Logic-is-your-friend
BANNED
Wilco: Now listen here milk, i've had about enough of your shenan...I would hate to know what kind of situation you'd have to end up in for your life to depend on asserting dominance over a carton of milk... some kind of weird dystopia where dairy products comes alive?
Milk: Shut your piehole Wilco! And by the way, from now on your name is Milko.