"We were the first to get hymen reconstruction surgery from a cosmetic surgeon to reestablish our virginity, now everyone is doing it," -Richie Porte
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blackcat said:ChewbaccaDefense said:"We began masturbating with our left hands, which relaxed us because it's like having a new girlfriend, now everybody is doing it."--Richie Porte
tis a paradox, I cant reconcile
blackcat said:We did the enforced three week celibacy and now everyone does it too."--little Richie Porte
Fortyninefourteen said:blackcat said:ChewbaccaDefense said:"We began masturbating with our left hands, which relaxed us because it's like having a new girlfriend, now everybody is doing it."--Richie Porte
tis a paradox, I cant reconcile
blackcat said:We did the enforced three week celibacy and now everyone does it too."--little Richie Porte
Google: Bill Clinton Deposition Monika Lewinsky. It will clear up the co-existence of mutually exclusive events.
LaFlorecita said:Sheesh that picture looks horrific , everything seems to have grown, his eyes, ears, nose, mouth
LaFlorecita said:Sheesh that picture looks horrific , everything seems to have grown, his eyes, ears, nose, mouth
markene2 said:LaFlorecita said:Sheesh that picture looks horrific , everything seems to have grown, his eyes, ears, nose, mouth
I thought the same, it just doesn't fit right.. If you know what i mean?
LaFlorecita said:markene2 said:LaFlorecita said:Sheesh that picture looks horrific , everything seems to have grown, his eyes, ears, nose, mouth
I thought the same, it just doesn't fit right.. If you know what i mean?
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Even his hair looks odd. HahaRollthedice said:This is juat awesome. The little man from the big RV, another kind of alien, different from the Frooome species.
LaFlorecita said:
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Yeah Pete KennaughBeech Mtn said:LaFlorecita said:
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Sweet Little Baby Jesus, why can't Team Sky pick a decent-looking guy to be their latest drugged-up star? Between Dawg, and the unfortunate Twiggo, and Li'l Richie, they haven't given the world much to look at.
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Keeping with the thread:
Richie: "We were the first to say "no shittin' in the campah" and now nobody shits in any camper anywhere."