Who is/are your favorite user(s) on this forum?

[thirteen]

i am so confused... leave for a few days, and a magic twin appears. wtf?

 

[RedheadDane]

When was there ever any logic in all this?

 

[Timmy-loves-Rabo]

How dare you... Logic-is-your-friend is a proud participant of the cn tour.

 

[RedheadDane]

Come on. You gotta admit this whole business is rather random!

 

[Timmy-loves-Rabo]

I wont deny this.

 

[Libertine Seguros]

NEWS FLASH!!

Damiano Michevelle kicked out of race after it has come to race organizers attention that he was bro deal in disguise. Quite the feat considering brodeal has also been racing

Mambo Italiano in shock.

Maybe BroDeal was pulling the Tom Simpson trick from the old Six Days, getting a friend to dress up as him and circle the track for periods at night to rack up laps while Tom himself got some sleep.

 

[bicing]

I'm happy with my performance. It was the plan all along to crash before the climb. I don't have the stamina to put in a good GC performance, so if I crash out before the final climb there is no pressure on any overall jerseys by me going into any breaks.

That said, I have been known to pull back 7 minutes... however that was in chasing down a dyslexic monkey on a bicycle that escaped from a circus in Kazakhstan, who was following road signs to Astana when in fact it was really just trying to find a Banana.

 

[usedtobefast]

I'm happy with my performance. It was the plan all along to crash before the climb. I don't have the stamina to put in a good GC performance, so if I crash out before the final climb there is no pressure on any overall jerseys by me going into any breaks.

That said, I have been known to pull back 7 minutes... however that was in chasing down a dyslexic monkey on a bicycle that escaped from a circus in Kazakhstan, who was following road signs to Astana when in fact it was really just trying to find a Banana.

next time just crash out in the neutral zone.

 

[kielbasa]

I don't know why no one ever made the connection.

 

[BroDeal]

I don't know why no one ever made the connection.

It seems so obvious now that it even caused Floyd Landis to face palm.

 

[Ferminal]

Epic stage, nice to take advantage of the softpedallers in the pack who don't want to race.

Angriliu is cracking!! He can’t hold the pace of zoncolan!!

Best line ever

 

[RedheadDane]

That said, I have been known to pull back 7 minutes... however that was in chasing down a dyslexic monkey on a bicycle that escaped from a circus in Kazakhstan, who was following road signs to Astana when in fact it was really just trying to find a Banana.

LoL! How do you come up with something like that?

Epic stage, nice to take advantage of the softpedallers in the pack who don't want to race.

Angriliu is cracking!! He can’t hold the pace of zoncolan!!

Best line ever

Yeah! Just imagine if it was the actual mountains rather than the users.

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BTW. The Association of Soigneurs (me) would like to inform the riders that today is Wash-your-own-damned-clothes Day. I don't think such a day actually exist, which is why I just invented it!

 

[Michielveedeebee]

BTW. The Association of Soigneurs (me) would like to inform the riders that today is Wash-your-own-damned-clothes Day. I don't think such a day actually exist, which is why I just invented it!

But mine just got dirty I had to go and fetch Boomcie's bottles in the ravine

 

[RedheadDane]

But mine just got dirty I had to go and fetch Boomcie's bottles in the ravine

Then next time tell him to go fetch his own damn bottles!

I'm a very a-typical soigneur...

 

[Anonymous]

still 2nd behind libertine in the sprinters jersey..not bad condsidering how i totally bonk in the last stage, and still 2nd in the team classification as well ...Jupiter must be please with us or as the in tv series spartacus i should say "by jupiters **** we have done well so far".

 

[boomcie]

Boom!

Yo yo yo mofos. Guess who's back

Glad to see I'm doing well in the GC Timmy. New classic coming up next week I guess... We'll see.

@MickeyVeedeebee, thanks for fetching those bottles bud, means a lot.

 

[AussieGoddess]

hope you had a good break ..... altitude training camp??????

 

[Timmy-loves-Rabo]

BREAKING NEWS:

Boomcie misses an out of competition doping control

sup boomcie, hope ye trip was good.

 

[Michielveedeebee]

BREAKING NEWS:

Boomcie misses an out of competition doping control

sup boomcie, hope ye trip was good.

missing just 1 doesn't matter

because we'll be paying 100000 € to the UCI for Anti-Doping testing

 

[boomcie]

hope you had a good break ..... altitude training camp??????

Yezzur, I'm such a pro.

BREAKING NEWS:

Boomcie misses an out of competition doping control

sup boomcie, hope ye trip was good.

I did not miss an out of competition control, I was with my assistant Michael Rasmussen at all time and he took perfect care of my whereabouts.

Trip was awesome. Now back to work tomorrow. Significantly less awesome .

missing just 1 doesn't matter

because we'll be paying 100000 € to the UCI for Anti-Doping testing

I'm safe, just got a phone call from TLR and he appreciates our funding and efforts for a cleaner cycling.

 

[Anonymous]

We need a new race, where art thou boomcie and timmy

 

[bicing]

Monte CQ1111111111111111111111111111111111

 

[Havetts]

Monte CQ1111111111111111111111111111111111

Don't scream too loud otherwise Libertine will find the need to demonstrate cause there are too few sprinter stages and too few cars to clinge onto!

 

[boomcie]

We need a new race, where art thou boomcie and timmy

Working on it Zama, but it's busy as hell at work, so I'm only doing a few lines daily. Not sure when it'll be done.

 

[Zam_Olyas]

Working on it Zama, but it's busy as hell at work, so I'm only doing a few lines daily. Not sure when it'll be done.

Okays, mambo italiano will do well in the next race ....thats the hope