ChrisE said:
My point is about GL in 2001 telling LA on the phone he should't win tours because of his physiological traits, or lack of.
GL. "Hi Lance, it's Greg."
LA. "Greg, what's up?"
GL. "Not much. Just wanted to call you to accuse you of doping."
LA. "Far out, man. Lemme have it!"
GL. "You lack the physiological traits to win the Tour."
LA. "I do? . . . (Pause) . . . But I've won the Tour. Several times."
GL. "I mean you shouldn't have won the Tour because you need to dope to win."
LA. "How'd ya come up with that one, Greg? You get a medical degree, or even graduate college?"
GL. "Nah, some dudes told me some stuff and I believed it. I did win the Tour three times, though, and I AM physiologically endowed."
LA. "Yeah, Greg, you sure are endowed. But would you please apologize to me for calling me a doper."
GL. "Sure, Lance. John Burke asked me to formally apologize to you, anyway. I take back what I said. We cool now?"
LA. "Yeah. We're cool. I'm dominating you, and I like the feeling."
GL. "No probs, Lance. Real glad I made you feel good."
LA. "That sure was a fun conversation. Call me anytime! Bye Greg"
GL. "Bye Lance."