Richie Porte meme: "We were the first ones to do it..."

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"We were the first team to allege bone-idle lazy w@nkers were bone-idle lazy w@nkers and employing our own to be Sky-positive trolls like public strategies, now everybody else is doing it too."--Richie Porte
 
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Porte: we were the first to talk about the importance of knowing your inner chimp, and now Bjarne has brought Oleg onboard.
 
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"Sky were the first to bag our farts at altitude, and now everyone's... um, well I think we've still got the edge there." - Richie Porte
 
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"Sky were the first to eat clown barf, and now everyone's... well, Oleg can't do that because for him it would be cannibalism." - Richie Porte
 
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"Sky were the first to bring out the inner chimp, until Bjarne the mad genius trumped us with Oleg, the outer chimp." - Richie Porte

Chapeau, Beech :D
 
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We were the first to fart on the bike. The gas, as it exits the backside, creates its own low-pressure system that drags the air in front of the cyclist backwards, thereby decreasing drag and increasing efficiency. Marginally that is.

Brailsford is currently working on a fart-friendly and aerodynamic seat with F1 acclaimed aerodynamicist Adrien Newey. It will be available some time next year. Dave is also working on a book about farting efficiency and effectively, and the foods that help farting so that we can all extract the most out of our rectum. He not only has 30+ years of data on the subject matter, he has a lifetime wealth of knowledge. Marginally that is.
 
(Sorry if someone posted this one already)

"we were the first to believe in miracles, and are sorry if you don't" - Richie Porte

Also:

"We were the people that actually first hacked the LNDD server, and then everyone was doing it." - Ritchie Porte

Finally:

"We were the first to store our blood with Fuentes for health reasons, and then everyone was doing it - even football and tennis players." - Ritchie Porte

Dave.
 
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We were the first to engage the immaculate conception,now everyone is doing it."--Richie Porte
 
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"We were the first ones to sleep with full sized anatomically correct blow up dolls of David Hasellhoff as body pillows" ...Gee, and I think we still are the only ones....
 

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