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[Semper Fidelis]

I do not like Witch Hunts and Smears,
I do not like them dear oh dears.

Brilliant Post.
I like it the most.

 

[MacRoadie]

A bad man named Jeff said Lance Armstrong doped
"He couldn't have done it" Polish hoped and hoped.

"A smeary witch hunt, that's their ploy!"
Swore Polish on CN like a true fan boy.

"First they, lie then they flasify tests.
That's how it works.
But Lance was the greatest.
Just ask Eddy Merckx."

To combat the injustice,
A vocation, not a job.
To polish, and polish
and Polish, yet again, the Livestrong ***.

"I couldn't have done it!
I've been tested too many times!"
And with that we will end this.
Perjury has too few rhymes....

 

[davestoller]

Mark_Renshaw Mark Renshaw
Whats with the pop up ads on cyclingnews?
4 hours ago
in reply to @Mark_Renshaw ↑

@lancearmstrong
Lance Armstrong
@Mark_Renshaw they still have advertisers?
3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry

 

[MacRoadie]

Nah, Seuss was more into 'shrooms and Lysergic...at least that's what I gathered from his art and color choices.

Dunno. Hallucinagenics may very well be at play with some of those posts...

 

[MacRoadie]

Mark_Renshaw Mark Renshaw
Whats with the pop up ads on cyclingnews?
4 hours ago
in reply to @Mark_Renshaw ↑

@lancearmstrong
Lance Armstrong
@Mark_Renshaw they still have advertisers?
3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry

Yeah Lance, FRS and Scientology. They go hand-in-hand...

 

[Anonymous]

Mark_Renshaw Mark Renshaw
Whats with the pop up ads on cyclingnews?
4 hours ago
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@lancearmstrong
Lance Armstrong
@Mark_Renshaw they still have advertisers?
3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry

Is he angry with everyone? lol

 

[Race Radio]

Mark_Renshaw Mark Renshaw
Whats with the pop up ads on cyclingnews?
4 hours ago
in reply to @Mark_Renshaw ↑

@lancearmstrong
Lance Armstrong
@Mark_Renshaw they still have advertisers?
3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry

Wonderboy sounds confused. He thought that he had got everyone to pull their ads.....but they didn't.

He is struggling to come to grips with his irrelevancy. It would be sad if it wasn't so funny.

 

[Velodude]

I do not like Witch Hunts and Smears,
I do not like them dear oh dears.

For your unwavering and stoic support in the face of adversity I will not be surprised when the smoke has settled and LA is sentenced to a Federal Pen that the remnants of LA Inc. in Austin, Tx will offer you a reward.

If you are of female gender, a conjugal visit.
If you are of male gender, a conjugal visit.

 

[Berzin]

What has also changed is that most, if not all of them by now, no longer owe their living to Armstrong and company.

Well, Leipheimer would beg to differ, since he's not been offered a contract with The Shack for reasons that seem to do with Lance. I wonder what Armstrong would think if his boy Och would sign him.

Armstrong is the past and this past has little power over the present, especially in the US justice system. Welcome to the real world Lance.

He's still messing with people, so he obviously doesn't care abut the US justice system. All he has left is witness intimidation, idiotic, obnoxious tweets and those mountain bike races where his fanboys come out in force to teabag him at every turn.

 

[Polish]

Mark_Renshaw Mark Renshaw
Whats with the pop up ads on cyclingnews?
4 hours ago
in reply to @Mark_Renshaw ↑

@lancearmstrong
Lance Armstrong
@Mark_Renshaw they still have advertisers?
3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry

I would think Lance is speaking to the fact that Pro Cycling has such a crappy reputation these days - who would want to advertise on CN.

It IS kind of sad.
Gosh, who IS advertising on the website?
No Nissan, No Apple, No IBM, No Amgen.
No Michelob Ultra or Hotels by Sheraton.

 

[JMBeaushrimp]

I would think Lance is speaking to the fact that Pro Cycling has such a crappy reputation these days - who would want to advertise on CN.

It IS kind of sad.
Gosh, who IS advertising on the website?
No Nissan, No Apple, No IBM, No Amgen.
No Michelob Ultra or Hotels by Sheraton.

More "Lance Effect"?

Singlehandedly destroying cycling one sponsor at a time...

 

[Anonymous]

I thought this was a cracking retort though from @neilroad

The one pop-up @lancearmstrong needs to be
concerned with is Novitzky with a GJ summons

 

[seniyajw]

Are there any leaks? It seemed that most of the information about the grand jury testimony came directly from the witnesses themselves, which is apparently allowed. Looks like a ploy to gather any sympathy for Lancey-poo fan from the crowd.

 

[virandociclista]

Lance Day in Brazil

Hi guys.

Lance Armstrong will be at Brazil in next October. He will do talk and ride with 400 "guests" in the streets of Sao Paulo. Each guest must pay for the show!

He must be with dificulty in making presentations (for money) in the USA... Only failed stats go to brazil after the gold days

 

[Ferminal]

Hi guys.

Lance Armstrong will be at Brazil in next October. He will do talk and ride with 400 "guests" in the streets of Sao Paulo. Each guest must pay for the show!

He must be with dificulty in making presentations (for money) in the USA... Only failed stats go to brazil after the gold days

I wonder how much of the money raised goes to the charity?

 

[MacRoadie]

Hi guys.

Lance Armstrong will be at Brazil in next October. He will do talk and ride with 400 "guests" in the streets of Sao Paulo. Each guest must pay for the show!

He must be with dificulty in making presentations (for money) in the USA... Only failed stats go to brazil after the gold days

Yeah, but the chicks in Rio are hotter than donut grease...and all nicely waxed.

That, or he's planning a trip to Corcovado to visit Cristo Redentor. An ego like that needs some jumbo redemption...

 

[Cloxxki]

I wonder how much of the money raised goes to the charity?

Charity is a very wide erm, please define

Someone make the required Twtter remarks to those I just received, about the monetary difference between A+ and A- cancer charities?
Otherwise it seems too much like a one-man's hatred for a certain sunflower colored charity.

 

[MacRoadie]

Bill Mitchell's last message on Cyclingnews before he was forced out by the avalanche of hate and harassment when he first dared to ask questions about the myth in 1999:

I also received a lot of antagonism for daring to have an opinion - mostly from US readers. I could not understand why people (only a small minority), who grew up in the so-called land of freedom were so intent on repressing free speech. After all it was your choice to click the link and there was no charge for doing so. But still I received many threatening and nasty E-mails on a regular basis. My employer (the University) was harassed. And lately these nasty types have been trying to encourage my sponsors to stop supporting the site. I guess these types wear white hoods around the place at times too. It made me understand how McCarthyism thrived in the USA. Lucky I live in a free society I thought.

Hmmmmmm, sounds a lot like this:

It IS kind of sad.
Gosh, who IS advertising on the website?
No Nissan, No Apple, No IBM, No Amgen.
No Michelob Ultra or Hotels by Sheraton.

http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showpost.php?p=634419&postcount=5491


P.S. And didn't someone threaten to send emails to TFF's law school awhile back? Seems the bag of tricks gets recycled over and over again.

 

[fatandfast]

Hi guys.

Lance Armstrong will be at Brazil in next October. He will do talk and ride with 400 "guests" in the streets of Sao Paulo. Each guest must pay for the show!

He must be with dificulty in making presentations (for money) in the USA... Only failed stats go to brazil after the gold days

? You should probably learn a little bit more about bicycle/bike racing economics. Brazil is one of the areas of huge growth exploitation. Lance and all the brands he is associated with probably begged to get a chance to talk at a big venue.
I will be waiting to see how his redneck, Texas style translates into Portuguese.

Soon your local bike shops will have 30% FRS, Sram,RockShox,Trek, Bontragger junk for you to buy. They will probably do a huge product purge of Shack kits and sell them at a couple of Reais just to get the logo all over the place.

He probably will pick up a few 100, 1000 from your elite for some Livestrong ventures. Lance will probably go down to a favela or two and hand out tshirts and yellow wrist bands to show his connection with all facets of Brazil

 

[Oldman]

I wonder how much of the money raised goes to the charity?

Charity? 400X$500 ea=one round trip of Gulfstream fuel.

 

[virandociclista]

Lance comes to Brazil paid by the magazine "go outside".

You need to pass some time in Brazil.. haha

you will understand that not everything you read is true .. especially when it comes to Brazil. No way that the cycling business in brazil will have a great increase.. they (local stores) are just trying to survive... The people who bought expensive bikes.. do it from outsea... when they travel to usa/europe or by other way...

Lance will be in Brazil to know some wonderful hot female (the best in the world haha) and get the money from the bikers here, that think that Lance is a god...

In brazil redneck = pescoço de peru!

 

[virandociclista]

Charity? 400X$500 ea=one round trip of Gulfstream fuel.

there is some speculation that the invatation will cust around $1500 dollars

so the redneck is coming here to do what he can't do more in the USA: be treated as a god of cycling...

I'll take a big banner saying: Jeff Novitzky will get you!!

=p

 

[fatandfast]

Lance comes to Brazil paid by the magazine "go outside".

You need to pass some time in Brazil.. haha

you will understand that not everything you read is true .. especially when it comes to Brazil. No way that the cycling business in brazil will have a great increase.. they (local stores) are just trying to survive... The people who bought expensive bikes.. do it from outsea... when they travel to usa/europe or by other way...

Lance will be in Brazil to know some wonderful hot female (the best in the world haha) and get the money from the bikers here, that think that Lance is a god...

In brazil redneck = pescoço de peru!

You got me on that one. So do you think the bike companies that claim to have increased sales in Brazil are just dumping the stuff in the ocean? That's my bet. I think all this increase in activity by Brazil and it's banks and companies are really faking it.
Do you guys really have the largest cattle production or is it done with smoke and mirrors or trick photography of just a few dozen steers from the right angle.

*ps one of your most important trade consultants advised Australian beef producers when they had issues about humane treatment of livestock for export. Brazil knows beef..

 

[krebs303]

all I come up with is "Outside's Go Magazine". Is this the one? Are they part of the cache cache Outside Magazine?

 

[virandociclista]

You got me on that one. So do you think the bike companies that claim to have increased sales in Brazil are just dumping the stuff in the ocean? That's my bet. I think all this increase in activity by Brazil and it's banks and companies are really faking it.
Do you guys really have the largest cattle production or is it done with smoke and mirrors or trick photography of just a few dozen steers from the right angle.

*ps one of your most important trade consultants advised Australian beef producers when they had issues about humane treatment of livestock for export. Brazil knows beef..

unfortunately, only cheaters do business in Brazil... Soo.. yeah.. you is rigth.. perfect place for Lance do business hahahah

Here is place for a holiday .... If you come here, you will be duped by swindlers in many ways...

hard place to live!