I'm American, a crit racer and apparently in your book. (Although I don't know what letter that second asterisk replaces).
I'll reply to you assertions though they really don't deserve it.
1. I would agree that cycling can be a glorious discipline whether enjoyed alone (as you apparently prefer) or with friends displaying camaraderie. I am guessing by the attitude of your post, most group rides in your area don't really miss your presence in races or group rides.
2.Being a fan of any sport is fine, being a participant gives you more insight to enjoy and appreciate said sport, but insight is something I guess you possess little of.
3. Well I am a former ditch digger with a high school education. I don't really think you can get any more "blue collar" than that. I like cycling because of the effort and sacrifice involved. I am proud to be American and have been to Europe to watch and ride the same roads as those European "blue collar" athletes and fans share. I have cheered on American and European as well as racers from other countries. If that makes me an elitist , so be it.
4. As I am mainly a crit racer, I take some offense to this statement. As I said previously, I have ridden the roads of Europe and climbed the Aubisque, the Tourmalet, and Mt. Ventoux among others. I have also participated in road races and stage races here in the states. Crit racing takes focus and bike handling skills as well as speed and effort. I suppose you are not a fan of track racing in any of it's varieties?
5. I have not purchased a professional "kit" in a number of years, might I refer you to the thread in General Discussion titled "Should you wear Team Kits" located here
http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?t=8087.
6. I am sorry you had to say that too.