Alpe d'Huez said:
Not to be outdone by BroDeal's favorite,
Attack Girls Swim Team Versus the Undead, I recently saw
Swamp Shark. Brilliant filmmaking. Skip those Aronofsky films or foreign crap. This is the flick to see. Grab a huge bowl of greazy popcorn, plop down on the couch and get ready for some fun! And it's now out on BluRay!
Finally something I would watch other than the Takeshi Miike movie above.
Movies I have watched recently:
Harry Brown -- Tedious version of Death Wish from an English point of view. Starring Michael Caine.
Alien Hunter -- Actually started out pretty good as a spacecraft is found in Antarctica then went down hill in the second half.
Rats, Night of Terror -- A 80's post apocalypse movie directed by the man credited with directing the worst zombie movie ever, Hell of the Living Dead. Bad. Really bad.
Don't Wake the Dead -- A german take on the blind dead series. Made by the king of german splatter movies who directed the Violent Sh!t series. Half the funding must have come from the band Gang Loco because not only do they perform in the middle of the film,not only do they have a bit part where they are killed by zombified Knight Templars, during the film's finale, for no reason at all, the movie periodically cuts to the band playing.
Silent Night, Zombie Night -- I had high hopes for this one. Alas it was like the Lifetime Network made a zombie movie. People talk talk talk about their relationships and the movie grinds to a halt. Too much romantic melodrama, not enough zombie killing.
Hard Eight -- Really good movie about a small time gambler finding a protege.
The Bank Job -- Jason Statham robs a bank. What more can you ask for?
Night Skies -- Alien abductions. Oh, no. I have seen worse.
Croupier -- Interesting film about a would be writer taking a job as a croupier.
Botched -- Starts as a low budged heist film, the robbers get stuck on the thirteenth floor with hostages, and things turn weird. Great if you have a twisted sense of humor and don't mind the occasional decapitation.
Queen of Outer Space -- Classic bad SF movie. Uses props from Forbidden Planet. Hilariously funny 1950's sexism as space jockeys find themselves stranded on Venus, which is run by women.
Dead Air -- Decent small budget zombie film. Similar to Pontypool.
Blood Suckers from Outer Space --1980's film that must have been made on a shoe string budget for the video rental market. The whole thing is played for laughs.
The Dark Side of the Moon -- Atmospheric but hilariously bad SF movie. While orbiting the far side of the moon, astronauts encounter the devil in a derelict space shuttle that was sucked into the Bermuda triangle decades earlier. Not every SF movie features people firing automatic weapons in a space shuttle that has a curiously large interior.
Doghouse -- A bunch of blokes venture out to a small English village only to find a virus (or something) has turned all the women into crazed cannibals. Pretty weak. Nowhere near as good as Lesbian Vampire Killers.
Some quality entertainment there.