Richie Porte meme: "We were the first ones to do it..."

[ChewbaccaDefense]

"We were the first to turn water into wine, then Jesus copied us."--Richie Porte

 

[blackcat]

"We were the first to use lipotropin GW aicar and cortisone as special Sky mix potbelge cocktails to lose weight, now everyone else does too" - Richie Porte

 

[heart_attack_man]

Re:

"We were the first to use lipotropin GW aicar and cortisone as special Sky mix potbelge cocktails to lose weight, now everyone else does too" - Richie Porte

Too blatant - needs to be revisionist history...

 

[blackcat]

"We were the first to copy LAnce's MO and Tailwind, now everyone else does too" - Richie Porte

 

[Dear Wiggo]

"We were the first to wash our hands, now everyone else does it too" - Richie Porte.

 

[Dear Wiggo]

"We were the first to have a team chef come and cook for us, now everyone else does it too" - Richie Porte

 

[blackcat]

"We were the first to be given a reacharound by Rupert after we won the Tour, now everyone else does it too" - Richie Porte

errrr, no they dont richie

 

[blackcat]

"We were the first to patronise Spearmint Rhino in Austin instead of The Yellow Rose as our choice of men's establishment, now everyone else does it too" - Richie Porte

 

[blackcat]

"We were the first ones to go to Boulder and Vail for the skiing in the offseason, not the mtns or driving around icy corners, and now everyone does it too." - Richie Porte

 

[blackcat]

"We were the first to employ swimming coaches and now everyone does it too." - Richie Porte

 

[Red Rick]

Brilliant thread

"We were the first ones to put wheels on our bikes, no everyone else does it too" ~Richie Porte

 

[ebandit]

we were first to be 'nice' to all fans,,,,journalists...uci/race officials...so no-one cares about anything else

Mark L

 

[ebandit]

we were first............to ignore the clinic

Mark L

 

[ebandit]

no other team has such a 'lord of the rings' themed cast...............stories

Mark L

 

[Nederick]

-we were the first WT team to see the potential in JTL (if only he'd got the team memo about cutting back on the booze </sigh>)

-we were the first team to have a rainbow jersey wearing waterboy domestique

 

[Stingray34]

"We were the first to climb out of the primordial mass and become salamanders, now everyone is doing it," - Richie Porte

"We were the first to climb trees and become primates, now everyone is doing it," -Richie Porte

"We were the first to develop opposing thumbs, now everyone is doing it," -Richie Porte

"We were the first to embrace survival of the fittest, tell Darwin about it, now everyone is doing it." - Richie Porte

"We were the first to enter the Kleinian Paranoid-Schzoid position, now everyone is doing it." Richie Porte

"We were the first to nuke cities to end the war, now everyone is doing it." Richie Porte

"We were the first to put on women's clothes, now everyone is doing it (especially J. Edgar Hoover.)" Richie Porte

"We just like doping like madmen and claiming we're the clean generation, now everyone is doing it." Richie Porte

 

[classicomano]

"I hated the Jews before it was cool" ~ Richie Porte 2015.

 

[del1962]

"We were the first ones to make a p1ss poor attempt at satire" The clinic 12

 

[Dear Wiggo]

"We were the first to get butthurt, now everyone is doing it" - Richie Porte.

 

[Netserk]

Template: http://memegenerator.net/Richie-Porte-We-Were-The-First

 

[Dear Wiggo]

Make yours here: http://memegenerator.net/Richie-Porte-We-Were-The-First (wot Netserk done sed)

 

[The Hitch]

What was the original comment from Porte?

 

[Netserk]

My meme is a direct quote.

“I think it’s a good thing. It’s the way the sport might move forward,” Porte suggested. “We did the warm-up and cool down and now everyone does it too. The sport is always moving forward and I think this is a good way forward. I think our team will do it more often.”

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/porte-says-marginal-gains-motorhome-at-the-giro-ditalia-is-a-sanctuary

 

[Puckfiend]

"Lance, errrrrrrrrr, WE were the first team to hire interns to defend us on social media, and now everyone does it too." -Richie Porte

 

[blackcat]

"We were the first to source our stock after Joe Papp and the Feds closed EPOsino to EPOrusski, now everyone is doing it," -Richie Porte