Richie Porte meme: "We were the first ones to do it..."

[blackcat]

"We were the first to get hymen reconstruction surgery from a cosmetic surgeon to reestablish our virginity, now everyone is doing it," -Richie Porte

 

[SeriousSam]

"We were the second to be sorry that you don't believe in miracles and that hard work wins it. Now it's still just us and Lance!" - Richie Porte

 

[Fortyninefourteen]

Re: Re:

"We began masturbating with our left hands, which relaxed us because it's like having a new girlfriend, now everybody is doing it."--Richie Porte

tis a paradox, I cant reconcile

We did the enforced three week celibacy and now everyone does it too."--little Richie Porte

Google: Bill Clinton Deposition Monika Lewinsky. It will clear up the co-existence of mutually exclusive events.

 

[ChewbaccaDefense]

"We were the first team to let Formolo win a stage of the Giro, now everybody else is doing it too."--Richie Porte

 

[blackcat]

Re: Re:

"We began masturbating with our left hands, which relaxed us because it's like having a new girlfriend, now everybody is doing it."--Richie Porte

tis a paradox, I cant reconcile

We did the enforced three week celibacy and now everyone does it too."--little Richie Porte

Google: Bill Clinton Deposition Monika Lewinsky. It will clear up the co-existence of mutually exclusive events.

Linda TRip, Star, blue velvet, cigars, fellatio, soiled dress stain, dry cleaning. but now we got HRC, hormone replacement clinton, Bubba never needed viagra nor hormones, just paula jones, and naomi robson

 

[red_flanders]

 

[Rollthedice]

"We were the first to use horse steroids, now even the horses are using it" - Richie Porte

 

[Vino's Mum]

 

[LaFlorecita]

Sheesh that picture looks horrific , everything seems to have grown, his eyes, ears, nose, mouth

 

[blackcat]

Sheesh that picture looks horrific , everything seems to have grown, his eyes, ears, nose, mouth

i think its Bert, oh the irony, pistolero, but it could be ernie

 

[nayr497]

Glad I'm not the only one thinking he's getting funnier looking all the time...

 

[robertmooreheadlane]

HGH and steroids do funny things to bone structure and growth patterns

 

[markene2]

Sheesh that picture looks horrific , everything seems to have grown, his eyes, ears, nose, mouth

I thought the same, it just doesn't fit right.. If you know what i mean?

 

[mrhender]

When is the pic from?

 

[mrhender]

same/same

?

 

[LaFlorecita]

Sheesh that picture looks horrific , everything seems to have grown, his eyes, ears, nose, mouth

I thought the same, it just doesn't fit right.. If you know what i mean?

!!!!

 

[SeriousSam]

Could be cosmetic surgery to instill fear in his opponents

 

[Rollthedice]

Sheesh that picture looks horrific , everything seems to have grown, his eyes, ears, nose, mouth

I thought the same, it just doesn't fit right.. If you know what i mean?

!!!!

This is juat awesome. The little man from the big RV, another kind of alien, different from the Frooome species.

 

[LaFlorecita]

This is juat awesome. The little man from the big RV, another kind of alien, different from the Frooome species.

Even his hair looks odd. Haha

 

[Beech Mtn]

!!!!

Sweet Little Baby Jesus, why can't Team Sky pick a decent-looking guy to be their latest drugged-up star? Between Dawg, and the unfortunate Twiggo, and Li'l Richie, they haven't given the world much to look at.

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Keeping with the thread:

Richie: "We were the first to say "no shittin' in the campah" and now nobody *** in any camper anywhere."

 

[blackcat]

beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

that Giro trophy pic, definitely Bert of Bert and Ernie fame. Contador has briefed Banker and McKenzie on the suit. Trademark proceedings will proceed

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

 

[LaFlorecita]

!!!!

Sweet Little Baby Jesus, why can't Team Sky pick a decent-looking guy to be their latest drugged-up star? Between Dawg, and the unfortunate Twiggo, and Li'l Richie, they haven't given the world much to look at.

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Keeping with the thread:

Richie: "We were the first to say "no shittin' in the campah" and now nobody *** in any camper anywhere."

Yeah Pete Kennaugh

 

[doperhopper]

We were the first doing Great Transformations in Brave New Clean Era, now everybody's doing it.

 

[Je ne sais quoi]

"Sky were the first to get laid, and now everyone's doing it. Well, by a woman anyway, and soon I hope, cuz it's taken me years to find a girlfriend. Even Dawg's talking about it, except he hasn't had permission yet either, maybe after the Tour. So we get to play the backpressure marginal gain either way." - Richie Porte, 2015

PS: "Dawg and I are thinking of cloning ourselves. It's a bit tidier that way."