Junk yard

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Big GMaC said:
Lance lost weight after his cancer!!

It completley reshaped his body!!

No one else has that benefit, therefore Lance is the best

Yes that got him down to a weight at that time that allowed him to compete. But the average weight of the top GC guys seems to have gone down further still.
 
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I think if Lance wants to do it for himself this time then we will all be here and there for him all the way. I think a team should be put together just for him so they can help him win and say thanks for everything he has done for the sport. We hear the commentators saying in the past he won a stage to thank the team ...for all their hard work on the stage, well how about a team thinking the other way around.:D
 
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Thoughtforfood said:
Okay guys, I think we dropped them.

They caught on? Bummer. I had a helluva time keeping up.

I don't know how BPC does it.