Well, in addition to being totally incompetent about a number of things, I guess I'm incompetent about finding recent news on this Interwebs thing. Tried that Google news thingy, some other news aggregators, TMZ, E!Online (someone you have quoted before). Could not find anything.
I did find an interesting interview with Charlie Watts. In the interview he did not discuss PEDs, his (super secret) testimony before the Grand Jury, nor did he speculate on perp walks, cuffs, bail, etc.
However, he did expound for a long time on drumrolls. Charlie says that an attention getting drumroll is usually with the snare, but if you really want to get everyone's attention, a drumroll with the Tom Toms and a few kicks on the bass drum is the way to go.
He also mentioned a drumroll that is a bit sneaky - a bit of Morse code tapped out only on the cymbals.
I am starting to doubt your musical ability, especially as it pertains to percussion.
In case I missed anything from the Interweb news, I apologise. Please post links if you have them.