The Best Riders to get a Hug From

[gregrowlerson]

Yeah you can clearly see it ends with the production of mini cyclists

If he was a racehorse he'd be retired to stud!

From the mountains to mounting

 

[noob]

From the mountains to mounting

I'd say Van Aert and Vos wins that battle, as does MvdP, Hobbit and Steuven, Philipsen etc etc. Because cyclocross riders are the real mounting pros.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I'd say Van Aert and Vos wins that battle, as does MvdP, Hobbit and Steuven, Philipsen etc etc. Because cyclocross riders are the real mounting pros.

From bunny hopping to bunny...

 

[noob]

From bunny hopping to bunny...

Hey I tried to take it out of "(yeah, that)" territory

 

[StryderHells]

That looks less like a hug and more like a sex act.

 

[RedheadDane]

This thread has... taken a turn...

 

[StryderHells]

This thread has... taken a turn...

Surely that was predictable.

 

[Tim Cahill]

Seeing Ganna often reminds me something Ian Holloway once said about Cristiano Ronaldo.

When in the dugout at Blackpool Holloway said: "He's six-foot-something, fit as a flea, good looking - he's got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully, he's hung like a hamster - that would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his c***'s massive."

 

[RedheadDane]

This thread's probably gonna be shut down soon...

 

[Jumbo Visma Fan :)]

Yeah, let’s tone it down a bit, and give some riders some virtual hugs, like G. Martin, who hasn’t DNF’d a race for four years until his COVID DNS.

 

[RedheadDane]

Yeah, let’s tone it down a bit, and give some riders some virtual hugs, like G. Martin, who hasn’t DNF’d a race for four years until his COVID DNS.

Yeah, I don't want to hug someone who's Covid positive.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Yeah, let’s tone it down a bit, and give some riders some virtual hugs, like G. Martin, who hasn’t DNF’d a race for four years until his COVID DNS.

And that DNF seems to have been a "we're riding on a curcuit so there's no point in doing the last lap(s)" kind of thing.

 

[titan31]

One of the bigger riders anyway, so Ganna, Kung etc.

The smaller ones are probably crap huggers. It'd be me hugging them really.

 

[RedheadDane]

One of the bigger riders anyway, so Ganna, Kung etc.

The smaller ones are probably crap huggers. It'd be me hugging them really.

See, that's the advantage with being small!

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Small and/or short people can be great huggers, too.

 

[Ilmaestro99]

This thread has... taken a turn...

Mere mention of Fausto Masnada and people start spouting sexual thoughts. Sorry about that

 

[Jumbo Visma Fan :)]

Yeah, I don't want to hug someone who's Covid positive.

That’s why I said virtual hugs. Of course, I’m sure that they potentially have got hugs, so….

 

[titan31]

Small and/or short people can be great huggers, too.

I can't see someone like Quintana giving a good hug. Even someone like Vingegaard who's taller, just way too light.

 

[noob]

I can't see someone like Quintana giving a good hug. Even someone like Vingegaard who's taller, just way too light.

Vingegaard appears like he likes hugging and holding hands so I'd not be sure about that! Remember how the threw himself at Pog last year, and demanded holding hands with Roglic in Dauphine

 

[RedheadDane]

Pogacar also quite like hugging. There was an interview with Mikkel Bjerg after the last stage in Denmark, and suddenly Pogacar came flying in from the side, and taggle-hugged him. Luckily, Bjerg is somewhat bigger than Pogacar.

 

[noob]

Pogacar also quite like hugging. There was an interview with Mikkel Bjerg after the last stage in Denmark, and suddenly Pogacar came flying in from the side, and taggle-hugged him. Luckily, Bjerg is somewhat bigger than Pogacar.

Maybe he learned from Vingegaard

 

[noob]

Right now we can send virtual hugs to Ben o Connor.

 

[perico]

Undisputed champ

 

[Netserk]

I want to hear your opinions down below!

I would prefer not to.

I'd like to give Rogla a handshake though.

 

[ciranda]

To feel the beard brush against your face as you get close, or maybe just the idea of being near it, like the feathers of an exotic bird but at the same time rugged and raw like a raccoon's fur.