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Just watching a lady unload 2 dildos and a bottle of red wine because her bag is to heavy at the check in, made me smile!

Best moment of the day today was my soigneur Txema putting a heated towel on my nut sack for massage, bloody great!

It's like trying to win the Champions League – you need to be at Manchester United but I'm playing at Wigan at the moment so I have to make that step up.

Di Luca, what a w@nker! unbelievable
 
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Andy99 said:
MODERATORS: can this thread be moved from the 'racing' section to the kids section where it belongs. Ta.:)

and can we also have some sort of ruling passed on signatures.. some peoples sigs are bigger than the bloody posts, its ridiculous..
 
Frosty said:
No-one going to post a comparison to cars. Who = Ferrari?;)

Might as well put these fromt the other thread here since this looks like it might be the official Wigans thread.

cars.jpg


cats.jpg


horses.jpg
 
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Hugh Januss said:
BroDeal said:
Might as well put these fromt the other thread here since this looks like it might be the official Wigans thread.


These could be the funniest things ever posted on this forum. I love the glue bottle, says it all.

Bro forgot to add in my Leepy Leepheimer and Tommy D add ons.

The bone fertilizer for Leepy, and a dog food for Tommy D.
 
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Tommy D is half Inuit too, and as an Inuit, they live off a diet of seal meat, and huskies when they have gone hunting and gathering and cannot find anything, and are starving, so they have to slaughter their huskies. A little like Roald Amundsen. So dogfood fits for Tommy D. Like A Rod has a diet of Hudson icecream and androgens.
 
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I don't know what's funnier, the pictures or the reaction from the Legion of Extraordinary Ascots, but I keep coming back to this thread. Keep 'em coming. I tried to post a canine version but couldn't figure out the damn photos.
 
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Ok:

Contador - FC Barcelona
A Schleck - Manchester United
Armstrong - Juventus (some rather questionable results from the last decade and in the 90's, they were known to have a rather large medicine cabinet)
Wigg(ga)ns - Tottenham
 
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blackcat said:
What is Wigans?

A Donkey Kong hand held circa 1980?

Nope a burnt Gameboy, original model. Don't get me started on the PS3 vs XBox 360 debate. The 360 is better, so I'd switch Contador and Schleck's associated pictures around.
 
Galic Ho said:
Nope a burnt Gameboy, original model. Don't get me started on the PS3 vs XBox 360 debate. The 360 is better, so I'd switch Contador and Schleck's associated pictures around.

I don't have either but have played both a couple of times and found they were similar. The only reason i posted the PS3 as Contador was because the Xbox360 pic had two in it. Ie. The two Schlecks