Teams & Riders Coolest Names in the Peloton*

[DJ Sprtsch]

Marcin Bialoblocki?

 

[theyoungest]

That Blobloblo guy. I forget his first name.

Cian Uijtdebroeks? His first name is actually Irish. His last name is archaic Dutch/Flemish for "from the swamp".

 

[rallybanana]

That Blobloblo guy. I forget his first name.

Blob Harbour

Blob Harbour is a cyclist from Great Britain.

firstcycling.com

 

[lemon cheese cake]

That Blobloblo guy. I forget his first name.

This guy?

 

[gregrowlerson]

It's coming back to me now. Antonio Blobloblo. From Portugal I think. A Liberty Seguros favourite. No longer in the peloton though.

 

[gregrowlerson]

This guy?

The UCI became suspicious when he started breaking climbing records. I think he's wearing the polka dots jersey in that photo.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

The UCI became suspicious when he started breaking climbing records. I think he's wearing the polka dots jersey in that photo.

It wouldn't surprise me if Mr. Blobby was on som heavy stuff back in the day. His Danish cousin couldn't even survive for a full season before he disappeared from the peloton.

 

[Armchair Cyclist]

I'm not sure that it is a particularly rare Catalan name, but Pere Llull is a name that struck me. I'm assuming it's pronounced 'Yoi'.

 

[rallybanana]

My favourite Catalan name is Abel Balderstone

 

[Armchair Cyclist]

My favourite Catalan name is Abel Balderstone

That little bit of Catalonia between Blackburn and Preston...

 

[RedheadDane]

Awesome name. Terrible dinner.

Angus Stoneham

Angus Stoneham (born 2005-02-23) is a road racing cyclist from Great Britain, currently riding for Development Team Picnic PostNL. His best results are 18th place in Midden-Brabant Poort Omloop and 21st place in Paris - Troyes.

www.procyclingstats.com

 

[hrotha]

I'm not sure that it is a particularly rare Catalan name, but Pere Llull is a name that struck me. I'm assuming it's pronounced 'Yoi'.

That's like the most Catalan name that ever Catalaned

It's pronounced [ʎuʎ] so 'yooi' might be the closest English approximation but it's not a close one

 

[rallybanana]

Awesome name. Terrible dinner.

Angus Stoneham

Angus Stoneham (born 2005-02-23) is a road racing cyclist from Great Britain, currently riding for Development Team Picnic PostNL. His best results are 18th place in Midden-Brabant Poort Omloop and 21st place in Paris - Troyes.

www.procyclingstats.com

If you like bananas then this Angus is a lot tastier

Angus Fyffe

Angus Fyffe (born 1995-01-21) is a road racing cyclist from Ireland, active between 2014 and 2023. His best results are 9th place in National Championships Ireland ME - Road Race and 14th place in National Championships Ireland ME - Road Race.

www.procyclingstats.com

 

[Anderis]

Jakub Kuba

Jakub Kuba (born 2005-07-24) is a professional road racing cyclist from Czech Republic, currently riding for Dukla Praha.

www.procyclingstats.com

This name is really funny for Polish speakers, because "Kuba" is basically an informal form (I've just learned there's a word in the English language for that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypocorism ) of the name "Jakub". For English speakers it's a bit like if someone was named William Bill, for example.

 

[GenericBoonenFan]

The UCI became suspicious when he started breaking climbing records. I think he's wearing the polka dots jersey in that photo.

I saw one episode of that children's program as a child on holiday in GBR, it haunted my dreams for weeks.

 

[GenericBoonenFan]

That's like the most Catalan name that ever Catalaned

It's pronounced [ʎuʎ] so 'yooi' might be the closest English approximation but it's not a close one

Any relation to Sergio Llull?

 

[Anderis]

A very bold rider:

Bold Iderbold

Bold Iderbold (born 1998-06-27) is a professional road racing cyclist from Mongolia, currently riding for Ferei Mongolia Team. His best results are 4th place in National Championships Mongolia - Road Race and 6th place in GC Tour of Poyang Lake.

www.procyclingstats.com

 

[Anderis]

After Oliver Wood, we have another one who seems to have switched from quidditch to cycling:

James Potter

James Potter (born 2002-03-24) is a road racing cyclist from Netherlands, active between 2019 and 2025. His best results are 9th place in stage Tour of Malopolska and 13th place in National Championships Netherlands MU - Road Race.

www.procyclingstats.com

 

[Roku]

If you like bananas then this Angus is a lot tastier

Angus Fyffe

Angus Fyffe (born 1995-01-21) is a road racing cyclist from Ireland, active between 2014 and 2023. His best results are 9th place in National Championships Ireland ME - Road Race and 14th place in National Championships Ireland ME - Road Race.

www.procyclingstats.com

He even has his own (totally epic) song

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTW30Q4B3Go

 

[RedheadDane]

Here's a new category; teamnames that can be turned into a rebus:

TBF, I think it's a rather small category. In fact, if anyone can come up with others, feel free to do so. And, no; just using sponsor logos doesn't count!

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Here's a new category; teamnames that can be turned into a rebus:

TBF, I think it's a rather small category. In fact, if anyone can come up with others, feel free to do so. And, no; just using sponsor logos doesn't count!

I can't post pictures from my phone, so you'll have to imagine one of (Fidel) Castro with minus r written on it, plus one of the characters from Futurama with minus futu on it.

 

[Armchair Cyclist]

 

[Armchair Cyclist]

 

[Armchair Cyclist]

 

[rallybanana]

Daley Thompson AG2R La Mondiale??