
This is for the OP kittie:
Hehehe. But, lest you think I dislike kitties, be not afraid, for we have spent many years hosting those alien beings in our living quarters. We have also spent many years trapping, spaying (or neutering) and releasing feral kitties. I am now living in Massachusetts. We do not have many feral kitties here. We used to live in central CA, where they had assumed the status of native critter.
I once worked in Russia for a year - and I met a villager on the street one day. This villager had one dog, a family of cats, and several goats at their house. They questioned me about my life in the US. "How many dogs do you have?" I answered, "2". "How many cats do you have?" I answered, "usually 2, also." The response? "Ah, you are definitely a capitalist."
If you don't get the humor, don't worry - it is a true story, not a joke. I just think it was funny, in an ironic sort of way!