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krebs303 said:I have an inside source that that tells me ACF has a ppd of 15.87
JeffreyPerry said:this one is my personal favorite...
You are scared of Susan?
Everyone is scared of Susan.
Willy_Voet said:Recently released CN postpassport data has revealed some unbelievable numbers for top posters. Don Catlin and other experts have always held that anything above 6.5 ppd is suspect. It is alarming to see that some posters over this limit have been banned (forget to make the "donations" to CN?), while some of the posters with the highest values appear to post with impunity. Biggest surprise was to see a moderator on the list (protected poster?!)
The Hitch - 18.1
Thoughtforfood - 9.80 *banned
Ferminal - 8.6 ppd *moderator!!
Libertine Seguros - 8.4
Race Radio - 7.7
Dr. Maserati - 7.4
Melo Velo - 6.5
Timmy-loves-Rabo - 6.3
Moondance - 5.9
Scribe - 4.9
Willy_Voet said:The Hitch - 18.1
ACF 15.something (dont know why he isnt being included)
Thoughtforfood - 9.80 *banned
Ferminal - 8.6 ppd *moderator!!
Libertine Seguros - 8.4
Race Radio - 7.7
Dr. Maserati - 7.4
Melo Velo - 6.5
Timmy-loves-Rabo - 6.3
Moondance - 5.9
Scribe - 4.9
WonderLance said:don't read that cr@p, its just a bunch of anti-Polish, hero hating BS. Those guys bang on about the Post per day samples because they are tin-foil hat conspiracy theorists who just handle the fact that their favorite doped up poster- Ferminal, Timmy Loves Rabo, Race Radio, Libertine Seguros, Hugh Januss couldnt beet a clean Hitch.
WonderLance said:you guys must be alergic to winning or something. The Hitch is keeping the sport alive during the August to June period. His threads are probably some of the only attention CNF is getting.
Not to mention the billions of sponsorship dollars he brings in with he superstar personality. Cycling would be dead without Hitch and his money and you know it.
Grow up and love excellence.
WonderLance said:.
Hitch posts so much because he is an awesome athlete and is able to write a little bit faster than all the other posters. i know this becasue Phil Ligget told me its simple maths people if you write a little bit faster than everone else you will post more . He also told me that Hitch trains everyday and other posters dont do that which is why they take drugs and cheat. Hitch would never take drugs because he doesnt want to get cancer.
It also doesnt matter if Hitch posts any more because he is doing it to rase awareness of cancer because cancer lovers like Granville and TFF are not yet aware enough of cancer.
WonderLance said:In answere to you're question I say that he HAS TO FAIL A TEST, just once. The we will have evidence of doping. You can catch Stalone standing at an airport holding 100 doeses of roids but can you say he doped?
No.
You have to test him, they could be for his mum.
The Hitch has to fail a test, just like BPC and Buckwheat did.
WonderLance said:what would you know about Hitch. Nothing thats what. Hitch is a great man bacause he lets us know whats going on with the new Team Hitch through Twitter. I have a commerce degree, so I understand.
People in this forum just want to bag Hitch but I bet they havnt even read his Twitter and therefore dont know how great he is. They dont even think he will win the poster of the year for another seven years.
WonderLance said:Granville clearly doped cos Hitch didnt and Granville thinks Hitch doped and Hitch didnt so therefore Granville must have doped. I think we can all agree on that.
WonderLance said:You guys all must all have really tiny ball to HATE on a man who has done so much for cycling.
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WonderLance said:Hey you guys should be nice to the English speaking riders. They are obviously better as they come from the same country or a similar one than you. English speaking riders would never to drugs or other bad things like kick puppies.
WonderLance said:The Hitch is good for cycling because he doesnt engage in all that nasty stuff that riders from countrys that dont speak English come from as well as Bruce Murdoch. and he posts lots of threads in cnf so that they will still be able to gain sponsorship races during the August to June period.
WonderLance said:The Hitch finished first in the race. Where did you finnish?
WonderLance said:The Hitch was the leader, he said so. To deny it is to go against a great champion which is a dishonor to cycling.
TFF should have waited. Hitch would have and Hitch knows how to win CNF friends.
Do you hate cancer? I dont think so
WonderLance said:This thread is tainted. Only The Hitch will ride out of this thread a hero.
python said:cn doping/trolling survival rules 101:
1. (when nailed for the first time)
‘i may have tested positive, but it was not what you found. i reeeally, reeeeallly apologise. can i just hitch a ride , please ?.
2.. (when cornered by the dna test and facing a life time ban for a multiple personality disorder)
‘ i reeeally, reeeeallly apologise, i promise OUR full insights into our multiple personality disorder. can i just hitch a ride, pleeeease ?’
3. (when fingered by the fellow posters/dopers)
‘they have an agenda. yes, i’m dirty but so are them. Hmmmm, wait a minute, but if you give me their names, i reeeally, reeeeallly apologise
can i just hitch a ride pleeeease ?'
Willy_Voet said:Recently released CN postpassport data has revealed some unbelievable numbers for top posters. Don Catlin and other experts have always held that anything above 6.5 ppd is suspect. It is alarming to see that some posters over this limit have been banned (forget to make the "donations" to CN?), while some of the posters with the highest values appear to post with impunity. Biggest surprise was to see a moderator on the list (protected poster?!)
The Hitch - 18.1
Thoughtforfood - 9.80 *banned
Ferminal - 8.6 ppd *moderator!!
Libertine Seguros - 8.4
Race Radio - 7.7
Dr. Maserati - 7.4
Melo Velo - 6.5
Timmy-loves-Rabo - 6.3
Moondance - 5.9
Scribe - 4.9
JV_1793 said:I don't know why I bother wasting my sideburns to talk down to you people but here goes.
As we all know a 6.7 or more is looked at as Extra Terrestrial, but what you armchair analysists have missed is to add in 'lurking'.
Dr. Mas was 'lurking' here since this forum opened in April 2009, long before they started posting, when averaged out this brings the figure down to 6.8.
6.8 might look a little on the high side but it should be pointed out the Dr. Mas is one quarter cyborg as that they were born in a wifi hotspot.
Susan Westemeyer said:Thank you.
Now would you convince my husband, teen-aged son and cat of this?
Susan
Cowgirlup said:I am clean. I'm Australian you know.
Merckx index said:And btw, there are definitely people here on an exclusive program. I was able to prove this conclusively by taking a poll. More than 99% of the members I talked to denied having any connection with the best-known doping enablers. This demonstrates that whoever is associated with these enablers is not sharing them with anyone else.