Richie Porte meme: "We were the first ones to do it..."

[blackcat]

"We were the first team to allege bone-idle lazy w@nkers were bone-idle lazy w@nkers and employing our own to be Sky-positive trolls like public strategies, now everybody else is doing it too."--Richie Porte

 

[Beech Mtn]

Sky: We were the first to smuggle drugs in a baby diaper. Lance and Kik just copied us.

 

[Beech Mtn]

Porte: we were the first to talk about the importance of knowing your inner chimp, and now Bjarne has brought Oleg onboard.

 

[Je ne sais quoi]

"Sky were the first to bag our farts at altitude, and now everyone's... um, well I think we've still got the edge there." - Richie Porte

 

[Je ne sais quoi]

"Sky were the first to eat clown barf, and now everyone's... well, Oleg can't do that because for him it would be cannibalism." - Richie Porte

 

[blackcat]

 

[Je ne sais quoi]

"Sky were the first to bring out the inner chimp, until Bjarne the mad genius trumped us with Oleg, the outer chimp." - Richie Porte

Chapeau, Beech

 

[heart_attack_man]

"We were the first to use a pillow, now every one is doing it." Richie Porte

 

[Jimsnchz]

"We were the first to turn donkeys in to race horses. Now everyone is doing it"

 

[ChewbaccaDefense]

"We were the first to pay off our girlfriend when she found our dope, now everyone is doing it."--Richie Porte

 

[The_Cheech]

We were the first to fart on the bike. The gas, as it exits the backside, creates its own low-pressure system that drags the air in front of the cyclist backwards, thereby decreasing drag and increasing efficiency. Marginally that is.

Brailsford is currently working on a fart-friendly and aerodynamic seat with F1 acclaimed aerodynamicist Adrien Newey. It will be available some time next year. Dave is also working on a book about farting efficiency and effectively, and the foods that help farting so that we can all extract the most out of our rectum. He not only has 30+ years of data on the subject matter, he has a lifetime wealth of knowledge. Marginally that is.

 

[ExRower]

"We were the first ones to use Gatorade" - Richie Porte

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

"We were the first to use round wheels, now everyone else is doing it." - Richie Porte

 

[Avoriaz]

"We were the first to follow Contador, but then Astana followed"

 

[thehook]

"We were the first Humans to drink Pineapple Juice WITHOUT Booze in it" - Richie Porte

 

[D-Queued]

(Sorry if someone posted this one already)

"we were the first to believe in miracles, and are sorry if you don't" - Richie Porte

Also:

"We were the people that actually first hacked the LNDD server, and then everyone was doing it." - Ritchie Porte

Finally:

"We were the first to store our blood with Fuentes for health reasons, and then everyone was doing it - even football and tennis players." - Ritchie Porte

Dave.

 

[blackcat]

We were the first to engage the immaculate conception,now everyone is doing it."--Richie Porte

 

[The_Cheech]

"Have you ever heard of the Dead Sea? I'm the one who killed it." Ritchie Porte.

 

[mewmewmew13]

Re:

LOL!

 

[S2Sturges]

"We were the first ones to sleep with full sized anatomically correct blow up dolls of David Hasellhoff as body pillows" ...Gee, and I think we still are the only ones....

 

[Scarponi]

' We were the first ones to have Oleg Tinkov in the car at Grand Tours and now everyone is doing it"

 

[WildspokeJoe]

 

[observer]

"I was the first one to blow up in the 3rd week of a stage race" - Ritchie Porte

 

[coinneach]

We were the first to train at altitude at mt. Teide

We were the first to train at altitude

We were the first to train

We were first

We were

 

[etymology]

Re:

"We where the first to hang onto cars and now everyone is doing it" --Ritchie Porte

"bollocks! " - mark cavendish