Okay, so:
- coached not to say 'cancer' because people already (rightly) think it's a shield... 'my disease', etc.
- coached not to say anything that will admit perjury in the SCA case (still hopes to settle out of court?)
- coached not to say anything that could paint him as a controlling figure in USPS (qui tam)
- coached to throw in a couple of jokesy moments amongst the 'contrition', to make him seem human... and he chooses to say 'I won't talk about the details of our private conversation...' and then a minute later breaks that by saying '...and Betsy won't mind me saying this... but I never called her fat'.
Hoo boy. He is sooooo clueless. Totally dead. No sport to come back to for any kind of redemption story, nobody cares about him anymore except to pile on, he's nothing. That's it, dug his grave deeper. Lance you wish you could go back in time so you wouldn't have to be honest with the public, but just with Travis Tygart. Too freakin' bad.
The whole 'look, I'm no fan of the UCI...' start to several sentences sounds awfully alot like the online Armstrong defenders. 'Look, I'm no fan of Lance, and I'm not defending him, but he's not being treated fairly omg!!!'
Dead in the water. Goodbye, worthless piece of garbage.