Official Lance Armstrong Thread **READ POST #1 BEFORE POSTING**

[Velodude]

Armstrong is/was a director of Tailwind sports therefore part owner of the team. Not just a rider. Everything went through Armstrong. He's a big chief in this, not the biggest chief, that's Weisel, but he is in the top 3.

It may be different in the USA but being a director of a corporation is not evidence of holding shares in my neck of the woods.

Irish journalist David Walsh, who once conducted interviews with LA on friendly terms, thoroughly researched LA in writing three books:

L.A. Confidentiel - Les secrets de Lance Armstrong (2004)
L.A. Officiel (2006)
From Lance to Landis: Inside the American Doping Controversy at the Tour de France (2007)

wrote after the Floyd Landis emails were published:

"For three years, 2002-04, he (Floyd Landis) rode for US Postal, the team owned by Tailwind Sports, which was then 50% owned by Armstrong."

 

[ChrisE]

Restaurant review site allows people to vote on whether they like Cache Cache. It has a user review section.

http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/101/840098/restaurant/Colorado/Cache-Cache-Aspen

lol this is as funny as that doll forum with those perverts I posted in the chaos thread.

 

[mewmewmew13]

just sent the link to a friend and she said it's down already...anyone have a saved version??
I knew I should have...

 

[Elagabalus]

great but hamstrong is NOT a repub....

Irrelevant! The joke relies solely on the imaginary throng of Republican supporters who would still love to be harassed in a bathroom by a one balled Texan (regardless of political affiliations) for its humour.

I, hererby, award one joke point to MJM

carry on

 

[mewmewmew13]

oops must have mis-copied..that one works
sorry...

 

[Damiano Machiavelli]

just sent the link to a friend and she said it's down already...anyone have a saved version??
I knew I should have...

I liked this review by whitelunchbag.

"This really wasn't the best experience. My steak tasted funny? There server said it was seasoned with a special weight-loss herb, but I don't know...

As another reviewer suggested, the men's room attendants were a little overly-aggressive and flirtatious, making me a bit uncomfortable. I'd love to give it another try, but was informed I wasn't welcome back?"

 

[Semper Fidelis]

just sent the link to a friend and she said it's down already...anyone have a saved version??
I knew I should have...

"I was enjoying myself until Lance Armstrong propositioned me for gay sex on the way to the restrooms.
by Tyler H (1 review)
June 13, 2011
Then he proceeded to have his **** buddy, the owner, tell me to finish my meal, leave the premises and that I was no longer welcome back.
49 / 50 people recommend this review Recommend | Marked not helpful

python the HOGS and RR
by phthonsgaybudRR (1 review)
June 13, 2011 - Likes it
I went intto Cache Cache thinking how can this place be worth a ****. Then I ran into my great friends Hogs and RR and they were like...."python what the **** are you dining here????? and I said with but bangers like you guys here who would miss it???????????? I want to bang you guys and LANCE. LANCE is the greatest cyclist to ride 2 wheels with a ****. Please let me do you or can you do me?
5 people recommend this review Recommended | Not helpful

Excellent!
by Tugboat (2 reviews)
June 13, 2011 - Doesn't like it
What an experience! I always thought these reviews were fake until this happened to me. I was enjoying my meal when I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. Was it the food? Who cares! I headed for the loo when I was stopped by an old friend, let's call him Chance Pharmstrong. Well, before you knew it we were enjoying some extreme glory hole action in the bathroom, to be followed by the most intense 3-way with owner Jodi Larner. 5 stars!!!
13 / 14 people recommend this review Recommend | Marked not helpful
+ 1 more comment by Tugboat

Steak Tasted Funny?
by Whiteluchbag (1 review)
June 13, 2011 - Doesn't like it
This really wasn't the best experience. My steak tasted funny? There server said it was seasoned with a special weight-loss herb, but I don't know...
As another reviewer suggested, the men's room attendants were a little overly-aggressive and flirtatious, making me a bit uncomfortable. I'd love to give it another try, but was informed I wasn't welcome back?
10 / 11 people recommend this review Recommend | Marked not helpful

Hi from Logical python Cranium
by Logical Cranium (1 review)
June 13, 2011
I normal just work in lab with durnk rats and whisky tent. I was in the place the othr nirght and Tyler Hamlton and Lance Marstrong throw down yo. Word. I try to film it to calclate VAM but no ggo. I aclulate LaNCE can kick Tyler bootyhole and thorow down so I agree with chris comical. Peace out, food kick but better if they had chiken nugget. Lance rule! Tyler suk ever since he stop riding trex.
1 person recommends this review Recommended | Not helpful

Great food
by Sandy, Santa Fe (4 reviews)
August 28, 2010 - Likes it
Best food in town! I would recommend the crab cake and lamb chops as one of the best ever. The chairsnare a little uncomfortable but the food is so good
1 / 2 people recommend this review Recommend | Not helpful

mobile review
by kurt, Michigan (20 reviews)
March 12, 2010 - Likes it
Best bar menus in town
0 / 1 people recommend this review Recommend | Not helpful

mobile review
by Razzi, Austin (2 reviews)
June 17, 2009 - Likes it
Cache Cache is a very nice fancy restaraunt that you could take a 10 year old or up to if they are matier enough. But you could not take a nine year old or down to Cache Cache
0 / 1 people recommend this review Recommend | Not helpful"

http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/101/840098/restaurant/Colorado/Cache-Cache-Aspen

That was just a sample of the comments before they take it down.

 

[Semper Fidelis]

Irrelevant! The joke relies solely on the imaginary throng of Republican supporters who would still love to be harassed in a bathroom by a one balled Texan (regardless of political affiliations) for its humour.

I, hererby, award one joke point to MJM

carry on

Maybe someone had a wide stance?
Great and I am so Elagabalus over the entire issue. LMAO Cheers and wish I could say something clever about something else without the banhammmer. . .....

 

[Damiano Machiavelli]

This does show how Lance's PR offensive could be blunted. He has fanboys, paid or not, writing defensive comments on every web news story that allows comments. Why not use a grass roots movement to counter Lance's astroturfing?

 

[ChrisE]

Maybe someone had a wide stance?
Great and I am so Elagabalus over the entire issue. LMAO Cheers and wish I could say something clever about something else without the banhammmer. . .....

Man calm down. I'm rolling I am laughing so much. BTW I thought tugboat was dead?

What an experience! I always thought these reviews were fake until this happened to me. I was enjoying my meal when I felt the sudden urge to take a dump.

This will be my new tagline.

 

[mewmewmew13]

Thanks Glenn_
you are very chivalrous.
I had just copied the link incorrectly...and I think it won't be long before this thread may have some spring cleaning done to it also..

 

[mewmewmew13]

it has been an interesting and great chuckle on here tonight

 

[Escarabajo]

Lance and Levi ,,.,.new NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVsp4X7Y8VI

LOL.

That is so funny.

Thanks.

Keep them coming

 

[Semper Fidelis]

This does show how Lance's PR offensive could be blunted. He has fanboys, paid or not, writing defensive comments on every web news story that allows comments. Why not use a grass roots movement to counter Lance's astroturfing?

Easy man. Those comments were clearly over the top against the uniballer.

I thought it was some funny stuff.

 

[mewmewmew13]

my favorite was the one about the steak though, really

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

Wide-stance Lance was just trying to get his HGH gut through the bathroom door when Tyler accidentally bumped into it.

 

[Semper Fidelis]

Man calm down. I'm rolling I am laughing so much. BTW I thought tugboat was dead?



This will be my new tagline.

tuggs is dust to dust but the Tanker .... is just on his first chew bone. I just hope for the chimera that the Tanker does not take a sudden dirt nap. If that happens then even the chia chia or shaka kan....errr cache cache incident will not be able to soothe the pain. Chimera should have paper rolled that foowall Uniballer.

 

[ChrisE]

Sphincter say what?

 

[Damiano Machiavelli]

Easy man. Those comments were clearly over the top against the uniballer.

I thought it was some funny stuff.

All the gay sex stuff was way out there. Whitelunchbag's review was done in good style. But I am talking about countering the Lance myths that are posted to comment sections of every web news story about Lance. Why sit back and give Public Strategy free reign to pollute the web with a barrage of uncontested lies for Lance?

 

[ChrisE]

All the gay sex stuff was way out there. Whitelunchbag's review was done in good style. But I am talking about countering the Lance myths that are posted to comment sections of every web news story about Lance. Why sit back and give Public Strategy free reign to pollute the web with a barrage of uncontested lies for Lance?

You really believe Public Strategies is all over the web spamming sites?

BOO! sorry. No, I'm not being paid but if any of LA's people want to PM me then I am willing to talk.

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

No, I'm not being paid but if any of LA's people want to PM me then I am willing to talk.

Why would they buy the cow when they get the milk for free?

 

[Semper Fidelis]

Why would they buy the cow when they get the milk for free?

WoW....

Does this get to stand? I mean it seems really allot like ummmm a form of ??????? LMAO

Do you think I could say exactly the same thing about you and get away with it? I think not.... knuckle.

 

[Semper Fidelis]

All the gay sex stuff was way out there. Whitelunchbag's review was done in good style. But I am talking about countering the Lance myths that are posted to comment sections of every web news story about Lance. Why sit back and give Public Strategy free reign to pollute the web with a barrage of uncontested lies for Lance?

Maybe but I thought it was all ummmm WAY out THERE! good luck with that focus.....

 

[Semper Fidelis]

my favorite was the one about the steak though, really

That was a good one. It was well put together....

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

WoW....

Does this get to stand? I mean it seems really allot like ummmm a form of ??????? LMAO

Do you think I could say exactly the same thing about you and get away with it? I think not.... knuckle.

Huh? I meant, why would they pay ChrisE to post propaganda when he does it already.

I think you may have misunderstood.