The Real Football Thread

[oldborn]

scotland pays by goal difference :S... mr oldborn I think you have been scammed we find a way to finish with negative goal difference therefore you will be paying us, I like it

I knew that something is wrong mr paypalmerIQ, you damn, chary, close-fisted drunken Scots
ganjadude you are best money launderer nation I have ever seen, I mean you are sending people to moon for a few years on, and having nukes but you do not have good old money for me, come on dude.

 

[ramjambunath]

Oldbong, our money is only for moon missions, nukes, politicians and cricket. Croatia can have the milk. It's very cheap, you can also make cheese from it. If you want bhang, then that's also fine.

 

[oldborn]

Oldbong, our money is only for moon missions, nukes, politicians and cricket. Croatia can have the milk. It's very cheap, you can also make cheese from it. If you want bhang, then that's also fine.

Damn good my brother, damn good.

 

[ramjambunath]

How about cows+milk+bhang+vegetables. Real vegetables, not the fake ones that EU tries to exports to the world. Add some fruits and Mohun Bagan will beat Dinamo

 

[The Hitch]

clasico tomorrow. I think I speak for everyone when I say we hope for lots of fights, lots of controversy, lots of red cards and of course Narcisinho to get hit in the face by the Barcelona staff.

 

[Zam_Olyas]

clasico tomorrow. I think I speak for everyone when I say we hope for lots of fights, lots of controversy, lots of red cards and of course Narcisinho to get hit in the face by the Barcelona staff.

right on, right on..and after classico its liber's athletic vs rahsing

 

[oldborn]

How about cows+milk+bhang+vegetables. Real vegetables, not the fake ones that EU tries to exports to the world. Add some fruits and Mohun Bagan will beat Dinamo

Hey paypalmerIQ could you just delete ganjadude account; I can not stand it any more

 

[oldborn]

El Clásico tomorrow of course. I would like Messi vs Ronaldo fist fight

 

[palmerq]

Hey paypalmerIQ could you just delete ganjadude account; I can not stand it any more

sorry mate cant do that...

ps thanks to ramjam for the milk and vegetables :S


anyway I am hoping real win and mourinho gets up to no good once again

 

[Libertine Seguros]

Until they invent a scoring system where both teams can lose, I have no interest in El Clásico. I have even less interest in the press hyping it up like it's Ali vs. Frazier for two or three weeks beforehand. It happens twice a year minimum, people.

 

[ramjambunath]

sorry mate cant do that...

ps thanks to ramjam for the milk and vegetables :S


anyway I am hoping real win and mourinho gets up to no good once again

You're welcome, we can also give rice and not the half grown, stunted rice that's used to make risottos.
After all, a balanced diet is the key to a healthy life.

Real Madrid vs Barcelona

I lost interest in this match after the 2008 season. Since then, these two teams killed the Primera liga.

 

[oldborn]

oh oh spaghetti o's http://www.index.hr/sport/clanak/uhiceni-zeljko-siric-i-stjepan-djedovic/587587.aspx some important cro football fellows are in trouble... I doubt it has much to do with dinamo v lyon though

Real translation
There is nothing to do with Dinamo vs Lyon, but vice chairman of football federation and chairman of referee organization were arrested cos taking 30 000 euro bribes for fixing matches. Big guns were caught while taking money from wired Hajduk president himself in some hotel. So ****s are going on here.

 

[oldborn]

Ok I am taking bets
2-3 goals full time/if loss 24 hours suspension
2:1 Real win/if loss 48 hours suspension and naked picture of user

 

[ramjambunath]

Paypalmerq will be our payment gateway.
The odds are not satisfactory, bong. There aren't many women in this thread.

Betting with a fixer
I support motion 1, 2-3 goals in the match.

 

[Amsterhammer]

If Barca lose tonight they can just about kiss the title goodbye, so I expect either a small Barca win or a draw. I can imagine that there'll be plenty of goals, Messi almost always scores against Real, especially in Bernabeu, so I'll go with 2-3 or 2-4.

Visca el Barca!

 

[oldborn]

If Barca lose tonight they can just about kiss the title goodbye, so I expect either a small Barca win or a draw. I can imagine that there'll be plenty of goals, Messi almost always scores against Real, especially in Bernabeu, so I'll go with 2-3 or 2-4.

Visca el Barca!

No no dude, you can not choose something which does not exists

 

[ramjambunath]

Amster, I'll accept your statement at face value and as an unbiased opinion.

Okay oldbong, I have done scientific research and my prediction is that Barcelona will win 4-1.

I won't post my naked photos as I don't want to be booked for culpable homicide.

 

[oldborn]

Ok woosies more options:
3. 2:4, for losers
4. more than 3 goals 1st half
5. more than 3 goals for Barcelona, for extra losers
6. 7:1 for kings

 

[Amsterhammer]

Amster, I'll accept your statement at face value and as an unbiased opinion.

Okay oldbong, I have done scientific research and my prediction is that Barcelona will win 4-1.

I won't post my naked photos as I don't want to be booked for culpable homicide.

Not sure how unbiased my opinion is, Ramjam.

I'm a Barca fan, I hope they'll win. However, I've seen enough of Real this season to accept that they're playing really well and that they could cause a surprise tonight. Of course, if you look at the table then a win for Real would be no surprise, since they're three points ahead with a game in hand. Barca really must win tonight or they could be nine points adrift, which is too big a gap to make up imo.

Since you appear to be on Oldbong's wavelength, perhaps you might suggest that he reduces his substance intake in view of the increasingly bizar contents of his recent posts.

I have no idea wtf he's raving about.

 

[Kvinto]

too bad they (Real and Barcelona) can't lose this game simultaneously but if i would be forced to choose the lesser of two evils then Real ftw

 

[palmerq]

went to see aberdeen saint mirren today.... cold day but no wind or rain so that is good :S.... Pretty good game aberdeen are unlucky to be bottom of the league but what a goal from the saints player about 30 meters out he scores with a free kick... amazing, worth the money just for that..

 

[craig1985]

Benzema scores after 25 seconds.

 

[Cobblestoned]

Looking forward to Mourinho comments and interviews.
He may be upset.

Gut game, but not enough hate.
No one can stop Barca when they start dancing.

 

[ramjambunath]

Not sure how unbiased my opinion is, Ramjam.

I'm a Barca fan, I hope they'll win. However, I've seen enough of Real this season to accept that they're playing really well and that they could cause a surprise tonight. Of course, if you look at the table then a win for Real would be no surprise, since they're three points ahead with a game in hand. Barca really must win tonight or they could be nine points adrift, which is too big a gap to make up imo.

Since you appear to be on Oldbong's wavelength, perhaps you might suggest that he reduces his substance intake in view of the increasingly bizar contents of his recent posts.

I have no idea wtf he's raving about.

I know that you're a Barca fan who mustn't be able to stop dancing in sleep, hence my earlier comment.

As for the oldbong, as long as the part bookie is entertaining, who am I to stop him? After all, there's a reason he calls me the ganja. Though he's moved to cocaine in recent times

 

[Amsterhammer]

I had a house full in the living room, all six of us agreed that Barca won deservedly after that insane start with a goal against after 22 seconds. Both teams seemed nervous in the first half, neither playing to their usual standard. I guess our lucky 2-1 cancelled out their lucky 1-0, Barca's other two goals were both peaches!

Iniesta was magnificent in the second half and simply ran the show.

Visca el Barca!