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I'm innocent

I decline any wrongdoing following these accusations of a different MD5 sum of my last post - that must have come from my twin account that moreover was never fully registered and not actively used.
 
May 10, 2009
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This is the big one

Big big news...

David Walsh just phoned me - guess who is back in training and is awaiting his return from suspension. A suspension which is due to finish very soon. TFF. He has been spotted training like a mad man - he is like a man possessed. He is annoyed that he was the one thrown under the bus and now he wants to come back clean and make people eat their words. And in case yee don't believe me - here's a pictures that David texted me:

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=33zcu2x&s=7
 
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Merckx index said:
Cats aren't scared of anyone, I thought everyone knew this.

Except 'fraidy cats, of course, which are scared of everyone. But a 'fraidy cat would never get involved with anyone in the Clinic.

If you want to be feared and respected in your own home, I strongly suggest you get a dog. Just don't give it a name like Floyd, or when you turn around, it's likely to bite you in the ****.

I want to warn Clinic members that there is a disturbing new trend emerging here, cross thread specialists. For example, a scientist may post on a legal thread, pretending to know something about the law. Everyone knows that scientists make poor lawyers; they have the wrong body type to excel in that discipline. So if you see a scientist posting in a legal thread (or even worse, a lawyer posting in a scientific thread), you can be certain s/he is on a very exclusive program. For the same reason, I would be extremely suspicious of any outstanding performance by a scientist, lawyer, business person or other highly specialized professional in a GT (Grand Thread).

And btw, there are definitely people here on an exclusive program. I was able to prove this conclusively by taking a poll. More than 99% of the members I talked to denied having any connection with the best-known doping enablers. This demonstrates that whoever is associated with these enablers is not sharing them with anyone else.
Hey Merckx Index, I see you have come back here and attacked again after your OP that 'spat in the soup'.

Well, I am on your wheel and will chase you around until you feck off back to the Professional Road racing threads.

I am just protecting the interests of The Clinic. Guys like you all you want to do is destroy The Clinic, thats not correct.
When you attack The Clinic you are attacking cycling in general..... you bad.
 
Aug 30, 2010
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OK i admit it I'm high right now and am high for pretty much half of my waking life... it's great you should try it!
 
Aug 30, 2010
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Susan Westemeyer said:
I admit it -- I am Kitty's supplier. I enable her in her habit of eating foul-smelling "Cat Bon Bons", which help her to become World Champion in power sleeping.

Susan
How many watts is she putting out?
 
Aug 16, 2009
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lots of taking my posting in vain going on. I'm still here and so is .............................................................
 
Mar 10, 2009
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Just spinning through this thread, which is kind of comical. But, to my surprise, I learn that TFF has been banned. What's the story there? When? Why?
 
Mar 13, 2009
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in pastiche of this thread, my information is, Betsy Andreau gonna hold a special event:

Innaugural City of Austin plus size model Mud Rasslin' for the Roses
 
Jun 19, 2009
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WonderLance said:
lots of taking my posting in vain going on. I'm still here and so is .............................................................
Welcome back. See lots of talk and still just...the one nut.
 
forumlurker said:
so he was caught by the posting passport? it's a success!
pah. It's easy enough to fool the posting passport. Step a little bit out of line but maintain that level so you're perceived as controversial but not wildly offensive, and you'll easily fool them into thinking that's your natural level. It's the wild fluctuations that mean people get picked up on the posting passport - think DAOTEC, whose values would vary wildly from race to race - clear evidence of post manipulation. Somebody like TFF just took a bit too much of a risk.

At the same time, there were many who felt like the mods were just pulling small fry every so often so they could claim the posting passport a success, it's quite surprising to see them come after a big name like TFF, especially on the eve of the Giro.

I suspect TFF has lovely curly hair.
 
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Libertine Seguros said:
pah. It's easy enough to fool the posting passport. Step a little bit out of line but maintain that level so you're perceived as controversial but not wildly offensive, and you'll easily fool them into thinking that's your natural level. It's the wild fluctuations that mean people get picked up on the posting passport - think DAOTEC, whose values would vary wildly from race to race - clear evidence of post manipulation. Somebody like TFF just took a bit too much of a risk.

At the same time, there were many who felt like the mods were just pulling small fry every so often so they could claim the posting passport a success, it's quite surprising to see them come after a big name like TFF, especially on the eve of the Giro.

I suspect TFF has lovely curly hair.
I have said it before and I'll say it again - to avoid flagging the Moderators Passport TFF needs to micro-post.
 
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I have said it before and I'll say it again - to avoid flagging the Moderators Passport TFF needs to micro-post.
But I am from the old eastern system where I was enhanced since I wrote 20,000 words on a baby typewriter when I was 5 years old. They saw I had talent then, and set about altering my physiology to the point that if I dial back my posting too much, I might actually die. During my time off, I continued posting elsewhere, and in the absence of draconian moderation, was able to post things unheard of on this forum. I gave myself some time to dial it back down before today so that I wouldn't get busted, and I will take the rules of the forum and adapt my profile of posts to the exact parameters that fall just below being banned, but a leopard doesn't change its spots. (not that I want to post for Leopard/Trek, I have the entire, unquestioned support of my family, and have no need to leave my current team) TFF SMASH!!

 
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But I am from the old eastern system where I was enhanced since I wrote 20,000 words on a baby typewriter when I was 5 years old. They saw I had talent then, and set about altering my physiology to the point that if I dial back my posting too much, I might actually die. During my time off, I continued posting elsewhere, and in the absence of draconian moderation, was able to post things unheard of on this forum. I gave myself some time to dial it back down before today so that I wouldn't get busted, and I will take the rules of the forum and adapt my profile of posts to the exact parameters that fall just below being banned, but a leopard doesn't change its spots. (not that I want to post for Leopard/Trek, I have the entire, unquestioned support of my family, and have no need to leave my current team) TFF SMASH!!
You certainly fooled me; when people display insight and expressiveness even as neoposters, I tend to give them the benefit of the doubt that their further development represents natural progression. What makes me suspicious are those who post nothing but "VINO GOES!!!11!1" for years and then suddenly, as Senior Members, start varying their sentence structure and using sophisticated rhetorical devices.

Of course, if you started, for example, exhibiting moderator privileges, that would be a red flag. Maybe at one time it was possible to moderate clean, but since the advent of netspeak and PHP, I don't think it can be done without taking some "shortcuts".
 
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I have to admit my PPD dropped when a currently non-posting forum member identified my avatar :(

Then, I was outed by a MOD that I was the oldest non-CN paid or affiliated forum member(Forum Age). I think they have an internal investigation on how I was able to register before anyone else but I have yet to be questioned.
 
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