Lance's Twit: how ironic

[fulcrum]

Watch out, there is a tough Internet Guy right there

This story is ******** if you ask me. Spanish Media are not too trustful and impartial, especially when there is a Spanish athlete concerned.

Wow, Spanish Media in general. Nice...! Not Marca or As but "Spanish Media". I guess they are not to par with Liggett and Versus.

 

[frizzlefry]

Watch out, there is a tough Internet Guy right there

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Internet guy is not a proper name. Should read 'internet guy'. Fulcrum the grammar nazi care to add to this?

 

[fulcrum]

I didnt realize Mexicans spoke Mexican.

Well, you learn something new every day. They eat frijoles and drink tequila. They also like to call gabachos "pinche culeros". All that is mexican. Spaniards would never do that: their tendency is to mention the mother of god.

 

[frizzlefry]

Well, you learn something new every day. They eat frijoles and drink tequila. They also like to call gabachos "pinche culeros". All that is mexican. Spaniards would never do that: their tendency is to mention the mother of god.

You are not being racist towards Mexicans are you?

 

[krebs303]

Mexican? I didnt realize Mexicans spoke Mexican.

Here in Baja it's more Spanglish. Just as English is the same in USA,GB,NZ,AUS. we all speak a little different. The French spoken in Montreal differs from France.
yo soy a yankee doodle dandy.

 

[fulcrum]

Internet guy is not a proper name. Should read 'internet guy'. Fulcrum the grammar nazi care to add to this?

Andele andele! Arriba arriba!

 

[frizzlefry]

Andele andele! Arriba arriba!

LOL, confirmation.

 

[fulcrum]

You are not being racist towards Mexicans are you?

No, I was picking on Spaniards. I can't stand them.

 

[racerralph]

Every picture tells a story, don't it?

 

[frizzlefry]

Lance needs a sombrero in that pic. And a taco.

 

[richwagmn]

Is that "green" with envy?

 

[fulcrum]

Is that "green" with envy?

Nope, it's the chimichanga.

 

[frizzlefry]

LOL. This is starting to sound like a country song.

I can picture AC singing it now. Next thing you know Lance is going break AC's heart by stealing his dog and pick up truck then kick him in the teeth. And bang his girl.

 

[fulcrum]

I can picture AC singing it now. Next thing you know Lance is going break AC's heart by stealing his dog and pick up truck then kick him in the teeth.

They don't have pick ups in Spain. Lance could steal Contador's Vito van, but he wouldn't know how to drive it. It's a stick shift.

 

[frizzlefry]

They don't have pick ups in Spain. Lance could steal Contador's Vito van, but Lance wouldn't know how to drive it. It's a stick shift.

Only if there is carpet on the dash and dingleballs with a chain steering wheel.

 

[krebs303]

I can picture AC singing it now. Next thing you know Lance is going break AC's heart by stealing his dog and pick up truck then kick him in the teeth. And bang his girl.

Lance needs a mullet and get some rain and a train in the song and it will go gold

 

[Anonymous]

Lance needs a mullet and get some rain and a train in the song and it will go gold

He could follow up that single with a song about dating his mother.

 

[fulcrum]

LOL, confirmation.

Hey, how about that Garate and his win in Mont Ventoux!?

 

[frizzlefry]

Hey, how about that Garate and his win in Mont Ventoux!?

Saved Rabobanks tour. He'll be riding for LA next year.

 

[fulcrum]

Saved Rabobanks tour. He'll be riding for LA next year.

Nope he won't. Garate has a contract with Rabobank until 2010. But I'm sure you already knew that. Being from Texas and all...

 

[frizzlefry]

Nope he won't. Garate has a contract with Rabobank until 2010. But I'm sure you already knew that. Being from Texas and all...

Lance can buy whatever and whoever he wants. You should know that by now. Any real cycling fan does.

 

[fulcrum]

Hey, do you know who my Avatar is?

I do. That's Lucho. And God is Colombian

The Texas based Garate expert might not know that though. He might not know what Radio Caracol is either.

What... I don't get any bonus points for this one? "The little gardener from Fusagasuga" anybody? Am I alone here?

 

[fulcrum]

Lance can by whatever and whoever he wants. You should know that by now. Any real cycling fan does.

Oh come on... We both know that is not true, he just tried to buy the 2009 TdF but he couldn't

He went all the way to Paris and all he got was that stupid t-shirt.

 

[frizzlefry]

Oh come on... We both know that is not true, he just tried to buy the 2009 TdF but he couldn't

He didnt try to buy the TdF. He felt sorry for AC and gifted it to him. Any real cycling fan could see that.

 

[fulcrum]

He didnt try to buy the TdF. He felt sorry for AC and gifted it to him. Any real cycling fan could see that.

If he wanted to make Alberto happy, all Lance needed to do was give him his friendship. Clearly AC could not function without some affection. You could see him devastated at the top of the podium today. That would have been a much better gift than the tour.