The Official LANCE ARMSTRONG Thread 2010-2011

[red_flanders]

Mate the anti Lance brigade are always posting these shots. The guy has a large diaphragm. This shot 2005...but still another year, another win. But hey let them get a kick out of it.

You seriously don't see the snow? You seriously don't get that there are several layers of garments under both riders' kits?

 

[Bagster]

Nope.

I'm just amused that the physical attribute list of LA continues to grow. I have seven words (well, names actually) for you for his seven wins, Ferrari, Ferrari, Ferrari, Ferrari, Ferrari, Ferrari and Ferrari.

Yawn!

 

[Bagster]

I bet that Armstrong was not the only chubby there.

well as I said he wasn't chubby, but yeah there may have been a few of your family there.

 

[adambarnes]

Mate the anti Lance brigade are always posting these shots. The guy has a large diaphragm.

a unique diaphragm around his hips by the look of things

 

[amp300]

sorry about that

the only other one i saw when i scanned the thread was the one where cancer man and levi were climbing and looking a bit larger than normal

no worries, this thread gains 10 pages a day, I don't blame you for skimming!

 

[Hugh Januss]

Originally Posted by Scott SoCal
Nope.

I'm just amused that the physical attribute list of LA continues to grow. I have seven words (well, names actually) for you for his seven wins, Ferrari, Ferrari, Ferrari, Ferrari, Ferrari, Ferrari and Ferrari.

Yawn!

Which means 'I got nothing'

 

[Ripper]

Mate the anti Lance brigade are always posting these shots. The guy has a large diaphragm. This shot 2005...but still another year, another win. But hey let them get a kick out of it.

I'm going off what I've seen in person, not the photos.

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

Well, like I said, I saw him at Gila. I thought he looked slimmer than last year.
Zajicek said he didn't think Lance was riding as strong as last year, but Zabriskie noted he did amazing amounts of work on the last stage.

I really think the guy's a lot stronger than what he gets credit for here. He's not going to be fat at the Tour. That said, his season has been far less than impressive.

 

[SpartacusRox]

Well, like I said, I saw him at Gila. I thought he looked slimmer than last year.
Zajicek said he didn't think Lance was riding as strong as last year, but Zabriskie noted he did amazing amounts of work on the last stage.

I really think the guy's a lot stronger than what he gets credit for here. He's not going to be fat at the Tour. That said, his season has been far less than impressive.

Yeah it has, but having said that he never did have what you would call a big focus on results in pre tdf races.

 

[Nick777]

Looks impressive, but how do we know these guys didn't finish last in their class?

For now I will put my trust in Twitter, thank you very much.

I like it.

 

[SpartacusRox]

Which means 'I got nothing'

He probably means...why are you guys posting doping posts when they are supposed to reserved for the clinic?

 

[Ferminal]

He probably means...why are you guys posting doping posts when they are supposed to reserved for the clinic?

He's more than welcome to discuss Lance Armstrong in The Clinic.

 

[Eyjafjallajokull]

Chubby or not chubby, that is the question.

Maybe when you get older the inner lining that holds in your organs, and your skin, is more stretchy.

 

[Beech Mtn]

i only had a quick look for this in the thread so i hope this is not a repost :

looking at that photo, it looks pretty obvious he is wearing some sort of belt.

Girdle.

 

[flicker]

Lessee, Cadence learnt from Indurain, freakish VO2, a body that does not make Lactic Acid, re-configured weight post cancer, the most intense work efthic ever, magical attention to detail, heart 30% larger than normal, -5 BPM resting HR (which is the secret to his longevity, he actually gets younger when he sleeps), AND a large diaphragm.

Yup, AC is gonna get an ass whuppin'.

You forgot,that Lance is focused, single minded to win, psycotic, sociopathic ,and he once dated one of the Olsen twins! And Linsdsey Lohan!

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

This thread has circled the toilet for so long, its orbit is beginning to deteriorate.

 

[altark123]

Sooo How about Lance not doing Recon...

After the front page article of riders being shut down by snow and weather as many stated on here as a reason Lance hasn't seen many of the stages yet.

The Hog and others were implying that he is stupid for not having ridden the actual climbs yet, and yet it seems it's still a bit early to be attempting to do so with the threat of weather. As I've previously stated, I am guessing he will see the climbs he is not familiar with and feels he needs to see he's not an idiot......Though someone will highlight that idiot comment and quote it in a post disuputing that.

 

[flicker]

You forgot,that Lance is focused, single minded to win, psycotic, sociopathic ,and he once dated one of the Olsen twins! And Linsdsey Lohan!

Not only that but Lance is an atheist but he wore a cross and won a stage in Le Tour wearing a JC necklace icon. Oh the horror.

 

[amp300]

Not only that but Lance is an atheist but he wore a cross and won a stage in Le Tour wearing a JC necklace icon. Oh the horror.

I thought it was a cycling medallion of some sorts? Or are you talking about before that? Or did that just go over my head.

 

[Oncearunner8]

This thread has circled the toilet for so long, its orbit is beginning to deteriorate.

Absolutely an awesome post, do you have any read on the re-entry trajectory will take it?

 

[alberto.legstrong]

Absolutely an awesome post, do you have any read on the re-entry trajectory will take it?

....if my experience with the terlet is any indicator, the 'object in question' spins very quickly but in a very small circle just before that anticipated 'whoosh' takes it to its next destination.

We seem to be spinning quickly in a tight orbit and covering no new ground.

Tdf anticipation is growing.

 

[flicker]

I thought it was a cycling medallion of some sorts? Or are you talking about before that? Or did that just go over my head.

I thought it looked like a large cross, the type carried up Calvary hill by my personal savior by a small group of three also carrying the cross.

Perhaps LANCE CONVERTED to atone for his sins.

Most of the Euro riders carry a St. Christophers pendant which they bless themselves upon victory.

 

[flicker]

I thought it looked like a large cross, the type carried up Calvary hill by my personal savior by a small group of three also carrying the cross.

Perhaps LANCE CONVERTED to atone for his sins.

Most of the Euro riders carry a St. Christophers pendant which they bless themselves upon victory.

Perhaps Pappalion de la Islas Devil could awaken from his coma-like slumber and give us all the info on this revelation.

This ones for you JOE.....CALIFORNIA UBERALIS, UBERALIS CALIFORNIA.

 

[Hugh Januss]

....if my experience with the terlet is any indicator, the 'object in question' spins very quickly but in a very small circle just before that anticipated 'whoosh' takes it to its next destination.

We seem to be spinning quickly in a tight orbit and covering no new ground.

Tdf anticipation is growing.

Interestingly enough it will also spin in opposite dirrections depending on whether one is in the northern or the southern hemisphere. Fun fact!

 

[El Oso]

I thought it looked like a large cross, the type carried up Calvary hill by my personal savior by a small group of three also carrying the cross.

Perhaps LANCE CONVERTED to atone for his sins.

Most of the Euro riders carry a St. Christophers pendant which they bless themselves upon victory.

If I recall correctly from It's Not About the Bike, the cross is a tribute to a nurse or another patient when he was in cancer treatment.