Official Lance Armstrong Thread **READ POST #1 BEFORE POSTING**

[Damiano Machiavelli]

The Lance fanboys' kung fu is weak these days, pathetic really.

 

[ChrisE]

The Lance fanboys' kung fu is weak these days, pathetic really.

I see you drive-by insult alot, not really adding much to the conversation. I'm not seeing any fanboys denying he is lying, so wth are you squawking about?

 

[BillytheKid]

you know, there is an entire forum section devoted to doping. if you stepped outside the LA threads, you might find those articles have already been discussed

nice distraction, though.

Keen response, but I suppose the indirect point I was making is that this thread is going nowhere for now. Maybe IF the grandjury indicts and the process goes forward will we have more to say. Otherwise it becomes more of a distraction that anything of substance.

 

[BillytheKid]

The Lance fanboys' kung fu is weak these days, pathetic really.

No "kung fu" needed, just a good jab.

 

[Damiano Machiavelli]

No "kung fu" needed, just a good jab.

Evidently the standard definition of jab is different than the one used in the 98 pound weakling weight class. Pathetic flailing around does not a jab make.

 

[BillytheKid]

Evidently the standard definition of jab is different than the one used in the 98 pound weakling weight class. Pathetic flailing around does not a jab make.

I love the name calling. An absolute sign of desperation. I'm not phased, only amused.

 

[andy1234]

There are a couple of characters alone whose 'investment' decisions appear bottomless.

...counting down to the next appearance by this BMC fellow...

ChrisE, I am always up for new business opportunities. Maybe we can partner up!

Andy1234, ditto on ChrisE's question. If you believe he lies, what is your problem with the article?

Dave.

Chris, Dave,

Im taking the **** out of the article because it reminds me of an infommercial.
It all looks very interesting, but there is always something being sold at the end.

If Mr CIA human lie detector highlighted when the Dalai Lama was lying, I'd be impressed, but LA? Talk about shooting fish in a barrel...

 

[thirteen]

Chris, Dave,

Im taking the **** out of the article because it reminds me of an infommercial.
It all looks very interesting, but there is always something being sold at the end.

If Mr CIA human lie detector highlighted when the Dalai Lama was lying, I'd be impressed, but LA? Talk about shooting fish in a barrel...

you definitely have a point

 

[Cal_Joe]

ChrisE - maybe there's a market for a website on how to handle the CN forum mods. Could be an opportunity for you there.

Better hurry up with that. At the rate things are going there may not be any mods in a short while.

 

[Polish]

I hadn't heard that. "Garden Gnome" I mean. That's funny! I get the impression there aren't too many people getting along with that well with Wonderboy these days.


LOL.Xtranormal.

Agree with others, last year's versions were funnier. Though I see big potential for a LA/TH at Cache Cache episode.

As I understand it, this is The Clinic - NOT the Lance Armstrong Forum.
He has not won a meaningful race in years btw.
Maybe you should bury this thread over on the massive "Lance Thread"?
Just saying.

 

[Iker_Baqueiro]

No leaks, no fake dignity declarations from lance pharmastrong in a while now.

I'm suspecting, hoping, that Novitzky will give a hammer hit come the Tour de France. For a higher PR impact that is.

What do you guys think?

 

[ChrisE]

No leaks, no fake dignity declarations from lance pharmastrong in a while now.

I'm suspecting, hoping, that Novitzky will give a hammer hit come the Tour de France. For a higher PR impact that is.

What do you guys think?

Not likely.

 

[Mr. O'Clock]

No leaks, no fake dignity declarations from lance pharmastrong in a while now.

I'm suspecting, hoping, that Novitzky will give a hammer hit come the Tour de France. For a higher PR impact that is.

What do you guys think?

I am pretty sure Jeff will arrest the complete Radioshack team as they cross the border into France. No doubt about it.

 

[peloton]

This may or may not have been posted. Interesting assessment of a Lance Armstrong interview will Larry King by a former CIA agent (and confessed Armstrong fan) trained to tell if people are lying.

http://liespotting.com/2011/06/liespotting-lance-armstrong-part-2-expert-analysis/

Turns out, old Lance doesn't do so well here.

A website to learn how to detect deception. A "liespotter", no less.
Whatever will those clever people from the internet come up with next?.

LOL, andy1234, comparing the CIA people to internet... clueless...

 

[oldschoolnik]

I hadn't heard that. "Garden Gnome" I mean. That's funny! I get the impression there aren't too many people getting along with that well with Wonderboy these days.


LOL.Xtranormal.

Agree with others, last year's versions were funnier. Though I see big potential for a LA/TH at Cache Cache episode.

This place is a tough crowd - these vids are plenty funny IMHO. And Since they are about doping and doping talks they get posted in the clinic - don't worry Polish - most people outside the clinic don't even know one of the two characters is supposed to be Lance.

 

[andy1234]

LOL, andy1234, comparing the CIA people to internet... clueless...

Whats that in English?

 

[MarkvW]

I am pretty sure Jeff will arrest the complete Radioshack team as they cross the border into France. No doubt about it.

Absolutely. Eric Holder is totally committed to cleaning up the European peloton!

 

[D-Queued]

As I understand it, this is The Clinic - NOT the Lance Armstrong Forum.
He has not won a meaningful race in years btw.
Maybe you should bury this thread over on the massive "Lance Thread"?
Just saying.

Exactly. Good to see you finally come around on this Polish.

Lance has probably never won any meaningful race w/out supplements. Lance is the embodiment of the miracle of performance enhancement.

Dave.

 

[RTMcFadden]

Absolutely. Eric Holder is totally committed to cleaning up the European peloton!

Novitzky works for Dr. Margaret Hamburg.

 

[MarkvW]

Novitzky works for Dr. Margaret Hamburg.

Okay . . .

 

[benzwire]

No leaks, no fake dignity declarations from lance pharmastrong in a while now.

I'm suspecting, hoping, that Novitzky will give a hammer hit come the Tour de France. For a higher PR impact that is.

What do you guys think?

I've been wondering about this too. I'm thinking that they will try to time this close to the TdF. Armstrong certainly has cut back a lot on the tweets lately. Probably was told by his legal team to lay low on all levels, especially after his actions in Aspen. I was very surprised that he did not tweet an acknowledgement of Levi's victory in the Tour de Suisse. What's up with that?

 

[Damiano Machiavelli]

I've been wondering about this too. I'm thinking that they will try to time this close to the TdF. Armstrong certainly has cut back a lot on the tweets lately. Probably was told by his legal team to lay low on all levels, especially after his actions in Aspen. I was very surprised that he did not tweet an acknowledgement of Levi's victory in the Tour de Suisse. What's up with that?

He knows that Levi ratted on him to the grand jury.

 

[MarkvW]

He knows that Levi ratted on him to the grand jury.

Any racer who has admitted doping to the GJ yet continues to race is lower than pond scum.

 

[Damiano Machiavelli]

Any racer who has admitted doping to the GJ yet continues to race is lower than pond scum.

They will claim that they are racing clean now.

What the USADA will do is an interesting question. Will a rider like Levi have all his results stripped for the last eight years?

Another interesting question is who will retire at the end of the season. I can see Hincapie retiring. Most of these guys testified last year and that did not prevent them from racing this season, so perhaps they continue until they are forced to quit.

 

[Exroadman24902]

Urghhh??? what are you getting up Ultimobici about? YOU were the one who got it wrong in your first statement....

Radioshack seem to be staying on. Ultimobici suggested it was spin but am asking myself why in the world would a team's management who are looking for new sponsors spin such a detrimental story?