Todays idiot masters fattie doper

[Altitude]

Haha - that website is a real treat.

USADA may be paying Davey Diamond a visit soon.

 

[Berzin]

Funniest line on the Diamond suspension from the Velonews article-

By: hammerdog_callahan

"His career is ruined now. By the time he comes back, he'll be 65 and an all washed up."

 

[Oldman]

sounds like one foolish tool. Or one toolish fool.

 

[Hugh Januss]

Diamond and doosh ................
Both begin with the letter "D".

Coincidence?

 

[slowoldman]

all I got for this one is wow......really????

 

[Race Radio]

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/doping-in-cycling-greatly-reduced-says-coni-boss

Torri makes a good point. The Pro side of the sport has gotten better....while the armature side is out of control.

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/doping-in-cycling-greatly-reduced-says-coni-boss

Torri makes a good point. The Pro side of the sport has gotten better....while the armature side is out of control.

Awesome quote.

“The situation there is serious. I’ve met entire families who dope. From lawyers to manual labor workers, they do anything just to win a salami in ridiculous races.”

Like that moron Mike Diamond. 63 and doping to rock 5th place out of 9 in a Cat 5 TT.

 

[Libertine Seguros]

63 yrs old....5th place in a TT......seriously!

http://velonews.competitor.com/2011...ers-racer-63-accepts-doping-suspenions_198175

63 years old, can place top 5 in TTs, how did Radioshack pass him up?

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

63 years old, can place top 5 in TTs, how did Radioshack pass him up?

He still has hair.

 

[danjo007]

Whatever Old Man Diamond was taking it didn't help him.....1:33 for a flat 40km TT? Was he riding a big wheel?

maybe someone should explain to you how it was - since you clearly have no idea apart from trying to sound funny and post a moderately entertaining picture.
he was 1 MINUTE AND 33 SECONDS DOWN on the 3rd place getter @59:15.

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

maybe someone should explain to you how it was - since you clearly have no idea apart from trying to sound funny and post a moderately entertaining picture.
he was 1 MINUTE AND 33 SECONDS DOWN on the 3rd place getter @59:15.

Thanks for clarifying that. Shine on, you crazy Diamond.

 

[Race Radio]

maybe someone should explain to you how it was - since you clearly have no idea apart from trying to sound funny and post a moderately entertaining picture.
he was 1 MINUTE AND 33 SECONDS DOWN on the 3rd place getter @59:15.

Ohh, Well Squeeze me.

When ridiculing 63 year old dopers precision and proper punctuation is very important. Of course if you look at his USA Cycling results it is understandable how one could come to that conclusion.
http://www.usacycling.org/results/?compid=178302

I am sticking with old man doper was riding a big wheel, feel free to report it to the mods

 

[Dr. Maserati]

Ohh, Well Squeeze me.

When ridiculing 63 year old dopers precision and proper punctuation is very important. Of course if you look at his USA Cycling results it is understandable how one could come to that conclusion.
http://www.usacycling.org/results/?compid=178302

I am sticking with old man doper was riding a big wheel, feel free to report it to the mods

What makes it better is danjo007 calculations are also wrong.

According to floridacycling Diamonds total time was 1:01:33 - so he was 2:18 off third. (and almost 7 minutes off the winner!).

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

I have to hand it to danjo. On my list of things to do if I had ridiculous amounts of free time, defending Diamond Doper's results wouldn't have cracked the top 100.

 

[danjo007]

i didnt defend them. i just think you and the other funny man arent funny at all. some of your posts leave a lot to be desired.
btw i didnt calcualte anything. i just looked at the times posted by the official site - same place funny man was looking. so if theyre wrong, then they've been posted incorrectly. i dont really care in anycase.

 

[Race Radio]

The is a SERIOUS MATTER! Comedy is NOT ALLOWED! There is NOTHING FUNNY about a 63 year old dopers!

Dr. Maserati and his FUNNY friends are clearly trying to HURT the sport!

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

i didnt defend them. i just think you and the other funny man arent funny at all. some of your posts leave a lot to be desired.
btw i didnt calcualte anything. i just looked at the times posted by the official site - same place funny man was looking. so if theyre wrong, then they've been posted incorrectly. i dont really care in anycase.

You care enough to have posted about it.

 

[BotanyBay]

These sub-1-hour times. What distance?

As I remember, USAC (insanely, 10+ years ago) allowed varying distances to be used for the championship events so that promoters could bid with a pre-approved course, instead of having to "find" 40K of road to use.

 

[MacRoadie]

These sub-1-hour times. What distance?

As I remember, USAC (insanely, 10+ years ago) allowed varying distances to be used for the championship events so that promoters could bid with a pre-approved course, instead of having to "find" 40K of road to use.

You do know you're not allowed to use USAC and "insane" (or its cognates) side by side, or even in the same sentance (even parenthetically). It's like a double negative.

 

[hwyrngr]

http://sports.yahoo.com/sc/news?slug=ap-doping-brandt-sorenson

Surprised this wasn't posted sooner.

 

[Oldman]

You do know you're not allowed to use USAC and "insane" (or its cognates) side by side, or even in the same sentance (even parenthetically). It's like a double negative.

I thought the banned words were "corrupt" and "lancesynchophants".

 

[ericfalcon]

http://sports.yahoo.com/sc/news?slug=ap-doping-brandt-sorenson

Surprised this wasn't posted sooner.

A masters doper from SoCal? I'm shocked.

 

[Race Radio]

A masters doper from SoCal? I'm shocked.

You can buy some of his $400 bib shorts
http://brandt-sorenson.com

Who would have thought a guy collecting his prime money with a cigarette would be a doper?

 

[ericfalcon]

You can buy some of his $400 bib shorts
http://brandt-sorenson.com

I'm afraid that I'm not hip enough to understand that website.

 

[BroDeal]

You can buy some of his $400 bib shorts
http://brandt-sorenson.com

I'm afraid that I'm not hip enough to understand that website.

Perhaps a new addition to the "caption this" thread.