Will Lance get the top bunk in prison?

[Moose McKnuckles]

Or will Bruyneel take it. It could cause major rifts in their relationship.

It's a major issue.

 

[Ryo Hazuki]

and who will be the bender and who will be the pusher??

 

[Race Radio]

More importantly what will his prison name be? According to the Prison name generator it is Glory Hole

http://www.slinkys.com/cellname.html

 

[Ryo Hazuki]

More importantly what will his prison name be? According to the Prison name generator it is Glory Hole

http://www.slinkys.com/cellname.html

the gloryhole and the perv, should get on like a house on fire

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

Rumor has it Lance will only be permitted to watch reruns of the 1986, 1989, 1990, 2009, and 2010 Tours de France.

Maybe 2007 is he's on good behavior.

 

[Ryo Hazuki]

Rumor has it Lance will only be permitted to watch reruns of the 1986, 1989, 1990, 2009, and 2010 Tours de France.

Maybe 2007 is he's on good behavior.

and of the 1999 and 2001 agr

 

[TopCarbon]

who is going to drop the soap first

my guess Lance because he likes to win

 

[ManInFull]

Or will Bruyneel take it. It could cause major rifts in their relationship.

It's a major issue.

Lance is not going to prison. If we are lucky, every person with even half-a-brain will agree that he was a doper. That is more than enough for me.

 

[Hugh Januss]

Lance is not going to prison. If we are lucky, every person with even half-a-brain will agree that he was a doper. That is more than enough for me.

Is this like that other thread? First serious answer looses?

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

Lance is not going to prison. If we are lucky, every person with even half-a-brain will agree that he was a doper. That is more than enough for me.

 

[JRTinMA]

Dopes...

Everyone is all thrilled that Novitsky is on the case and this will be the end of LA. Novitsky is a bungling idiot who could not get a charge to stick against Barry Bonds. All of this in a time when the US government was holding hearings on the use of PEDs in baseball. If you can't get a conviction in that environment you suck as an investigator. Novitsky needs to prove fraud in the LA case, not doping. In that whole investigation Tammy Thomas was put under house arrest for perjury, not doping. LA has more money and smarter lawyers than she had and they will not let him make that mistake. Victor Conte did some time but not much, maybe a year?? He did time on money laundering, another "dopey" maneuver. Novitsky is an investigator for our government, that means he is a scale employee, he would be in the private sector if he was a real talent. He couldn't get Bonds!! Remember this people, not even on perjury.

You and I know how LA won tours but this is not within reach of Novitsky, he has to prove fraud. The majority of the people will have forgotten by the time this ever makes it to trial, if it ever does. I hate to p**s from the top of the ladder on ya but you gotta control your glee. Novitsky ain't no Elliot Ness.

 

[Publicus]

Can you see a certain Mr. Armstrong smell Hog farts all night? I can't. Top bunk or solitary confinement.

 

[TopCarbon]

solitary confinement.

he would go insane

 

[Publicus]

he would go insane

No way. He could practice giving himself the Look all day. And really, who would he rather be with than himself?

EDIT: I am assuming that prisoners in fact have access to Twitter. Now if he doesn't have twitter, well all bets are off....

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

 

[TopCarbon]

No way. He could practice giving himself the Look all day. And really, who would he rather be with than himself?

EDIT: I am assuming that prisoners in fact have access to Twitter. Now if he doesn't have twitter, well all bets are off....

he needs to talk to somebody or his brain would explode

 

[Marva32]

Out of curiosity, is this thread in the right forum, or does it belong in The Clinic?

 

[skidmark]

Out of curiosity, is this thread in the right forum, or does it belong in The Clinic?

Nah, we're just talking about dopes, not doping.

 

[Marva32]

no problem

 

[unsheath]

he would go insane

Not if he gets a mirror and a poster of his mum.

 

[B.Rasmussen]

It gets really funny if you enter Lance Pharmstrong as the name.

 

[Race Radio]

Everyone is all thrilled that Novitsky is on the case and this will be the end of LA. Novitsky is a bungling idiot who could not get a charge to stick against Barry Bonds.---------------------- Fanboy babble

While the groupies like to pretend (hope) that Nowitsky is Captain Clouseau the reality is he got plea deals or convictions of 10 of the 11 people in the BALCO case.....that is better then Armstrong's Tour record.

Unlike Bonds there are multiple witnesses who are talking to the Feds in the Armstrong case.

 

[Marva32]

More importantly what will his prison name be? According to the Prison name generator it is Glory Hole

http://www.slinkys.com/cellname.html

It doesn't matter what names you put in, it rotates through a number of different ones.

 

[reubenr]

Lance is not going to prison. If we are lucky, every person with even half-a-brain will agree that he was a doper. That is more than enough for me.

I think that this is probably a correct assessment, although I would prefer to see him do time. The investigation will do enough to ruin his reputation (that's not too hard to do for some, but for others it will be a big revelation), but unless he is proven to have ripped off America and the rest of the world with his "charitable work," nobody will really care. If sent to prison, think about it, the only person there that will have ever heard about a "Lance Armstrong" will be Bruyneel. Everyone there will think he plays trumpet, but by the time he comes out of there, he will be known for his flute playing. A side note, ****, a very interesting application for "Prison Warden" appeared recently in the Federal Civil Service System from one, Pierre Bordry. You wonder what that's all about?

 

[outrage9]

If they had known about Flandis for months/years harassing them, and if he has something to hide, I wonder why he didn't just fade off into cancer fundraisers as Lemond predicted knowing it was about to happen? Stupidity, arrogance, innocence.. has to be one of the 3.