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Wigans quote watch

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Wigans quote watch come World War II debate decisiveness American involvement

Just watching a lady unload 2 dildos and a bottle of red wine because her bag is to heavy at the check in, made me smile!

Best moment of the day today was my soigneur Txema putting a heated towel on my nut sack for massage, bloody great!
 
Let's not forget this one, the one that endeared him to so many new fans ;) and gave him his nickname:

"It's like trying to win the Champions League – you need to be at Manchester United but I'm playing at Wigan at the moment so I have to make that step up."
 
This thread needs one of these.

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Sep 25, 2009
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Andy99 said:
The problem with the yanks is that they just don't have a sense of humour.:)

you dont find it funny smashing an apple pie into someones face :confused:

c'mon.
 
Jul 23, 2009
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BroDeal said:
This thread needs one of these.

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Andy99 said:
The problem with the yanks is that they just don't have a sense of humour.:)

I'm pretty sure Bro is a Yank, and if so his last post proves you wrong. Come on, you have to laugh at Wiggins/Wiggo/Wigans. If anyone else said the things he says, he'd tweet them a new one.
 
Aug 12, 2009
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zapata said:
Is that a sopwith camel? Then I'll have to object to the comparison. A sopwith camel will drop lance armstrong every time.

That is a Sopwith Camel. Should be a Fokker Triplane. You know those evil axis powers and their weaponry from WWI.

I to will take the F22 Raptor over the F117 Stealth plane any day of the week. Anyone watch the Top Gear episode where the boys raced from Italy to London with truffles? Contador is Jeremy Clarkson in a Bugatti Veyron. Wigans is appropriately the slow joke for a plane, Captain Slow used to try and fly across Europe, only to never cross the Channel.
 
Aug 12, 2009
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Bro Deal, what mountain did you associate with Schleck? That isn't K2 is it? From memory it doesn't spark any memory.
 
May 15, 2009
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Big GMaC said:
What about this one. Chinese Construction Standards :eek:

My block looks just like that too...

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I think you mean this one. Maybe you can down some softwares to visit these sites.
 
Aug 18, 2009
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craig1985 said:
So many lols at Bro Deal.

BroDeal, thanks for posting that hahaha...this morning I rolled out of bed and this thread was the first thing I've done, and so far I've laughed till I've cried after every one of those posts! Great way to start a Sunday morning!
 
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Galic Ho said:
Bro Deal, what mountain did you associate with Schleck? That isn't K2 is it? From memory it doesn't spark any memory.

That's The Matterhorn.

EDIT: This is turning into the best new thread in a while.